Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
fowler (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
grecgery peccary
The gregarious
Wild

A
Is a pig
With a collar
That usually around
Between and paraguay
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is part of bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That itself
By which resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's white
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind will
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His red volkswagen to the ugly
Part of town where they the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a to park around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a monger?
Well, a trend is a person
Who up a trend
(like 'the twist' --- or power'),
And it throughout the land,
all the frightening little skills
That has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment laid
on him,
All the in the big swifty
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a of colorful
trends?

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is wife snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
there's some little something
To do!

Does it matter this waste of time
Is what a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must plummet

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And rack my mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For & miserable people

Some new

To with.!

We have got the answers
To the
might` be bothering you!

We have got little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
makin' 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And strode
Into his dinky little
With the desk and the
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a vigor and
only to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To invent
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little shiny on the
Desk, ponders the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary clues for the of
thrilling new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's disguises
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire
Of the pool
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took little pills by it.
And went back 'n from
by it.
And their rent by it,
And before long they even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home from the
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles
Crowd and his little red car
Are all by slowly-aging
hip young people',
They appear to be
Sinister toward him
Through their acid burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him into
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
Short forest exit off the
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery a bumpy trail
Off the main forest road,
Which him up the side
Of a famous (and
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
Through the short forest
(realizing the little has
Escaped, decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a
train formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the of a fantastic
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to lewd
Acts, rip other off for small
Personal possessions, and
depraved abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot of transistor radios
one tuned to a different station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
the very depths of the cave
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has himself
Inside the mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for around
Is filled tons of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making those these days?
Ho is making new brown clouds?
Better ask a 'n see what he says!

Greggery at a gas station
And makes a phone

Is the old loft
With the paint off it
By the police
the dogs roll by?

Is this here they
The now,
the rugs & the dust,
Where the books go to

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' around
With to do?

Well I just yez up
'cause I to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
receives information

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is in possession of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If only would attend a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest living
Pher to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this be cause for alarm
a portion of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
eons are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown
Who is those clouds these days?
Who is making those new clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!