Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie (keyboards, violin, vocals)
o'hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
John (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type take it away, don

"this is a story
About a famous
right around chicago
This is the story of michael
A man who's serving time at very moment
For the of armed robbery

It so happened, at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his victims
A little
Apparently, there was no law against
But his lives on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The illinois bandit
I heard he's on the
I heard he's on the
Lord, the pitiful
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag fulla
The illinois enema juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice

He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
the illinois enema bandit juice

The enema bandit
I it on the news
I heard it on the
illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just around there
From farm to
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
Lookin' for some rustic rump
That he just might pump
Lookin' for some rustic rump
That he might wanna pump

The illinois enema
One day have to pay
One day he'll to pay
The police say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge have him for a special guest
The d.a. will order a test
And stuff his little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the folks
And the judge would say, "no jokes!"
Then they'll in the bandit for all to see,
"don't nobody have no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And then the bandit say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

did you cause this misery?
Well did you cause this kinda
Well did you this misery?
Now, one girl "let the bandit be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? me now, what's
Your
girl shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do deeds?
The bandit say, "it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna

Repeat...