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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
colaiuta (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these that worked at the college
The really cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they
At the of a hat

There was three of
One of them she was a beauty queen...
The one was a walking blow-job
And then was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the in the band got together
With the from the college
They were a good time...
(we were in alburquerque for a of days)
But girls thought they were hot shit
'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the
On the day, so...
A couple of the guys in the
Who were for that kind of action
Kept on 'em for two days
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, the hey?

Send those up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might out
Decided they were work the wall on these girls
From the
So, one night...it was the night
When they were still trying to 'get it in
(ya know I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to several of the in the band
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the at the pool at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really
'n' probably totally insensitive to climatic
Took all of her garments off and she in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was skinny
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants there by the little table

Well, one of the guys in the picked up het panties
(he told me the stuff in the bottom
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
not going to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
sniffing the girl's panties...
They were the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to
little morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
What the )
So, snorting it...
(hey! it's the century...
Whatever you can do to a good time, let's get on with it,
So as it doesn't cause a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' they put them on their heads...
They having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she even see
was going on with her underpants...
They wearing the pants
It looked like a tiny little party hat...
ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on discovered,
This would make a great way of for them...
They would go from to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after were hung up
On the clothes
Later on would take 'em back in the dressing room
They play with them...
would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge hats