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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
steward (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were girls that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be to tell you how suave they where
At the of a hat

was three of 'em:
One of thought she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the band got
the girls from the college
They were having a time...
(we were in alburquerque for a of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the in the band
Who were desparate for that of action
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends find out
Decided they gonna work the wall on these girls
From the
So, one night...it was the night
When they were still trying to 'get it in
(ya know I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to of the guys in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two in the morning at the pool at the hotel
That's right, your right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the
And when the girl who was really
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her clothes and in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he told me later the in the bottom
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was else to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
What the )
So, snorting it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on it,
So as it doesn't cause a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' they put them on their heads...
They were having a time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
was going on with her underpants...
They were wearing the
It looked just a tiny little party hat...
ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This would make a way of life for them...
They would go town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties they were hung up
On the line
Later on they would take 'em back in the room
They would play them...
They would the underpants...
They snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would that
They were

And so you can see,
That what doing here on stage
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz party hats