Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Man's Diet,
It came a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have
So I don't eat those cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, drink;
It's not as bad as we to think.
With every Manhattan your will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air invented this diet,
A fact which hotly deny.
Of they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
got the Air Force high.
For lunch you can have martinis,
What better lunch is than that?
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause make you fat.
Drink, drink, drink;
not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would burn off, turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a Scotch and soda
Now that help you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
Suppose you meet a policeman,
Who says been quenching your thirst;
You just tell him physical fitness
And comes first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), booze (hic!);
Pass that of bourbon there.
I'm fatter than ever, but what's so clever:
I care!
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