Luyện nghe bài hát The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Frank (guitar, vocals, drum machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Scott (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There these girls that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how they where
At the of a hat

There was of 'em:
One of them thought she was a queen...
The one was a walking blow-job
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the guys in the got together
the girls from the college
They were having a time...
(we were in alburquerque for a of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the in the band
Who were for that kind of action
Kept on 'em for two days
(which is a waste of time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a time, what the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on girls
the college
So, one night...it was the night
When they were still trying to it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to several of the in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the at the hotel
That's right, your right,
Two o'clock in the morning, at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too for that shit
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the
And when the who was really skinny
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the
She threw her pants over by the little table

Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het
(he told me later the stuff in the
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started sniffing the panties...
They were sniffing the and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing 'thing' that adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
What the )
So, snorting it...
(hey! it's the century...
Whatever you can do to a good time, let's get on with it,
So long as it cause a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' then put them on their heads...
They were having a time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't see
was going on with her underpants...
They were the pants
It looked just like a little party hat...
Their ears sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This would make a great way of for them...
They would go from to town, looking for panties
They take the panties after they were hung up
On the line
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They play with them...
They fetish the underpants...
They would snort every morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would that
were fulfilled

And so you can see,
That we're doing here on stage
Is part of a great american
The of the
discharge party hats