Luyện nghe bài hát The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

"I grew up in a town in Georgia, Columbus Georgia, to be
precise. Actually, in the 'One Of Us' section, we one of us
ran away from home at fourteen, and that was me. I was in
school, I was the class fag. were calling me 'faggot'
before I knew what that word meant. Then I went and found out
what it meant, and was 'Oh, there's a name for it?' At the
time, I didn't it amusing. I like to be honest about it now,
because expended an incredible amount of energy over the past
of... years, actually over my life, trying to pretend that
that never to me, that that's not part of my life, that
always been this cool. Huh, God. So, what I'd like to do
know actually is reach back to those roots I have tried so
to wipe out of my life, and share with you a fantasy
from that period... it's of a nightmare. I was so angry and,
and confused, and and miserable that most of my fantasies
during that of time sort of ran like the movie 'Carrie.'"
It was Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was bodaciously
I was so excited, why, I almost wet my
'Cause my best friend Debbie was Queen
She so pretty in pink chiffon
the float with her tiara on
Holding this humongous in her hand
She looked out of Disneyland!
Well, it was just like the Cinderella ride - it was an
'E' ticket!
The crowd was cheering, everyone was
You know, I it was like the whole school was totally coked
out or something.
The was playing 'Evergreen'
When all of a sudden, somebody
"Oh my God, look out! The Queen's got a GUN!!!"
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
Debbie's smiling, and her gun
Picking off one by one
Oh no! Muffy's pompons blew to bits
My God, Mitzi's just did the splits!
My friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, embarrassing me!
How could you do what you did -
Are you a really bad period?
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
(Stop it, Debbie, you're a mess
Powder burns all over your
Bloody bodies all over the
Who'd have thought she'd be a rod!)
An hour later, you know, the cops had
Oh, but by then the entire glee club had died - no big
You wouldn't believe they brought to stop
Tear gas, guns... even a chopper!
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of float!"
Debbie didn't to what the cop said,
No, she aimed and fired, and now the teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but, you know, kind of a relief,
You see, we had this big test coming up week...
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
(Debbie's really a blast!
She's wasted of the class!)
The cops fired a warning and she dove off that float
I tried to scream "Duck!" but it stuck in my
She hit the ground and did a it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't my Instamatic.
I ran to Debbie, I had to find out, like,
made her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the had grazed her... right about here.
I then... the end was near.
And I... As... Do y'all
So as the team and a gaggle of hall monitors escorted her from
the field, I ran alongside, and I to her, "Debbie! Debbie,
why did you do it? Why did you do it?" She just at me and
said, "I did it for Lonnie." "Lonnie? Debbie, who's
There even any boys in our school named Lonnie. There is
Ms. Wilson, the wood shop teacher.... Oh my God, is that
why you spent all that time makin' those tacky birdhouses
of being in the Homemakers of America with me?" It was too
late for answers. And as the SWAT roared off into the sunset,
I, I surveyed the gruesome before me. The ruins of that
beautiful 'V-for-Victory' that the Pep
Club had worked so hard on... And then it hit me. It's
Homecoming Week. We can't a Homecoming Game without a
Queen. It was then I knew what I must do. So I
retrieved her tiara from where it had fallen and I it
lovingly upon my head, willing to assume the burden of
Queen, eager to rule with a firm, yet sensitive hand...
All right, boys, it for me!
Everybody scream, the Homecoming is a queen!
He's a queen, he's a queen, a queen, he's a queen.
Ahhhhhhh, a big old queen!