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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head who works for The Dark Carnival,
He women call him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you in love with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd break his jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd your tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
tell me how would you get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her that fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!