Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a famous
right around chicago
This is the of michael kenyon
A man who's serving at this very moment
For the crime of robbery

It so happened, at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his victims
A enema
Apparently, there was no law against
But his name on
Michael
The illinois bandit!"

The enema bandit
I he's on the loose
I heard on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all them women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag fulla
The illinois bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
the illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice

The illinois bandit
I heard it on the
I it on the news
Bloomington illinois...he has caused some
Just sneakin' there
farm to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for rustic co-ed rump
That he just might pump
Lookin' for some rustic rump
he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just wanna pump

The illinois bandit
One day have to pay
One day he'll to pay
The police say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a guest
The d.a. order a secret test
And stuff his little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury
And the judge say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
Then drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't nobody no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And then the bandit say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause this
Well did you this kinda misery?
Well did you this misery?
Now, one girl shout: "let the be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
plea?
Another shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these
The say, "it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...