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Lets meet #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets find out if his will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had with me and my
family,
What would you do to that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its time, we're hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad would try and again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets your question.

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you in love with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally that I care by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have last question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a club and you both noticed me at the same time,
me how would you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you I like the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!