Luyện nghe bài hát The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Frank (guitar, vocals, drum machine)
vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
colaiuta (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

upon a time
It was in albuquerque, new
were these girls that worked at the college
The really cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how they where
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of thought she was a beauty queen...
The one was a walking blow-job
And then there was this girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the girls the college
were having a good time...
(we were in for a couple of days)
But these girls they were hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the
On the day, so...
A couple of the in the band
Who were desparate for kind of action
workin' on 'em for two days
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, the hey?

Send pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their might find out
Decided they were gonna work the on these girls
From the
So, one night...it was the night
When were still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya what I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two in the morning at the pool at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really
'n' probably insensitive to climatic changes
all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the
And the girl who was really skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants there by the little table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he told me later the stuff in the
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not going to get any anyway...
So one guy and the t-shirt guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They were the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
What the )
So, they're it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to a good time, let's get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' then they put them on heads...
They were having a time...
The was in the water...she didn't even see
What was going on her underpants...
They were wearing the
It just like a tiny little party hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This would a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, looking for
They would take the panties after were hung up
On the line
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
would play with them...
They would the underpants...
They would snort little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what doing here on stage
Is of a great american tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge hats