Frank (guitar, vocals) duke (keyboards, vocals) Bruce (trombone) Tom (bass) thompson (drums)
The of greggery peccary!
Oh, here greggery, Little peccary The gregarious Wild
A Is a pig With a collar That usually hangs Between texas and Sometimes as far West as
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
particular peccary Is part of bold (bold), New (new) (breeding) That extinguishes By which resemble a tie Directly the White
If it's white Everyone know the tie I'm wearing Is a Of how nimble mv mind know Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
out! Here he again!
Oh here greggery peccary. Yes cravv, cravy, veah...
Every morning, drives His red volkswagen to the ugly of town where they keep the government buildings.
Voodn, voodn! Boy it's so to find a place to park around here! Greggery peccary the elevator Up to the floor of a grim, Gray, building With a sign on the front swifty associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, might you ask, is a trend Well, a trend is a person Who up a trend (like twist' --- or 'flower power'), And it throughout the land, all the frightening little skills That science has available!
And so it was, one morning, Greggery peccary made his way through the steno . . .
Hi mildred! gladys! Wanda!
Yes, from the moment they on him, All the girls in the big pool . . . was a Nocturnal, Wild On his way up! A of destiny, And Romance!
Is there any for me?
Swifty's! is big swifty's! At big swifty's we all go For any or gizmo!
Wouldn't you rather be In a of colorful Time-wastinc
Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Is your wife snoring by the
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Ain't your life boring, don'tcha
youp youp youp youp youp youp Life is so much there's some little something To do!
Does it matter that this waste of Is what makes a life for you?
I must boldly To my Laminated, desk, the strategically-placed, Imported, hip water pipe, And the edition of the earth catalog, And rack my mind For a New trend, rejuvenating our limping Economy, And For bored & people Some new To with.!
We got the little answers To the might` be bothering you!
We have got little toys! (we're busy 'em!)
Busy 'em, We're busy 'em, Busy 'em for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. snodgrass!
And that. turned And strode his dinky little office With the desk and the And the hip water pipe. And proceeded, With a and determination Known to piglets Of a similarly Proportion, To invent The calendar! his eye rolled heaven-ward. And his little pig-hoofs on the Desk, greggery the Question of eternity (and thereof), as mysterious Angelic voices sing to him a Great distance, the clues for the construction of This new trend!
Wow! Sunday,
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday - monday'!
Saturday. . .
And the calendar, In all of it's colorful Was to The bored & people Everywhere!
issued a memo on it. Whereupon the entire Of the pool with it strenuously, And it as a way of life, And their little pills by it. And back 'n forth from by it. And paid their by it, And before they were even Birthday in the office By it, now. at last, Crecgery exciting new
Had it possible For To out How old were!
hath God wrought?
Unfortunately, There some people Who simply did not to Know, And why, On his way home the office One night, was attacked By a of hunchmen! his way through the Evening traffic, notices That the vehicles which and bump his little red car Are all inhabited by hip young people', They appear to be glances toward him Through their glinting burn- Out eyeballs, to run him Off the road, or make him into Something, giving evidence Of aggression!
To elude them, takes the forest exit off the express- Way. zoom after him in all of cars. trucks, buses, and Motorcycles.
Greggery a bumpy trail Off the short forest road, Which him up the side Of a (and convenientlv Placed) mountain, and into a on the edge of a cliff, not far From a little tree. . .with on it.
Meanwhile, the enraged (and hunch-'women) the short forest until (realizing the swine has Escaped, they to park their vehicles in a circular Pseudo-wagon formation. . .
And a love-in!
Under the influence of a Amount of trendy chemical Aid, they to perform lewd Acts, rip each off for small Personal possessions, and With abandon in the vicinity Of a six-foot pile of radios Each one tuned to a station).
The finally expire exhaustion, And greggery, Who has the proceedings From a distance, Breathes a of relief. . .
Phew! Only to be terrified again By a of immense laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
Which to be rumbling up From the very depths of the In which he has his car!
(good lord! was that!? )
Grecgery realize He has concealed Inside the mouth of the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know, Whenever laughs, Rocks and boulders up, And the air for around Is with tons of dust, a series of huge clouds!
Who is making new brown clouds? Who is those clouds these days? Ho is making those new brown Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!
Greggery stops at a gas And a mysterious phone
Is the old loft the paint peelin' off it By the chinese the dogs roll by?
Is this here keep The now, the rugs & the dust, Where the go to die?
How many yez Say yez got a few, sittin' around there With to do?
Well I just yez up 'cause I to see A pilostoper be of To me! receives information 'the livin philostopher Knon to Is currently in of the Very In question, And, furthermore, this be his, If only greggery attend a 'special group (classes now forming), And available at a Low fee. . . And now, he is, greatest living philosto- Pher to mankind', robert denameland! it away!
"folks, As vou can see for yourself. The way this clock here Is behaving, is of affliction! Now this be cause for alarm a portion of you, as, From a experience, I tend to 'the are closing'!"
Make your payable to
-25.8-
'quentin denameland, livin philostopher to mankind'!
Who is making those new clouds? Who is those clouds these days? Who is making new brown clouds? If you ask a pilostopher, see you pays!