Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
David (vibes)
brecker (trumpet)
Mike (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
a famous criminal
From right around
This is the story of kenyon
A man who's serving time at very moment
For the crime of armed

It so happened, that at the of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his victims
A enema
Apparently, there was no law against
But his name on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The enema bandit
I heard on the loose
I heard on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The enema bandit juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice
He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice

The enema bandit
I heard it on the
I heard it on the
illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around
From to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump

The illinois bandit
One day have to pay
One day have to pay
The police will say, "you're arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a guest
The d.a. will order a test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the judge say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
Then they'll in the bandit for all to see,
"don't nobody have no sympathy...
Hot water in the first degree!"
And then the bandit say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

did you cause this misery?
Well did you this kinda misery?
Well did you this misery?
Now, one girl "let the bandit be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
Your
Another shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you bandit, did you do these deeds?
The bandit say, "it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...