Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
Louanne (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
a famous criminal
From right chicago
This is the story of kenyon
A man who's time at this very moment
For the of armed robbery

It so happened, that at the time of the
Michael, to give his female victims
A enema
Apparently, there was no law against
But his lives on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The enema bandit
I heard he's on the
I heard he's on the
Lord, the screams
Of all them women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag fulla
The illinois enema juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice
He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
the illinois enema bandit juice

The illinois bandit
I it on the news
I heard it on the
Bloomington illinois...he has caused some
Just sneakin' there
From to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
for some rustic co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump

The illinois bandit
One day have to pay
One day he'll to pay
The police will say, "you're arrest!"
And the would have him for a special guest
The d.a. order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the would say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't have no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And the bandit might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause this
Well did you this kinda misery?
Well did you this misery?
Now, one girl shout: "let the be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? me now, what's
plea?
Another girl shout: "let the go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these
The bandit say, "it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...