Luyện nghe bài hát The Dateing Game

Lets meet #1,
He's a skitsofranic serail clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had dinner me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st impression really

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
probally just show up naked like i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor some for lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to his true emotions,
A man who express' in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these other
fuckers here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down your waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your face and say, "I'm playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, have your last question and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
me how would you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look like Lake.

FUCK THAT! be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!