Luyện nghe bài hát The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Frank (guitar, vocals, drum machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Scott (bass)
wackerman (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
steward (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these girls that worked at the
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The be delighted to tell you how suave they where
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The one was a walking blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the got together
With the girls the college
were having a good time...
(we were in alburquerque for a of days)
But these girls thought they were hot
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for that of action
Kept on 'em for two days
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a time, what the hey?

Send pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the night
When were still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya what I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
And one of the guys too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the
right, your heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was skinny
'n' probably insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the
She threw her pants over there by the table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he told me the stuff in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
not going to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the and sniffing the glue...
every 'thing' that adhered to these
Delightful morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
What the )
So, they're it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So they're the pants
'n' then put them on their heads...
They having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
What was on with her underpants...
They were the pants
It looked just a tiny little party hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This would make a great way of for them...
They go from town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after were hung up
On the clothes
Later on they take 'em back in the dressing room
would play with them...
They fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little morsel
To the underpants...and then...they feel that
They were

And so you can see,
That what doing here on stage
Is part of a american tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge hats