I am Adolfo Pirelli, da of da barbers Da barber of E buon giorno, day, I blow you a kiss And I da so-famous I to know-a who has-a da nerve-a To say my elixir is Who says this?
I do, I am Mr. Todd And I opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir And I say to you, it is nothing but an arrant Concocted from and ink
He's right, to throw your money down the sewer Ladies and Pay no attention to madman Who's to be the for a magnificent shave?
And furthermore, I serviced no kings Yet I wager that I can a cheek And pull a tooth with ten times more any street mountebank
You see these The finest in England I lay them against pounds, you are no match for me You hear me, sir? Either accept my Or reveal yourself as a sham, bravo,
Zees are indeed fine Instruments like once seen Cannot be forgotten, and a fine extractor too You wager zees against pounds, sir? I do
You zis foolish man? Watch and see How he will regret his folly, pounds it is Friends, neighbors, for a free shave? Me, Mr. Todd, sir, and me, Mr. Todd, sir Over here, bring me a Boy, ze basins, bring ze towels Yes, sir,
Will Bamford be the judge? as always to oblige My and neighbors Put it there, Ready, ready The fastest, smoothest shave is the
Now, signorini, signori, we mix a da But a you gather around, signorini, signori You looking a man who had a Da glory to shave-a da
Mr. Sweeney, so Oh, I you pardon Call me a lie, was a a cardinal Nope, it da Pope
Perhaps, signorini, You like-a I tell-a, da story Of Isabella Da Queen Polan Whose was-a swollen
I pull it so from her mout' though to begin She's a murder She's later-a swoon-a bliss An' was to shout all of 'em out
To da face, to pull a da toot' da grace and not a da brute For if-a you slip, you nick da You da chin, you rip-a da lip a bit And dat's-a da
To shave-a da or even a part Widout it-a require da heart It take-a da art, I you a chart I study-a in my yout'
To da hair, to trim-a da beard To make-a da bristle clean like a Dis is from infancy Da give to me by God
It take-a da skill, it take-a da It da will to take-a da pains It take-a da pace, it take-a da The is Todd Smooth as a baby's
And now for a tooth pulling Free without Me, sir, me, sir, who else? No
Then sir, since is no means To test the second I claim the pounds To which he is entitled,
Wait, one moment, You, boy, get on that Me, Oh, not a tooth, sir I beg of you, I ain't got a Not the pain, I
You do now We see who is zee now Zis Mister or zee great Pirelli Ready, ready
To pull-a da toot' da skill Can da root Now hold-a da an' if-a you slip You a bit, you hit da pit of it
Or chip-a da do and to fill To pull-a da widout-a da grace You da space all over da place You try to erase widout-a da
Sometimes is da case you kill To hold-a da widout-a da cramp Wid all dat saliva, it could-a drive-a you
Don' mutter or back-a you go to da My touch is as as a butter-a cup I take-a da pains, I da art I use-a da brains, I give-a da I have-a da grace, I win-a da
Not a of pain, not a twinge The a bloody marvel The winner, Mr. Sweeney Todd
Sir, I bow to a skill far defter my own The five Here, sir, and may the good smile on you Until we again
Come, boy Signori, bellissime Buon giorno, giorno a tutti