Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Diet,
It came from a I was loaned.
It's terrific and quite scientific
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast some and vodka,
But cornflakes carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, drink;
not as bad as we used to think.
With every Manhattan your stomach flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force invented diet,
A fact which they deny.
Of course they deny it, 'cause is the diet
got the Air Force high.
For lunch you can three martinis,
better lunch is there than that?
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause olives you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone
It's not as bad as we to think.
If pounds you would burn off, then on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now that help you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
you should meet a policeman,
Who says been quenching your thirst;
You just him it's physical fitness
And health first!
(hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
Pass decanter of bourbon there.
I'm than ever, but here's what's so clever:
I care!
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