Luyện nghe bài hát The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Frank (guitar, vocals, drum machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
mars (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Scott (bass)
Chad (drums)
colaiuta (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once a time
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these girls worked at the college
The really cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they
At the of a hat

There was of 'em:
One of them thought she was a queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And then was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the
were having a good time...
(we were in for a couple of days)
But these thought they were hot shit
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the in the band
Who were desparate for that kind of
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the

Send those up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the first
When they were still to 'get it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to of the guys in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the at the pool at the hotel
That's right, your right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So they go out and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The one was too smart for that shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the of the pool
And when the girl who was skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the table

Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het
(he told me the stuff in the bottom
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was else to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not going to get any anyway...
So one guy and the t-shirt guy
Started sniffing the panties...
They sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every that adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
the fuck? )
So, snorting it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' then they put on their heads...
They having a good time...
The was in the water...she didn't even see
was going on with her underpants...
They were wearing the
It looked like a tiny little party hat...
Their ears were out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This would a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, for panties
They take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They play with them...
They fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little morsel
To the underpants...and then...they would that
were fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're here on stage
Is part of a american tradition
The of the
Jazz party hats