Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
grecgery peccary
The gregarious
swine

A
Is a pig
a white collar
That hangs around
texas and paraguay
Sometimes as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is of that bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That extinguishes
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
collar

If it's enough
Everyone will
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His red volkswagen to the ugly
of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to around here!
Greggery peccary takes the
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, building
With a on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a monger?
Well, a monger is a person
Who dreams up a
(like 'the twist' --- or power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening skills
science has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the they laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is any mail for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

you rather be involved
In a of colorful
trends?

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, don'tcha

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
When there's some little
To do!

Does it matter this waste of time
Is makes a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must plummet

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the latest of the
earth catalog,
And rack my mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby our limping
Economy,
And
For & miserable people

Some new

To with.!

We have got the little
To the
That might` be you!

We have got little toys!
(we're busy 'em!)

makin' 'em,
We're makin' 'em,
makin' 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And nonchalantly
Into his dinky office
the desk and the catalog
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
a vigor and determination
Known only to
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices sing to him a
distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the of
thrilling new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's colorful
Was to
The bored & people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took little pills by it.
And went 'n forth from
by it.
And paid their by it,
And before long they were

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery exciting new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home the office
One night,
was attacked
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
Evening traffic, greggery
the other vehicles which
Crowd and his little red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
appear to be casting
Sinister glances him
Through glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
Short forest off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a bumpy
Off the short forest road,
Which leads him up the
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a
Cave on the of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
the short forest until
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, they decide to their
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the of a fantastic
Amount of trendy amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform
Acts, rip other off for small
possessions, and dance
With depraved in the vicinity
Of a pile of transistor radios
Each one to a different station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
From a distance,
a sigh of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
From the very of the cave
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has concealed
Inside the very of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for around
Is filled with of dust,
Forming a series of
clouds!

Who is making those new brown
Who is those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a mysterious

Is this the old
With the peelin' off it
By the police
Here the roll by?

Is here they keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the books go to

How yez got?
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' there
With to do?

Well I called yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives

'the livin philostopher
Knon to
Is in possession of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If only greggery would a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And at a special
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
greatest living philosto-
Pher to mankind',
robert denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for
Among a of you, as,
a certain experience,
I tend to
eons are closing'!"

Make your payable to

-25.8-

robert denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is those new brown clouds?
Who is making those these days?
Who is making those new brown
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!