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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I show up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
probally just show up naked like i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor some for lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got big tits.
After your dad would try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and em down past your waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets your last question and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!