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I am Adolfo Pirelli, da of da barbers
Da barber of
E giorno, good day, I blow you a kiss
And I da Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who has-a da
To say my elixir is Who says this?

I do, I am Mr. Todd
And I have opened a of Pirelli's Elixir
And I say to you, it is nothing but an fraud
Concocted piss and ink

He's right,
to throw your money down the sewer
Ladies and
Pay no attention to madman
to be the first for a magnificent shave?

And furthermore, I serviced no kings
Yet I wager I can shave a cheek
And pull a tooth with ten times more
any street mountebank

You see these razors? The finest in
I lay them against five pounds, you are no for me
You hear me, Either accept my challenge
Or reveal yourself as a sham, bravo,

are indeed fine razors
Instruments like once seen
Cannot be soon forgotten, and a extractor too
You zees against five pounds, sir? I do

You hear zis foolish Watch and see
How he regret his folly, five pounds it is
Friends, neighbors, who's for a free
Me, Mr. Todd, sir, and me, Mr. Todd, sir
Over here, me a chair
Boy, bring ze basins, ze towels
Yes, sir,

Will Beadle be the judge?
Glad as to oblige
My and neighbors
Put it there, Ready, ready
The fastest, smoothest shave is the

Now, signorini, signori, we mix a da
But first a you around, signorini, signori
You a man who have had a
Da glory to da Pope

Mr. Sweeney, so
Oh, I you pardon
Call me a lie, was a a cardinal
Nope, it was-a da

Perhaps, signorini,
You I tell-a, da famous-a story
Of Isabella
Da Queen of-a
Whose toot' was-a

I it so nice from her mout'
That-a to begin
She's a screaming-a
She's later-a swoon-a with
An' was heard-a to
all of 'em out

To shave-a da face, to pull a da
Require da grace and not a da
For you slip, you nick da skin
You clip-a da chin, you da lip a bit
And da trut'

To da face or even a part
Widout it-a require da heart
It take-a da art, I you a chart
I study-a starting in my

To cut-a da hair, to da beard
To make-a da clean like a whistle
Dis is from infancy
Da talent to me by God

It da skill, it take-a da brains
It take-a da will to da pains
It take-a da pace, it da grace
The is Todd
Smooth as a baby's

And now who's for a tooth
without charge
Me, sir, me, sir, who No one?

sir, since there is no means
To the second skill
I claim the five
To which he is entitled,

Wait, one moment,
You, boy, get on that
Me, Oh, not a tooth, sir
I beg of you, I ain't got a
Not the pain, I

You do now
We see who is zee now
Zis Todd or zee great Pirelli
Ready? Ready,

To da toot' widout-a da skill
Can damage da
Now hold-a da an' if-a you slip
You a bit, you hit da pit of it

Or da do and have-a to fill
To pull-a da widout-a da grace
You leave-a da space all over da
You try to erase widout-a da

Sometimes is da you even-a kill
To hold-a da clamp widout-a da
Wid all dat saliva, it drive-a you crazy

Don' mutter or you go to da gutter
My touch is as as a butter-a cup
I take-a da pains, I da art
I use-a da brains, I give-a da
I have-a da grace, I da race

Not a of pain, not a twinge
The man's a marvel
The two-time winner, Mr. Todd

Sir, I bow to a skill far defter my own
The pounds
Here, sir, and may the Lord smile on you
Until we again

Come, boy
Signori, signorini
Buon giorno, buon giorno a