Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Man's Diet,
It came a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have
So I don't eat fattening cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
With Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air invented this diet,
A fact they hotly deny.
Of they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
got the Air Force high.
For you can have three martinis,
What better is there than that?
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause make you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would burn off, then turn on Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now oughtta help you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
you should meet a policeman,
Who says been quenching your thirst;
You just tell him it's fitness
And health first!
(hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
Pass decanter of bourbon there.
I'm than ever, but here's what's so clever:
I care!
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