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Lets contestent #1,
a skitsofranic serail killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

Contestent #1, I believe 1st impressions forever.
So lets say u came over to my house and had dinner with me and my
family,
would you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just up naked like i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, how would you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, would to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them both up in your face.
I'd sing love to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and it up
ass crack.

Well it like contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we in a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you I like the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a and stire it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
work even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!