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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says love his seXXie smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
What you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll just show up naked like i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
that your dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down your waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see which one is to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would your lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look like Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her that fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!