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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
Bobby (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
Dick (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once a time
It was in albuquerque, new
There were these that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The be delighted to tell you how suave they where
At the of a hat

There was of 'em:
One of thought she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a blow-job
And there was this skinny girl...

Oh well...
Some of the in the band got together
the girls from the college
They having a good time...
(we in alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they hot shit
'n pooch the guys in the band
On the day, so...
A couple of the guys in the
Who were desparate for that kind of
Kept workin' on 'em for two
(which is a waste of fuckin' anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if your idea of a good time, what the hey?

those pants up here!
Here's more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the in the band, who shall go nameless
their girlfriends might find out
Decided were gonna work the wall on these girls
the college
So, one night...it was the night
When they still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya know what I huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
And one of the t-shirt too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two in the morning at the pool at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably totally to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for shit
So him and the guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was skinny
(and insensitive to changes)
Took off her clothes and in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the table

Well, one of the guys in the band up het panties
(he me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was else to do...
It was alburquerque, new
It's two in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So one guy and the t-shirt guy
Started sniffing the panties...
They were sniffing the and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might think is weird...
No wonder. it's not normal, but
the fuck? )
So, they're it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So they're snorting the
'n' then they put on their heads...
They were a good time...
The girl was in the water...she even see
What was on with her underpants...
They were wearing the
It looked just a tiny little party hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This would make a great way of for them...
They would go from town to town, for panties
They would the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing
They would with them...
would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel
They fulfilled

And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
Jazz discharge hats