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Lets meet #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll just show up naked like i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, we're grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets your question.

I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these other
outta here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And contestent #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd love songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake,
And if you a lil weight you'd look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!