Luyện nghe bài hát The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

"I grew up in a little in Georgia, Columbus Georgia, to be
precise. Actually, in the Of Us' section, we said one of us
ran away from home at fourteen, and that was me. I was in
school, I was the class fag. People were me 'faggot'
before I even knew what that meant. Then I went and found out
what it meant, and was like 'Oh, there's a name for At the
time, I find it amusing. I like to be honest about it now,
because I've expended an incredible amount of energy the past
couple of... years, actually over my life, trying to pretend
that never happened to me, that's not part of my life, that
I've always been this cool. Huh, God. So, what I'd to do
know actually is reach back to those that I have tried so
desperately to wipe out of my life, and share with you a
from that period... it's of a nightmare. I was so angry and,
and confused, and lonely and miserable most of my fantasies
during that of time sort of ran like the movie 'Carrie.'"
It was Homecoming at my high school
was there, it was bodaciously cool
I was so excited, why, I wet my jeans
my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in chiffon
Riding the with her tiara on
Holding humongous bouquet in her hand
She straight out of Disneyland!
Well, it was just the Cinderella ride - it was definitely an
'E' ticket!
The crowd was cheering, was stoked
You know, I think it was like the whole school was totally
out or something.
The band was playing
all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
"Oh my God, look out! The Queen's got a GUN!!!"
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
smiling, and wiping her gun
Picking off one by one
Oh no! Muffy's pompons just to bits
My God, head just did the splits!
My friend is on a shooting spree
it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!
How you do what you just did -
Are you a really bad period?
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
(Stop it, Debbie, you're a mess
Powder all over your dress
Bloody bodies all the quad
Who'd thought she'd be packing a rod!)
An hour later, you know, the cops had
Oh, but by then the entire glee club had - no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to
Tear gas, machine guns... a chopper!
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of float!"
Debbie didn't to what the cop said,
No, she and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but, you know, it's of a relief,
You see, we had big test coming up next week...
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
(Debbie's having a blast!
She's wasted of the class!)
The cops fired a warning shot and she off that float
I tried to "Duck!" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the and did a flip; it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't my Instamatic.
I ran to Debbie, I had to find out, like,
What made her do it, why'd she out?
I saw the bullet had her... right about here.
I then... the end was near.
And I... As... Do y'all
So as the SWAT team and a of hall monitors escorted her from
the field, I ran alongside, and I to her, "Debbie! Debbie,
why did you do it? Why did you do it?" She just at me and
said, "I did it for Lonnie." "Lonnie? Debbie, who's
aren't even any boys in our school named Lonnie. There is
Ms. Wilson, the wood shop teacher.... Oh my God, Debbie is
why you spent all that time makin' those tacky instead
of being in the Future Homemakers of with me?" It was too
late for answers. And as the SWAT team off into the sunset,
I, I surveyed the gruesome before me. The ruins of that
chicken-wire-and-crepe-paper 'V-for-Victory' that the Pep
Club had worked so on... And then it hit me. It's still
Homecoming Week. We can't have a Homecoming Game a
Homecoming Queen. It was then I knew what I do. So I
retrieved her from where it had fallen and I placed it
lovingly upon my head, willing to assume the awesome of
Homecoming Queen, eager to with a firm, yet sensitive hand...
All right, boys, it for me!
Everybody scream, the Homecoming is a queen!
He's a queen, a queen, he's a queen, he's a queen.
Ahhhhhhh, a big old queen!