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Lets contestent #1,
a skitsofranic serail killer clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally show up naked like i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad would try and again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him Nuts'
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them both up in your face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it like contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have last question and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both me at the same time,
tell me how you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you I like the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
work even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!