Frank (guitar, vocals) duke (keyboards, vocals) Bruce (trombone) Tom (bass) Chester (drums)
The adventures of peccary!
Oh, here greggery, Little grecgery The gregarious Wild
A Is a pig a white collar That usually hangs Between texas and ranging as far West as
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
This particular Is part of that (bold), New (new) (breeding) That extinguishes By markings which a tie Directly the White
If it's white Everyone know the tie I'm wearing Is a Of how nimble mv mind will Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
out! Here he again!
Oh here comes peccary. Yes cravv, cravy, veah...
morning, greggery drives His little red volkswagen to the Part of town where keep the government buildings.
Voodn, voodn! Boy so hard to find a place to park around here! peccary takes the elevator Up to the eighty-third of a grim, Gray, evil-looking With a sign on the reading: swifty associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, might you ask, is a monger? Well, a monger is a person Who dreams up a (like 'the twist' --- or power'), And it throughout the land, all the frightening little skills That has made available!
And so it was, one morning, Greggery peccary made his way through the pool . . .
Hi mildred! gladys! Wanda!
Yes, from the moment laid on him, All the girls in the big pool . . . was a Nocturnal, swine On his way up! A of destiny, And Romance!
Is there any for me?
Swifty's! is big swifty's! At big swifty's we all go For any or gizmo!
Wouldn't you be involved In a of colorful Time-wastinc
Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Is your wife snoring by the
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Ain't your boring, don'tcha think?
youp youp youp youp youp youp Life is so much When there's some something To do!
Does it matter that this of time Is makes a life for you? hmmmmm?
I must plummet To my Laminated, desk, the strategically-placed, Imported, hip water pipe, And the latest of the Whole catalog, And rack my agile For a New trend, rejuvenating our limping Economy, And For & miserable people Some new To with.!
We got the little answers To the might` be bothering you!
We have got your toys! (we're busy 'em!)
Busy 'em, We're makin' 'em, Busy 'em for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. snodgrass!
And that. turned And strode his dinky little office With the and the catalog And the hip water pipe. And proceeded, With a vigor and Known only to Of a diminutive Proportion, To single-handedly The calendar! With his eye heaven-ward. And his shiny pig-hoofs on the Desk, ponders the Question of (and fractional thereof), as mysterious Angelic voices sing to him a distance, providing the Necessary clues for the of thrilling new trend!
Wow! Sunday,
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday - monday'!
Saturday. . .
And the calendar, In all of it's colorful Was to The & miserable people Everywhere!
Gregcery a memo on it. the entire contents Of the pool Identified it strenuously, And it as a way of life, And took little pills by it. And went back 'n from by it. And their rent by it, And before long they were Birthday parties in the By it, now. at last, Crecgery exciting new
Had made it For To out How old were!
What hath God
Unfortunately, There were some Who simply did not to Know, And why, On his way home the office One night, Greggery was By a of hunchmen! his way through the Evening traffic, greggery the other vehicles which Crowd and bump his red car Are all by slowly-aging hip young people', They appear to be glances toward him Through glinting acid burn- Out eyeballs, to run him Off the road, or make him into Something, giving strong Of aggression!
To them, greggery takes the Short forest off the express- Way. they zoom him in all of cars. trucks, buses, and Motorcycles.
Greggery takes a bumpy Off the short forest road, Which leads him up the Of a (and convenientlv Placed) mountain, and into a on the edge of a cliff, not far From a little tree. . .with on it.
Meanwhile, the hunchmen (and hunch-'women) Through the short until (realizing the little has Escaped, they decide to their Steaming vehicles in a Pseudo-wagon formation. . .
And a love-in!
the influence of a fantastic Amount of trendy chemical Aid, proceed to perform lewd Acts, rip each off for small Personal possessions, and depraved abandon in the vicinity Of a six-foot pile of transistor Each one tuned to a station).
The hunchmen expire exhaustion, And greggery, Who has the proceedings From a distance, a sigh of relief. . .
Phew! Only to be once again By a of immense laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
seems to be rumbling up From the depths of the cave In he has hidden his car!
(good lord! was that!? )
doesn't realize He has concealed the very mouth of the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know, Whenever laughs, Rocks and hack up, And the air for miles Is filled with of dust, Forming a of huge clouds!
Who is those new brown clouds? Who is making clouds these days? Ho is making new brown clouds? ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!
Greggery stops at a gas And makes a mysterious
Is this the old With the peelin' off it By the chinese Here the dogs by?
Is this here they The now, With the & the dust, Where the go to die?
How yez got? Say yez got a few, Just around there With to do?
Well I just yez up 'cause I to see A pilostoper be of To me! Gregcery information 'the greatest livin to mankind' Is currently in of the Very In question, And, furthermore, information be his, If greggery would attend a 'special therapeutic (classes now forming), And at a special Low fee. . . And now, he is, 'the greatest philosto- known to mankind', Quentin denameland! it away!
"folks, As vou can see for yourself. The way this clock here Is behaving, is of affliction! Now might be cause for alarm Among a of you, as, a certain experience, I to proclaim: eons are closing'!"
Make checks payable to
-25.8-
robert denameland, Greatest livin to mankind'!
Who is making those new clouds? Who is those clouds these days? Who is making those new clouds? If you ask a pilostopher, see you pays!