Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
Little grecgery
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
With a collar
That usually around
Between texas and
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is of that bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
extinguishes itself
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
White

If white enough
Everyone will
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind will
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here greggery peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, drives
His little red to the ugly
Part of town where keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to a place to park around here!
Greggery peccary the elevator
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a sign on the front
swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a trend monger is a
Who up a trend
(like twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little
That science has available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a series of
Time-wastinc

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so much
When there's some something
To do!

it matter that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you?

I plummet boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And rack my mind
For a
New trend,
rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And
For & miserable people

Some new

To with.!

We have got the little
To the
That might` be you!

We have got little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And nonchalantly
Into his little office
With the and the catalog
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
a vigor and determination
Known only to
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his shiny pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic sing to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary clues for the of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's disguises
Was to
The bored & people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took little pills by it.
And went 'n forth from
by it.
And paid their by it,
And before long they even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some
Who simply did not to
Know,
And why,
On his way home the office
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
appear to be casting
Sinister toward him
their glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him into
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, takes the
Short exit off the express-
Way. they zoom him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a trail
Off the main forest road,
leads him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
the short forest until
(realizing the little has
Escaped, decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a
train formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the influence of a
Amount of trendy amusement
Aid, proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
Personal possessions, and
With depraved abandon in the
Of a six-foot of transistor radios
Each one to a different station).

The hunchmen finally
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified again
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery doesn't
He has concealed
Inside the mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for around
Is with tons of dust,
a series of huge
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these
Ho is those new brown clouds?
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a mysterious

Is this the old
With the paint off it
By the chinese
Here the roll by?

Is this they keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the books go to

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' around
nothin' to do?

Well I called yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
receives information

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is currently in of the
Very
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If greggery would attend a
therapeutic group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the living philosto-
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way clock over here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be for alarm
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I to proclaim:
'the are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
livin philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making those new clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Who is making new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!