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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets find out if his will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st impression stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
probally just show up naked like i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
dad would probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I never love you,
You like a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
me how would you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you a lil weight you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass lauma

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!