Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Diet,
It from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast some and vodka,
But have carbohydrate;
So I eat those fattening cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, drink;
It's not as bad as we to think.
With Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force invented diet,
A which they hotly deny.
Of course they deny it, 'cause is the diet
That got the Air high.
For lunch you can three martinis,
better lunch is there than that?
But do not eat the olives,
olives make you fat.
Drink, drink, drink;
not as bad as we used to think.
If you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now that oughtta you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
you should meet a policeman,
Who says you've been quenching thirst;
You just tell him physical fitness
And health first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), everywhere (hic!);
Pass that of bourbon there.
I'm than ever, but here's what's so clever:
I care!
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