Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
David (vibes)
brecker (trumpet)
Mike (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a criminal
right around chicago
This is the story of michael
A man serving time at this very moment
For the crime of robbery

It so happened, that at the time of the
Michael, decided to give his victims
A enema
Apparently, was no law against that
But his lives on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The enema bandit
I heard he's on the
I heard on the loose
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, just be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The enema bandit juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit

He just be pumpin' one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice
He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
the illinois enema bandit juice

The enema bandit
I it on the news
I heard it on the
Bloomington illinois...he has caused alarm
Just sneakin' there
From farm to
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed
That he just wanna pump
Lookin' for rustic co-ed rump
That he just might pump
for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just wanna pump

The enema bandit
One day he'll to pay
One day have to pay
The police will say, "you're arrest!"
And the would have him for a special guest
The d.a. order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "no jokes!"
Then they'll in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't nobody no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And then the bandit might say, "why is looking' at me? "

did you cause this misery?
Well did you cause this misery?
Well did you this misery?
Now, one girl shout: "let the be!"

Bandit are you
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
Your
Another girl "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do deeds?
The say, "it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna

Repeat...