Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Diet,
It came a book I was loaned.
really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm stoned.
For some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have
So I don't eat those cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
With Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air invented this diet,
A which they hotly deny.
Of they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
That got the Air high.
For lunch you can have martinis,
What better lunch is than that?
But do not eat the olives,
olives make you fat.
Drink, drink, drink;
not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now that help you to lose.
No whipped cream, no butter, just lay in the
And booze, booze, booze.
Suppose you meet a policeman,
Who says you've been your thirst;
You tell him it's physical fitness
And comes first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), everywhere (hic!);
Pass that decanter of there.
I'm fatter than ever, but what's so clever:
I care!
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