Luyện nghe bài hát The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

"I grew up in a little in Georgia, Columbus Georgia, to be
precise. Actually, in the 'One Of Us' section, we one of us
ran away from home at fourteen, and that was me. I was in
school, I was the class fag. People were calling me
before I even knew that word meant. Then I went and found out
what it meant, and was 'Oh, there's a name for it?' At the
time, I didn't find it amusing. I to be honest about it now,
because I've expended an incredible amount of energy over the
couple of... years, actually over my life, to pretend that
that happened to me, that that's not part of my life, that
I've been this cool. Huh, God. So, what I'd like to do
actually is reach back to those roots that I have tried so
desperately to wipe out of my life, and share you a fantasy
that period... it's more of a nightmare. I was so angry and,
and confused, and and miserable that most of my fantasies
during that period of sort of ran like the movie 'Carrie.'"
It was Homecoming Night at my high
Everyone was there, it was bodaciously
I was so excited, why, I almost wet my
'Cause my friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in chiffon
Riding the float with her on
Holding this humongous in her hand
She looked out of Disneyland!
Well, it was just like the Cinderella - it was definitely an
'E' ticket!
The was cheering, everyone was stoked
You know, I think it was the whole school was totally coked
out or something.
The band was playing
all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
"Oh my God, look out! The Homecoming got a GUN!!!"
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
smiling, and wiping her gun
Picking off one by one
Oh no! Muffy's pompons just to bits
My God, head just did the splits!
My friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're me!
How could you do you just did -
Are you having a really bad
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Queen's got a gun!
(Stop it, Debbie, making a mess
Powder burns all your dress
bodies all over the quad
Who'd have thought be packing a rod!)
An hour later, you know, the cops had
Oh, but by the entire glee club had died - no big loss
You wouldn't what they brought to stop
gas, machine guns... even a chopper!
"Throw down gun and tiara and come out of that float!"
didn't listen to what the cop said,
No, she aimed and fired, and now the teacher's dead!
Oh, it's sad, but, you know, it's kind of a relief,
You see, we had big test coming up next week...
Everybody run, the Homecoming got a gun!
run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
(Debbie's having a blast!
wasted half of the class!)
The fired a warning shot and she dove off that float
I tried to scream "Duck!" but it stuck in my
She hit the ground and did a flip; it was acrobatic
But I was crying so hard, I work my Instamatic.
I ran to Debbie, I had to find out, like,
What made her do it, why'd she out?
I saw the had grazed her... right about here.
I then... the end was near.
And I... As... Do y'all
So as the SWAT and a gaggle of hall monitors escorted her from
the field, I ran alongside, and I to her, "Debbie! Debbie,
why did you do it? Why did you do it?" She just at me and
said, "I did it for Lonnie." "Lonnie? Debbie, who's
aren't even any boys in our school named Lonnie. There is
Ms. Wilson, the wood teacher.... Oh my God, Debbie is that
why you spent all that time makin' those tacky instead
of being in the Future of America with me?" It was too
for answers. And as the SWAT team roared off into the sunset,
I, I surveyed the gruesome before me. The ruins of that
beautiful chicken-wire-and-crepe-paper that the Pep
Club had worked so hard on... And then it hit me. It's
Week. We can't have a Homecoming Game without a
Homecoming Queen. It was then I knew I must do. So I
retrieved her from where it had fallen and I placed it
lovingly upon my head, to assume the awesome burden of
Homecoming Queen, eager to with a firm, yet sensitive hand...
All right, boys, it for me!
Everybody scream, the Homecoming is a queen!
He's a queen, a queen, he's a queen, he's a queen.
Ahhhhhhh, a big old queen!