Luyện nghe bài hát The Contest

I am Adolfo Pirelli, da of da barbers
Da of kings
E buon giorno, good day, I blow you a
And I da so-famous
I to know-a who has-a da nerve-a
To say my is piss? Who says this?

I do, I am Mr. Todd
And I opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir
And I say to you, it is but an arrant fraud
Concocted from and ink

right, phew
Better to throw money down the sewer
Ladies and
Pay no to that madman
Who's to be the for a magnificent shave?

And furthermore, I have serviced no
Yet I wager that I can a cheek
And pull a with ten times more dexterity
any street mountebank

You see these The finest in England
I lay them five pounds, you are no match for me
You hear me, Either accept my challenge
Or yourself as a sham, bravo, bravo

Zees are fine razors
Instruments like once seen
Cannot be forgotten, and a fine extractor too
You wager zees against pounds, sir? I do

You zis foolish man? Watch and see
How he will his folly, five pounds it is
Friends, neighbors, for a free shave?
Me, Mr. Todd, sir, and me, Mr. Todd, sir
Over here, bring me a
Boy, bring ze basins, ze towels
Yes, sir,

Will Bamford be the judge?
Glad as to oblige
My friends and
Put it there, Ready, ready
The fastest, smoothest shave is the

Now, signorini, signori, we mix a da
But first a you around, signorini, signori
You a man who have had a
Da to shave-a da Pope

Mr. Sweeney, so
Oh, I you pardon
Call me a lie, was a only a
Nope, it was-a da

Perhaps, signorini,
You I tell-a, da famous-a story
Of Isabella
Da Queen of-a
Whose toot' swollen

I pull it so nice from her
though to begin
She's a murder
She's later-a swoon-a with
An' was heard-a to
all of 'em out

To da face, to pull a da toot'
da grace and not a da brute
For if-a you slip, you da skin
You clip-a da chin, you da lip a bit
And dat's-a da

To shave-a da or even a part
Widout it-a require da heart
It take-a da art, I you a chart
I starting in my yout'

To cut-a da hair, to trim-a da
To make-a da clean like a whistle
Dis is from early
Da give to me by God

It da skill, it take-a da brains
It take-a da will to da pains
It take-a da pace, it take-a da
The is Todd
Smooth as a arse

And now for a tooth pulling
Free charge
Me, sir, me, sir, who else? No

sir, since there is no means
To test the second
I the five pounds
To he is entitled, right?

Wait, one moment,
You, boy, get on chair
Me, Oh, not a tooth, sir
I beg of you, I got a twinge
Not the pain, I

You do now
We see who is zee now
Zis Mister or zee great Pirelli
Ready, ready

To pull-a da widout-a da skill
Can damage da
Now hold-a da an' if-a you slip
You a bit, you hit da pit of it

Or da do and have-a to fill
To pull-a da toot' widout-a da
You leave-a da all over da place
You try to widout-a da trace

Sometimes is da case you even-a
To hold-a da clamp widout-a da
Wid all dat saliva, it could-a drive-a you

Don' mutter or back-a you go to da
My touch is as light as a cup
I take-a da pains, I da art
I use-a da brains, I da heart
I have-a da grace, I win-a da

Not a twinge of pain, not a
The man's a marvel
The two-time winner, Mr. Todd

Sir, I bow to a skill far than my own
The pounds
Here, sir, and may the Lord smile on you
Until we meet

Come, boy
Signori, signorini
giorno, buon giorno a tutti