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Lets meet #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

Contestent #1, I 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents and had dinner with me and my
family,
would you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now meet contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says call him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, how would you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You sound like a bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by all these other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who at ya, would have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and streach em past your waist, let em go and watch
them both spring up in face.
I'd sing love to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and it up
ass crack.

Well it like contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets have your question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
tell me how you each get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make tities shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd you a drink and stire it with my dick,
And then to get attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face!

Yeah, freak her with nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I walked a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!