Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Man's Diet,
It from a book I was loaned.
It's really and quite scientific
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast some and vodka,
But have carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, everyone
It's not as bad as we to think.
With every your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air invented this diet,
A fact which they deny.
Of course they it, 'cause this is the diet
That got the Air high.
For you can have three martinis,
better lunch is there than that?
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause make you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
If you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and
Now oughtta help you to lose.
No cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
Suppose you should a policeman,
Who says been quenching your thirst;
You tell him it's physical fitness
And health first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), everywhere (hic!);
Pass decanter of bourbon there.
I'm than ever, but here's what's so clever:
I care!
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