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Lets meet #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked like i do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad would try and again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you in love with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could love you,
You sound like a bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd show that I care by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd your tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
tell me how would you get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you a lil weight you'd look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a and stire it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!