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Lets meet #1,
He's a skitsofranic serail clown.
Who says wonem his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
would you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After your dad would try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd break his jaw (What?)
who looked at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em past your waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!