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Lets contestent #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm will on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u came to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st impression really

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd to think about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally show up naked like i always do,
your momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who for The Dark Carnival,
He says women him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could love you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd show that I care by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see which one is to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
work even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!