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Lets meet #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st impression really

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
dad would probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're grace from your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He women call him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, would to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and
them both up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it like contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see which one is to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!