Frank (guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, vocals) fowler (trombone) Tom (bass) Chester (drums)
The adventures of peccary!
Oh, here greggery, Little peccary The nocturnal swine
A Is a pig a white collar That hangs around texas and paraguay Sometimes as far West as
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
This particular Is part of bold (bold), New (new) (breeding) extinguishes itself By which resemble a tie Directly the White
If it's white Everyone know That the tie I'm Is a Of how nimble mv mind know Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
out! Here he again!
Oh here greggery peccary. Yes cravv, cravy, veah...
Every morning, greggery His red volkswagen to the ugly of town where they keep the government buildings.
Voodn, voodn! Boy it's so hard to find a place to park here! Greggery peccary takes the Up to the eighty-third of a grim, Gray, building With a sign on the reading: swifty associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, might you ask, is a trend Well, a monger is a person Who dreams up a (like twist' --- or 'flower power'), And it throughout the land, Using all the frightening little That science has available!
And so it was, one morning, Greggery made his way through the steno pool . . .
Hi mildred! gladys! Wanda!
Yes, from the moment they on him, All the girls in the big pool . . . was a Nocturnal, Wild On his way up! A of destiny, And Romance!
Is any mail for me?
Swifty's! is big swifty's! At big swifty's we all go For any or gizmo!
you rather be involved In a of colorful trends?
Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Is your wife by the sink?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Ain't life boring, don'tcha think?
youp youp youp youp youp youp Life is so better When there's little something To do!
it matter that this waste of time Is what makes a life for hmmmmm?
I must plummet To my Laminated, desk, the strategically-placed, Imported, very hip pipe, And the latest of the earth catalog, And rack my mind For a New trend, rejuvenating our limping Economy, And For & miserable people Some new To with.!
We got the little answers To the That be bothering you!
We have got your toys! (we're makin' 'em!)
makin' 'em, We're makin' 'em, makin' 'em for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. snodgrass!
And that. turned And nonchalantly Into his dinky office the desk and the catalog And the very hip pipe. And proceeded, With a vigor and Known only to Of a similarly Proportion, To invent The calendar! his eye rolled heaven-ward. And his little pig-hoofs on the Desk, greggery the Question of (and fractional thereof), as mysterious Angelic voices to him from a distance, providing the Necessary for the construction of This new trend!
Wow! Sunday,
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday - monday'!
Saturday. . .
And the calendar, In all of it's colorful Was to The bored & people Everywhere!
Gregcery a memo on it. Whereupon the contents Of the steno with it strenuously, And it as a way of life, And their little pills by it. And went 'n forth from by it. And their rent by it, And before long were even Birthday parties in the By it, now. at last, Crecgery exciting new
Had it possible For To out How old were!
What God wrought?
Unfortunately, There some people Who did not wish to Know, And why, On his way home the office One night, Greggery was By a of hunchmen! Making his way the traffic, greggery notices That the other which Crowd and bump his red car Are all inhabited by 'very hip people', They to be casting Sinister glances him Through glinting acid burn- Out eyeballs, to run him Off the road, or him bump into Something, strong evidence Of aggression!
To elude them, greggery the Short exit off the express- Way. they zoom him in all of cars. trucks, buses, and Motorcycles.
Greggery takes a bumpy Off the main forest road, leads him up the side Of a famous (and Placed) mountain, and into a on the edge of a cliff, not far From a twisted tree. . .with on it.
Meanwhile, the hunchmen (and hunch-'women) Through the short forest (realizing the swine has Escaped, they decide to their Steaming vehicles in a Pseudo-wagon formation. . .
And a love-in!
the influence of a fantastic Amount of trendy chemical Aid, they proceed to lewd Acts, rip each other off for possessions, and dance With depraved abandon in the Of a six-foot of transistor radios Each one to a different station).
The hunchmen finally exhaustion, And greggery, Who has the proceedings From a distance, a sigh of relief. . .
Phew! Only to be terrified again By a roar of laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
Which seems to be up the very depths of the cave In he has hidden his car!
(good lord! was that!? )
doesn't realize He has himself Inside the mouth of the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know, Whenever laughs, and boulders hack up, And the air for miles Is with tons of dust, Forming a of huge clouds!
Who is making new brown clouds? Who is those clouds these days? Ho is those new brown clouds? ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!
Greggery at a gas station And makes a mysterious
Is the old loft With the paint off it By the chinese Here the roll by?
Is this here they The now, the rugs & the dust, Where the books go to
How yez got? Say yez got a few, Just sittin' there nothin' to do?
Well I just yez up 'cause I to see A pilostoper be of To me! receives information 'the greatest philostopher to mankind' Is currently in of the information In question, And, furthermore, this be his, If greggery would attend a therapeutic group (classes now forming), And at a special Low fee. . . And now, he is, 'the greatest living known to mankind', Quentin denameland! it away!
"folks, As vou can see for yourself. The way this clock here Is behaving, is of affliction! Now might be cause for alarm a portion of you, as, From a experience, I tend to eons are closing'!"
Make checks payable to
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'quentin denameland, Greatest philostopher to mankind'!
Who is making those new brown Who is making those these days? Who is those new brown clouds? If you ask a pilostopher, see you pays!