Frank (guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, vocals) Bruce (trombone) Tom (bass) thompson (drums)
The adventures of peccary!
Oh, comes greggery, Little peccary The gregarious Wild
A Is a pig With a collar That usually hangs texas and paraguay Sometimes as far West as
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
This particular Is part of bold (bold), New (new) (breeding) That itself By which resemble a tie Directly the collar
If it's enough Everyone will That the tie I'm Is a Of how mv mind will know Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
out! Here he again!
Oh comes greggery peccary. Yes cravv, cravy, veah...
Every morning, drives His red volkswagen to the ugly Part of town where they the government buildings.
Voodn, voodn! Boy it's so hard to find a place to park here! Greggery peccary takes the Up to the floor of a grim, Gray, evil-looking With a sign on the front 'big associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, might you ask, is a monger? Well, a trend is a person Who dreams up a (like twist' --- or 'flower power'), And spreads it the land, Using all the frightening skills science has made available!
And so it was, one morning, Greggery peccary made his way through the pool . . .
Hi mildred! gladys! Wanda!
Yes, from the moment they on him, All the in the big swifty pool . . . was a Nocturnal, Wild On his way up! A of destiny, And Romance!
Is there any for me?
Swifty's! is big swifty's! At big swifty's we all go For any or gizmo!
Wouldn't you be involved In a series of Time-wastinc
Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Is your snoring by the sink?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Ain't your life boring, think?
Youp youp youp youp youp youp Life is so better When some little something To do!
Does it matter that this waste of Is what makes a life for hmmmmm?
I must boldly To my Laminated, desk, the strategically-placed, Imported, very hip pipe, And the edition of the Whole catalog, And rack my mind For a New trend, Thereby rejuvenating our Economy, And For & miserable people Some new To with.!
We got the little answers To the That might` be you!
We got your little toys! (we're busy 'em!)
Busy 'em, busy makin' 'em, Busy 'em for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. snodgrass!
And that. turned And strode Into his dinky little the desk and the catalog And the very hip pipe. And proceeded, a vigor and determination Known to piglets Of a diminutive Proportion, To single-handedly The calendar! With his eye heaven-ward. And his little pig-hoofs on the Desk, ponders the Question of eternity (and Divisions thereof), as Angelic voices to him from a Great distance, the Necessary for the construction of thrilling new trend!
Wow! Sunday,
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday - monday'!
Saturday. . .
And the calendar, In all of it's disguises Was to The bored & miserable Everywhere!
Gregcery issued a on it. Whereupon the entire Of the pool Identified it strenuously, And it as a way of life, And their little pills by it. And back 'n forth from by it. And paid their by it, And before long they were Birthday in the office By it, now. at last, Crecgery exciting new
Had made it For To out How old were!
hath God wrought?
Unfortunately, There some people Who did not wish to Know, And why, On his way home the office One night, was attacked By a of hunchmen! his way through the Evening traffic, greggery That the other vehicles Crowd and bump his red car Are all by slowly-aging 'very hip people', They appear to be Sinister glances him Through glinting acid burn- Out eyeballs, to run him Off the road, or make him bump Something, strong evidence Of aggression!
To elude them, greggery the forest exit off the express- Way. zoom after him in all of cars. trucks, buses, and Motorcycles.
Greggery a bumpy trail Off the main short road, Which him up the side Of a famous (and Placed) mountain, and a strange on the edge of a cliff, not far From a little tree. . .with on it.
Meanwhile, the hunchmen (and hunch-'women) Through the short forest (realizing the little has Escaped, they decide to park vehicles in a circular Pseudo-wagon formation. . .
And a love-in!
the influence of a fantastic Amount of trendy chemical Aid, they to perform lewd Acts, rip other off for small Personal possessions, and With depraved in the vicinity Of a six-foot pile of radios Each one to a different station).
The hunchmen finally exhaustion, And greggery, Who has the proceedings a safe distance, Breathes a of relief. . .
Phew! Only to be terrified once By a roar of laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
Which seems to be up From the very depths of the In he has hidden his car!
(good lord! was that!? )
Grecgery realize He has himself Inside the very of the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know, Whenever laughs, Rocks and hack up, And the air for around Is filled tons of dust, Forming a series of clouds!
Who is making those new brown Who is making those clouds days? Ho is making new brown clouds? ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!
Greggery stops at a gas And makes a phone
Is the old loft With the peelin' off it By the police Here the roll by?
Is this they keep The now, With the & the dust, Where the books go to
How many yez Say yez got a few, sittin' around there With to do?
Well I called yez up I wanted to see A pilostoper be of To me! Gregcery information 'the greatest philostopher to mankind' Is in possession of the Very In question, And, furthermore, information be his, If only greggery attend a 'special therapeutic (classes now forming), And available at a Low fee. . . And now, he is, 'the greatest living Pher to mankind', Quentin denameland! it away!
"folks, As vou can see for yourself. The way this over here Is behaving, is of affliction! Now this might be cause for Among a of you, as, From a experience, I tend to 'the are closing'!"
your checks payable to
-25.8-
'quentin denameland, Greatest livin to mankind'!
Who is making those new clouds? Who is making clouds these days? Who is making those new clouds? If you ask a pilostopher, see you pays!