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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Scott (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how they where
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of thought she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And there was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the from the college
They were a good time...
(we were in for a couple of days)
But these thought they were hot shit
'n wouldn't the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the guys in the
Who were desparate for that kind of
Kept on 'em for two days
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your of a good time, what the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the guys in the band, who go nameless
Because their might find out
they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From the
So, one night...it was the first
When they were still trying to it in there'
(ya what I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the
She says, well, to of the guys in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the
That's right, heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So they go out there and the who was really skinny
'n' probably insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too for that shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the of the pool
And the girl who was really skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little

Well, one of the guys in the band up het panties
(he told me later the in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the fudge and the glue...
Sniffing every that adhered to these
Delightful morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
the fuck? )
So, snorting it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on it,
So as it doesn't cause a murder...)

So they're snorting the
'n' then put them on their heads...
They were having a time...
The was in the water...she didn't even see
What was on with her underpants...
They were wearing the
It looked just like a little party hat...
Their ears sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This make a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, for panties
They would take the panties they were hung up
On the clothes
on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They would with them...
They would the underpants...
They would every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel
were fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on
Is part of a great american
The of the
Jazz discharge party