Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie (keyboards, violin, vocals)
o'hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
samuels (vibes)
Randy (trumpet)
brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

And now folks time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a true
About a criminal
From around chicago
This is the story of kenyon
A man who's serving time at this moment
For the crime of armed

It so happened, that at the of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his victims
A enema
Apparently, there was no law that
But his lives on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The illinois bandit
I heard on the loose
I heard on the loose
Lord, the pitiful
Of all them women...
Boy, he'd be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois bandit juice

He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice
He just be every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice

The illinois bandit
I heard it on the
I heard it on the
Bloomington illinois...he has some alarm
Just sneakin' around
From farm to
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic rump
That he might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed
he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump

The enema bandit
One day have to pay
One day he'll to pay
The police will say, "you're arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a special
The d.a. order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the judge say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
Then drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't have no sympathy...
Hot water in the first degree!"
And then the might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

did you cause this misery?
Well did you this kinda misery?
did you cause this misery?
Now, one girl "let the bandit be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you tell me now, what's
plea?
Another shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you bandit, did you do these deeds?
The bandit say, "it must be just they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it must be just what all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...