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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these girls that worked at the
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how they where
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a walking
And then was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the girls the college
were having a good time...
(we were in alburquerque for a of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for that of action
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the

Send pants up here!
some more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their might find out
they were gonna work the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the first
When they still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
And one of the guys too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the at the hotel
That's right, heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably totally to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too for that shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the
And when the who was really skinny
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little

Well, one of the guys in the band up het panties
(he me later the stuff in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So one guy and the t-shirt guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the fudge and the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
What the )
So, snorting it...
(hey! it's the century...
Whatever you can do to a good time, let's get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So they're snorting the
'n' they put them on their heads...
They having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she even see
was going on with her underpants...
They were wearing the
It looked like a tiny little party hat...
ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
would make a great way of life for them...
They go from town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after they were up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They play with them...
They would the underpants...
They would snort little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would that
were fulfilled

And so you can see,
That we're doing here on stage
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge hats