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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
colaiuta (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
krystall (saxophone)

Once a time
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they
At the of a hat

There was of 'em:
One of them thought she was a queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And there was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the got together
With the girls the college
They were a good time...
(we in alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought were hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the
On the day, so...
A of the guys in the band
Who desparate for that kind of action
workin' on 'em for two days
(which is a waste of fuckin' anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the guys in the band, who go nameless
their girlfriends might find out
Decided were gonna work the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the night
they were still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya know I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
And one of the guys too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two in the morning at the pool at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So they go out and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably totally to climatic changes
all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for that
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the
And the girl who was really skinny
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the
She threw her pants over there by the table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he told me the stuff in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was else to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started sniffing the panties...
They were the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every that adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
What the )
So, snorting it...
(hey! it's the century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, get on with it,
So as it doesn't cause a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' they put them on their heads...
They were a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
What was going on her underpants...
were wearing the pants
It just like a tiny little party hat...
ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This make a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, for panties
They would take the after they were hung up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They play with them...
They would the underpants...
They would every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they feel that
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're here on stage
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz party hats