Lets meet #1, He's a skitsofranic serail clown. Who wonem love his seXXie smile. find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, whats 1st question?
Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever. So lets say u over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my family, What would you do to that 1st impression really stay?
hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it, I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it. I'll just show up naked like i always do, Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!" up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti, I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed, I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother, I'd pull a 40 out and poor some for lil brother. I'm staring at your sister, I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits. After your dad would try and jump again, But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin. After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear, I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.
Now lets meet #2, He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival, He says call him 'Strech Nuts' Sharon, lets hear question.
I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions, A man who express' in his own special way. #2 if you fell in love with me, how would you let me know?
1st thing, I could love you, You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you! But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these motha fuckers here! I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all. And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?) Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay, I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day. I'd grab your tities and streach em down your waist, let em go and watch them spring up in your face. I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can, Get you naked, and hit it like a man! So we go to the beach and walk the sand, I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin." As you it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up ass crack.
Well it like contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity, Sharon. a tuff choice so far, Sharon, lets have your question and see which one is going to win the rights to neden.
Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time, tell me how would you each get my and what would your pick-up lines be? Who evers the wins.
Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat are, I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake, And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.
THAT! You'd be jackin me quick. I'd order you a and stire it with my dick, And then to get attendtion in the crowed place. I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
Yeah, freak her with nuts. Yeah, get her.
Tell her that fat,ya, That'll even better.
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap, You want contestent #2, he's mad wack. I walked a bar, and there he was, Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it, It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm
dawg! How you diss your momma!!!