The End of Christmas

I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
And all the bullshit it puts in my head
I'm so freaking tired stupid presents
under smelly trees
I wish there was something instead
That wasn't so stupid and so lame
I guess I got Santa and his elves to blame
(Yeah)
I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
and I want it to be dead.

Uhhhhhh... Uhhhh... Uhhhh...
You know what? I think I might hate Christmas too!

I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
and all the malls and traffic snags
I'm so freakin' tired of eggnog, candy canes
and bigass shopping bags.
Every freakin' year it's always the same
Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game
I'm so freakin' tired of Christmas
and I want it to be dead.