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Lets contestent #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had dinner me and my
family,
What would you do to that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked like i do,
your momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd a 40 out and poor some for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets your question.

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions,
A man who express' in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could love you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd show that I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over with senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see which one is to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and you that I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd you that I like the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap,
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!