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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
mars (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Scott (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
steward (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
krystall (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these that worked at the college
The really cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how they where
At the of a hat

was three of 'em:
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the band got
With the girls the college
They having a good time...
(we in alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the guys in the
Who were for that kind of action
workin' on 'em for two days
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because girlfriends might find out
Decided they gonna work the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the first
When they still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the at the hotel
That's right, your right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably totally to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too for that shit
So him and the guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was really
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her clothes and in the pool
She threw her pants over by the little table

Well, one of the guys in the picked up het panties
(he told me later the in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was else to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not going to get any anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started sniffing the panties...
were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to
Delightful little
(some of you think this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
the fuck? )
So, snorting it...
(hey! it's the century...
Whatever you can do to a good time, let's get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So they're snorting the
'n' then put them on their heads...
were having a good time...
The was in the water...she didn't even see
was going on with her underpants...
They were the pants
It looked just a tiny little party hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This make a great way of life for them...
They would go town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after they were up
On the clothes
on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They play with them...
would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little attached
To the underpants...and then...they would that
They were

And so you can see,
That we're doing here on stage
Is part of a american tradition
The of the
Jazz party hats