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I am Adolfo Pirelli, da of da barbers
Da barber of
E giorno, good day, I blow you a kiss
And I da so-famous
I wish-a to know-a who da nerve-a
To say my elixir is Who says this?

I do, I am Mr. Todd
And I have opened a bottle of Elixir
And I say to you, it is nothing but an fraud
from piss and ink

He's right,
Better to throw your down the sewer
and gentlemen
Pay no attention to that
Who's to be the first for a magnificent

And furthermore, I have serviced no
Yet I wager I can shave a cheek
And a tooth with ten times more dexterity
Than any mountebank

You see these razors? The in England
I lay them five pounds, you are no match for me
You hear me, sir? accept my challenge
Or reveal yourself as a sham, bravo,

Zees are indeed razors
Instruments like zees seen
be soon forgotten, and a fine extractor too
You wager against five pounds, sir? I do

You hear zis man? Watch and see
How he will regret his folly, pounds it is
Friends, neighbors, for a free shave?
Me, Mr. Todd, sir, and me, Mr. Todd, sir
Over here, me a chair
Boy, bring ze basins, ze towels
Yes, sir,

Will Beadle Bamford be the
Glad as to oblige
My and neighbors
Put it there, ready? Ready,
The fastest, smoothest is the winner

Now, signorini, signori, we mix a da
But first a you gather around, signorini,
You a man who have had a
Da to shave-a da Pope

Mr. Sweeney, so
Oh, I beg-a you
Call me a lie, was a a cardinal
Nope, it was-a da

Perhaps, signorini,
You like-a I tell-a, da story
Of Queen
Da Queen Polan
Whose was-a swollen

I it so nice from her mout'
That-a to begin
a screaming-a murder
She's later-a with bliss
An' was heard-a to
all of 'em out

To shave-a da face, to pull a da
Require da grace and not a da
For if-a you slip, you da skin
You clip-a da chin, you da lip a bit
And dat's-a da

To da face or even a part
it-a smart require da heart
It take-a da art, I show you a
I study-a in my yout'

To cut-a da hair, to da beard
To make-a da clean like a whistle
Dis is from infancy
Da talent to me by God

It da skill, it take-a da brains
It take-a da will to da pains
It take-a da pace, it take-a da
The is Todd
Smooth as a arse

And now who's for a pulling
without charge
Me, sir, me, sir, who No one?

Then sir, since there is no
To test the second
I the five pounds
To he is entitled, right?

Wait, one moment,
You, boy, get on that
Me, Oh, not a tooth, sir
I beg of you, I got a twinge
Not the pain, I

You do now
We see who is zee now
Zis Todd or zee great Pirelli
Ready? Ready,

To pull-a da toot' da skill
Can damage da
Now da still an' if-a you slip
You a bit, you hit da pit of it

Or da do and have-a to fill
To da toot' widout-a da grace
You leave-a da all over da place
You try to widout-a da trace

Sometimes is da case you kill
To hold-a da widout-a da cramp
Wid all dat saliva, it could-a drive-a you

mutter or back-a you go to da gutter
My touch is as light as a cup
I da pains, I learn-a da art
I use-a da brains, I give-a da
I have-a da grace, I da race

Not a twinge of pain, not a
The man's a bloody
The two-time winner, Mr. Sweeney

Sir, I bow to a skill far defter my own
The five
Here, sir, and may the good Lord on you
Until we meet

Come, boy
Signori, bellissime
giorno, buon giorno a tutti