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Lets meet #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says love his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm will on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had dinner me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st impression stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just up naked like i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got big tits.
that your dad would try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, hear your question.

I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally that I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down your waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both me at the same time,
tell me how would you get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!