Luyện nghe bài hát The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

"I grew up in a little town in Georgia, Georgia, to be
precise. Actually, in the Of Us' section, we said one of us
ran away home at fourteen, and that was me. I was tortured in
school, I was the class fag. were calling me 'faggot'
I even knew what that word meant. Then I went and found out
what it meant, and was like 'Oh, a name for it?' At the
time, I find it amusing. I like to be honest about it now,
because I've expended an amount of energy over the past
couple of... years, actually my life, trying to pretend that
that never happened to me, that that's not of my life, that
I've always been cool. Huh, God. So, what I'd like to do
know actually is reach to those roots that I have tried so
to wipe out of my life, and share with you a fantasy
from that period... more of a nightmare. I was so angry and,
and confused, and lonely and miserable that most of my
during period of time sort of ran like the movie 'Carrie.'"
It was Homecoming Night at my school
was there, it was bodaciously cool
I was so excited, why, I almost wet my
'Cause my friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She so pretty in pink chiffon
Riding the with her tiara on
this humongous bouquet in her hand
She looked out of Disneyland!
Well, it was just like the Cinderella - it was definitely an
'E' ticket!
The crowd was cheering, was stoked
You know, I think it was the whole school was totally coked
out or something.
The was playing 'Evergreen'
When all of a sudden, somebody
"Oh my God, look out! The Homecoming got a GUN!!!"
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
smiling, and wiping her gun
Picking off one by one
Oh no! Muffy's pompons just blew to
My God, Mitzi's head did the splits!
My best is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, embarrassing me!
How could you do what you did -
Are you having a really bad
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
(Stop it, Debbie, you're a mess
Powder burns all your dress
Bloody bodies all over the
have thought she'd be packing a rod!)
An hour later, you know, the cops had
Oh, but by then the entire glee club had died - no big
You wouldn't believe what they brought to
Tear gas, machine guns... a chopper!
"Throw your gun and tiara and come out of that float!"
Debbie listen to what the cop said,
No, she and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's sad, but, you know, it's kind of a relief,
You see, we had this big test up next week...
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
(Debbie's having a blast!
She's half of the class!)
The cops a warning shot and she dove off that float
I tried to scream "Duck!" but it in my throat
She hit the ground and did a it was real acrobatic
But I was so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran to Debbie, I had to find out, like,
What her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had grazed her... about here.
I then... the end was near.
And I... As... Do mind?
So as the SWAT team and a of hall monitors escorted her from
the field, I ran alongside, and I to her, "Debbie! Debbie,
why did you do it? Why did you do it?" She just at me and
said, "I did it for Lonnie." "Lonnie? Debbie, who's
There even any boys in our school named Lonnie. There is
Ms. Wilson, the wood teacher.... Oh my God, Debbie is that
why you spent all that time makin' tacky birdhouses instead
of being in the Future of America with me?" It was too
late for answers. And as the SWAT team off into the sunset,
I, I surveyed the gruesome scene before me. The of that
beautiful 'V-for-Victory' that the Pep
had worked so hard on... And then it hit me. It's still
Homecoming Week. We can't have a Game without a
Homecoming Queen. It was then I knew what I do. So I
retrieved her tiara where it had fallen and I placed it
upon my head, willing to assume the awesome burden of
Homecoming Queen, to rule with a firm, yet sensitive hand...
All right, boys, it for me!
Everybody scream, the Homecoming is a queen!
a queen, he's a queen, he's a queen, he's a queen.
Ahhhhhhh, a big old queen!