So Frickin Tired of Christmas

Christmas!
Christmas sucks.
Christmas!
Christmas sucks.
I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
And all the bulls**t it puts in my head.
I'm so freaking tired of stupid presents under smelly trees.
I wish there was something instead
That wasn't so stupid and so lame.
I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame.
Yeah! I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
And I want it to be dead.
I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
And all the malls and traffic snags.
I'm so freaking tired of eggnog candy canes
And big-ass shopping bags. (Christmas sucks)
Every freaking year it's always the same.
Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game.
I'm so freaking tired of Christmas
And I want it to be dead.