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Lets meet #1,
a skitsofranic serail killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm will on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd to think about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
your momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits.
that your dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could love you,
You like a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!