Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
fowler (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
grecgery peccary
The nocturnal
Wild

A
Is a pig
With a collar
That usually hangs
Between texas and
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular
Is part of that (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
extinguishes itself
By which resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's enough
Everyone know
the tie I'm wearing
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind will
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh comes greggery peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His little red to the ugly
Part of where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a sign on the front
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a monger?
Well, a trend monger is a
Who up a trend
(like 'the twist' --- or power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the little skills
That science has available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, the moment they laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is any mail for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

you rather be involved
In a series of
Time-wastinc

Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
there's some little something
To do!

Does it matter that waste of time
Is makes a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And rack my agile
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For bored & miserable

Some new

To with.!

We have got the little
To the
That be bothering you!

We have got little toys!
(we're busy 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're makin' 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And nonchalantly
Into his little office
With the and the catalog
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a vigor and
only to piglets
Of a diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little shiny on the
Desk, greggery the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
voices sing to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary for the construction of
thrilling new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's colorful
Was to
The bored & people
Everywhere!

Gregcery issued a on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the pool
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their pills by it.
And back 'n forth from
by it.
And their rent by it,
And long they were even

Birthday parties in the
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery exciting new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home the office
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
his way through the
Evening traffic, notices
That the other vehicles
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
They to be casting
glances toward him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him into
Something, giving strong
Of aggression!

To them, greggery takes the
Short forest off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a trail
Off the main short road,
Which leads him up the
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
Through the forest until
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, decide to park their
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the influence of a
Amount of trendy amusement
Aid, they to perform lewd
Acts, rip other off for small
Personal possessions, and
With depraved abandon in the
Of a six-foot of transistor radios
Each one tuned to a station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be once again
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the depths of the cave
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has concealed
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles
Is filled with of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery at a gas station
And a mysterious phone

Is the old loft
With the paint off it
By the chinese
Here the roll by?

Is this here keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
the books go to die?

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just around there
With to do?

I just called yez up
'cause I to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
receives information

'the greatest philostopher
Knon to
Is currently in of the
Very
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If only greggery attend a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest philosto-
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for
a portion of you, as,
From a experience,
I to proclaim:
eons are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest livin
to mankind'!

Who is making those new clouds?
Who is making those clouds these
Who is making those new brown
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!