Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
John (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a famous
From right chicago
This is the story of michael
A man who's serving time at this moment
For the of armed robbery

It so happened, at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his victims
A enema
Apparently, was no law against that
But his name on
kenyon
The enema bandit!"

The illinois bandit
I heard he's on the
I he's on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He just be pumpin' one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit

The illinois bandit
I it on the news
I it on the news
Bloomington illinois...he has some alarm
Just sneakin' around
farm to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for rustic co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump
Lookin' for rustic co-ed rump
he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
he just might wanna pump

The illinois enema
One day have to pay
One day have to pay
The will say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge have him for a special guest
The d.a. will order a secret
And stuff his pudgy little in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the would say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
Then they'll drag in the for all to see,
Sayin' "don't nobody no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And the bandit might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause misery?
Well did you cause this misery?
Well did you this misery?
Now, one shout: "let the bandit be!"

Bandit are you
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
Your
Another girl "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these
The bandit say, "it be just what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna

Repeat...