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[by Donovan Leitch of the Cosmic Wheels, 1973]

I was impressed like when man began to fly
out of earthly regions to in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the land
as ceremoniously they the cosmic sand

I awe with admiration we listened to the
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was to me
spacemen wear old in which they shit and pee

oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from to there
relieve you and believe me without a or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the
the intergalactic laxative will get you from to mars

they don't partake like you and I of burger mush
their food is prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super suit
otherwise the slush would down inside the boot

you may well ask now what of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for
in of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to and pee!