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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
colaiuta (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

upon a time
It was in albuquerque, new
There were girls that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave where
At the of a hat

was three of 'em:
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the
were having a good time...
(we were in for a couple of days)
But girls thought they were hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the
On the day, so...
A of the guys in the band
Who were for that kind of action
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your of a good time, what the hey?

Send those up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends find out
Decided they were work the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the night
When they were still to 'get it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really
'n' totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the of the pool
And when the girl who was really
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the
She her pants over there by the little table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he me later the stuff in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that to these
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
What the )
So, they're it...
(hey! it's the century...
you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it,
So as it doesn't cause a murder...)

So they're the pants
'n' then put them on their heads...
They having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
What was going on her underpants...
They were the pants
It looked like a tiny little party hat...
Their ears sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This would make a great way of for them...
They would go from to town, looking for panties
would take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They would play them...
would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on
Is part of a american tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge party