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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic serail clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not afarid to his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, would to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we in a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time,
me how would you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!