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[by Leitch of the album Cosmic Wheels, 1973]

I was impressed like when man began to fly
out of earthly to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic

I awe with admiration we listened to the
such felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they and pee

oh the intergalactic laxative get you from here to there
relieve you and me without a worry or care
if shitting is problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you here to mars

they don't partake like you and I of burger mush
food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle inside the boot

you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they
a pipe is led from head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for
in of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

wherever man has conquered on the for frontiers new
I'm he's always had to do the no. one and two
it it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest they had to shit and pee!