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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
steward (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once a time
It was in albuquerque, new
were these girls that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be to tell you how suave they where
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the got together
the girls from the college
They were a good time...
(we in alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the guys in the
Who desparate for that kind of action
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your of a good time, what the hey?

Send pants up here!
some more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the first
When they still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya what I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to of the guys in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two in the morning at the pool at the hotel
That's right, heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really
'n' probably totally insensitive to climatic
Took all of her garments off and she in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too for that shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the of the pool
And the girl who was really skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her and jumped in the pool
She her pants over there by the little table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not going to get any anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
What the )
So, they're it...
(hey! it's the century...
you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So they're snorting the
'n' they put them on their heads...
They having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
What was going on her underpants...
were wearing the pants
It looked like a tiny little party hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This would a great way of life for them...
They would go town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after they hung up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em in the dressing room
They would with them...
would fetish the underpants...
They snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they feel that
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're doing on stage
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz party hats