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Lets contestent #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
would you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
probally just show up naked like i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its time, we're hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets your question.

I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You like a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em past your waist, let em go and watch
them both up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your face and say, "I'm playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a club and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you a lil weight you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!