Luyện nghe bài hát The Drinking Man's Diet

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Diet,
It came from a I was loaned.
It's really terrific and scientific
And I'm stoned.
For breakfast some and vodka,
But cornflakes have
So I eat those fattening cornflakes,
I eat the straight.
Drink, drink, drink;
It's not as bad as we to think.
With every Manhattan your will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force this diet,
A fact they hotly deny.
Of course they deny it, this is the diet
That got the Air high.
For lunch you can three martinis,
What better lunch is there that?
But do not eat the olives,
'Cause make you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone
not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice and soda
Now that help you to lose.
No whipped cream, no butter, lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booze.
Suppose you should a policeman,
Who says you've been your thirst;
You just tell him physical fitness
And health first!
(hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
Pass that decanter of there.
I'm fatter than ever, but here's what's so
I care!
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