Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The adventures of peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
grecgery peccary
The gregarious
Wild

A
Is a pig
With a white
That usually around
texas and paraguay
Sometimes as far
as catalina

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is of that bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That itself
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
collar

If it's white
Everyone will
the tie I'm wearing
Is a
Of how nimble mv will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here greggery peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, drives
His little red to the ugly
of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so to find a place to park around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, building
a sign on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend
Well, a trend is a person
Who dreams up a
(like 'the --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it the land,
Using all the little skills
That has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

you rather be involved
In a of colorful
trends?

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
When there's some something
To do!

Does it that this waste of time
Is what a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the edition of the
Whole catalog,
And my agile mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby our limping
Economy,
And
For bored & miserable

Some new

To with.!

We have got the little
To the
That might` be you!

We got your little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

makin' 'em,
We're makin' 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And nonchalantly
Into his dinky office
the desk and the catalog
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
Known to piglets
Of a diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic sing to him from a
Great distance, the
clues for the construction of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's disguises
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the pool
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their little by it.
And went back 'n from
by it.
And paid rent by it,
And before long were even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
were some people
Who simply did not to
Know,
And why,
On his way home the office
One night,
was attacked
By a of hunchmen!
his way through the
Evening traffic, greggery
That the other vehicles
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
hip young people',
They appear to be
Sinister toward him
Through their glinting burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him into
Something, giving strong
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
Short forest exit off the
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a bumpy
Off the main short road,
Which him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
Through the short forest
(realizing the little has
Escaped, they decide to their
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

the influence of a fantastic
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform
Acts, rip each off for small
possessions, and dance
With depraved in the vicinity
Of a pile of transistor radios
one tuned to a different station).

The hunchmen finally
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified again
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the depths of the cave
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery doesn't
He has concealed
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for around
Is filled with of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making those new clouds?
Who is those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And a mysterious phone

Is the old loft
the paint peelin' off it
By the police
Here the roll by?

Is this here keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the go to die?

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just around there
With to do?

Well I just yez up
I wanted to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
Gregcery information

'the greatest philostopher
to mankind'
Is currently in of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If only greggery would a
'special therapeutic

(classes now forming),
And at a special
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
greatest living philosto-
Pher to mankind',
robert denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for
a portion of you, as,
From a experience,
I to proclaim:
eons are closing'!"

Make checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Who is making new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!