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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, machine)
Steve vai (guitar, guitar)
Ray (guitar, vocals)
Roy (vocals)
Bob (boy soprano)
Ike (vocals)
martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, guitar)
Ed (percussion)
thunes (bass)
Chad (drums)
Vinnie (drums)
Craig (harmonica)
fegy (mandolin)
Marty (saxophone)

Once upon a
It was in albuquerque, new
There these girls that worked at the college
The were cool...
(they so anyway)
The would be delighted to you how suave they where
At the of a hat

was three of 'em:
One of thought she was a beauty queen...
The other one was a walking
And then there was skinny girl...

Oh well...
of the guys in the band got together
With the from the college
They having a good time...
(we were in for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were hot
'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the
On the day, so...
A couple of the in the band
Who were desparate for kind of action
workin' on 'em for two days
(which is a of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the

Send those up here!
some more!
Okay, good-good!
cotton...oh, how sweet!
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
Here! these!

Anyway...
in albuquerque, new mexico...
A couple of the in the band, who shall go nameless
their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were work the wall on these girls
From the
So, one night...it was the night
When they still trying to 'get it in there'
(ya know I mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the in the band
She says, well, to several of the in the band
And one of the guys too...
"hey! go skinny-dipping!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the at the hotel
right, your heard right,
Two in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the was very, very cold!
So go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'n' probably totally to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she in the pool
And she says, "hey guys! on in!"
Well, one of did...
The other one was too smart for that
So him and the t-shirt guy say by the of the pool
And when the girl who was really
(and to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the
She her pants over there by the little table

Well, one of the in the band picked up het panties
(he told me the stuff in the bottom
Was punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing to do...
It was alburquerque, new
two o'clock in the morning...
They're not to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the guy
Started sniffing the panties...
They were the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing 'thing' that adhered to these
little morsels
(some of you might this is weird...
No wonder. not exactly normal, but
What the )
So, they're it...
(hey! the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a time, let's get on with it,
So long as it doesn't a murder...)

So snorting the pants
'n' then they put on their heads...
They were having a time...
The was in the water...she didn't even see
What was going on her underpants...
They wearing the pants
It looked just like a tiny little hat...
Their were sticking out the side...it was so fun
on they discovered,
This would make a way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, for panties
They would take the panties they were hung up
On the line
on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They play with them...
They would the underpants...
would snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they feel that
They were

And so you can see,
That what doing here on stage
Is part of a great tradition
The of the
discharge party hats