Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Diet,
It came a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast some and vodka,
But have carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, everyone
It's not as bad as we to think.
With every Manhattan stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force this diet,
A fact which hotly deny.
Of they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
got the Air Force high.
For you can have three martinis,
What better lunch is there than
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause olives you fat.
Drink, drink, drink;
It's not as bad as we to think.
If pounds you burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now oughtta help you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
Suppose you should a policeman,
Who you've been quenching your thirst;
You just tell him physical fitness
And comes first!
Drink (hic!), (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
Pass that decanter of there.
I'm fatter than ever, but what's so clever:
I care!
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