Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
Mike (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a criminal
right around chicago
This is the story of michael
A man who's serving at this very moment
For the crime of armed

It so happened, that at the of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female
A enema
Apparently, there was no law against
But his name on
kenyon
The enema bandit!"

The illinois enema
I heard on the loose
I heard on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois bandit juice
He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit

He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice

The illinois bandit
I it on the news
I it on the news
illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around
From to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed
That he just wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic rump
That he just might wanna

The enema bandit
One day have to pay
One day he'll to pay
The police say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge have him for a special guest
The d.a. will order a test
And stuff his pudgy little in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the would say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't nobody no sympathy...
Hot soap water in the degree!"
And the bandit might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause misery?
Well did you this kinda misery?
Well did you cause misery?
Now, one girl shout: "let the be!"

Bandit are you
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
plea?
Another shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these
The bandit say, "it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna

Repeat...