Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Man's Diet,
It from a book I was loaned.
It's terrific and quite scientific
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes carbohydrate;
So I don't eat fattening cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, drink;
not as bad as we used to think.
With Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force this diet,
A fact which they deny.
Of course they deny it, 'cause is the diet
That got the Air high.
For lunch you can three martinis,
What lunch is there than that?
But do not eat the olives,
olives make you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would burn off, turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a Scotch and soda
Now that oughtta you to lose.
No whipped cream, no butter, just lay in the
And booze, booze, booze.
you should meet a policeman,
Who says you've been your thirst;
You just him it's physical fitness
And health first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), everywhere (hic!);
that decanter of bourbon there.
I'm fatter than ever, but what's so clever:
I care!
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