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Lets contestent #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to about it,
I might up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally show up naked like i always do,
your momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
I'll ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the and the sliverwear,
I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you in love with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could love you,
You sound like a bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally that I care by takeing all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em down past waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your face and say, "I'm playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have last question and see which one is going to win the
rights to neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and what would your lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake,
And if you lost a lil weight look like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And then to get your in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna your momma!!!