Luyện nghe bài hát The Illinois Enema Bandit

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray (rhythm guitar, vocals)
jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick (bass, vocals)
Terry (drums, vocals)
underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don (vocals)
David (vibes)
brecker (trumpet)
Mike (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
John (percussion over-dub)
Ed (percussion over-dub)
Louanne neil (osmotic over-dub)

And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don

"this is a story
About a famous
From right chicago
is the story of michael kenyon
A man who's serving at this very moment
For the crime of robbery

It so happened, at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to his female victims
A enema
Apparently, there was no law that
But his name on
kenyon
The illinois bandit!"

The illinois bandit
I heard he's on the
I heard he's on the
Lord, the screams
Of all college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be 'em up
(they'd be all down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag fulla
The illinois enema juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema juice
He be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the enema bandit juice

The illinois bandit
I heard it on the
I heard it on the
Bloomington illinois...he has some alarm
sneakin' around there
From to farm
Got a bag
And a on his arm
Lookin' for some co-ed rump
That he just might wanna
Lookin' for rustic co-ed rump
That he might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic rump
he just might wanna pump

The illinois bandit
One day he'll to pay
One day have to pay
The police will say, "you're arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a guest
The d.a. will a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his
Then they'll put out a for the jury folks
And the judge say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't have no sympathy...
Hot soap in the first degree!"
And then the bandit say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause misery?
Well did you cause this kinda
did you cause this misery?
Now, one shout: "let the bandit be!"

are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now,
Your
Another girl "let the fiend go free!"
Are you bandit, did you do these deeds?
The bandit say, "it be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just they all needs..."
"it must be what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
"it be just what they all needs..."
Etc.

Wanna, wanna, wanna, enema

Repeat...