Fuck Up

I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where Am I?
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)

I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store
I'm like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Why Can't I Just Get Control Over Myself? (Self)

I'm not trying to be a saint.
I don't wanna be president someday.
I'm just trying to make my way. (Yeah)

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do anything right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up (Yeah)
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing.

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right.
Da Da Da Da Da Da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
What's with me; why does this happen all the time? (Time)

I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I'm like a black guy switching ladies in front of the cops
Why can't I just get control over myself? (self)

I'm not trying to be a saint.
I don't wanna be president someday.
I'm just trying to make my way. (Yeah)

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do anything right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up (Yeah)
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing.

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right.
Da Da Da Da Da Da

I'm just a bad luck charm.
To blame when things go wrong.
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I'll change
For now all I can say

(Yeah)

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do anything right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up (Yeah)
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing.

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right.
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right.
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right.

Da Da Da Da Da Da

Ah, Fuck it.