Luyện nghe bài hát The Intergalactic Laxative

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[by Donovan Leitch of the Cosmic Wheels, 1973]

I was like everyone when man began to fly
out of regions to planets in the sky
with total media we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they the cosmic sand

I awe with admiration we listened to the
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to
my romantic shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in they shit and pee

oh the laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out in the stars
the intergalactic will get you from here to mars

they don't like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down the boot

you may well ask now what becomes of liquid consume
a pipe is led from penis to a unit in the room
the is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

wherever man has conquered on the for frontiers new
I'm glad always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to and pee!