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Lets meet #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm will on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had with me and my
family,
What would you do to make 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just up naked like i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You like a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have last question and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would your lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!