Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
fowler (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The adventures of peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
Little peccary
The gregarious
swine

A
Is a pig
With a collar
That usually hangs
Between and paraguay
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is part of bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
extinguishes itself
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's white
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His red volkswagen to the ugly
of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to park here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend
Well, a trend monger is a
Who up a trend
(like 'the --- or 'flower power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little
science has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, the moment they laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is any mail for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a series of
Time-wastinc

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
is so much better
When there's some something
To do!

Does it matter that this of time
Is what a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the latest of the
earth catalog,
And my agile mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby our limping
Economy,
And
For & miserable people

Some new

To with.!

We got the little answers
To the
That be bothering you!

We have got your toys!
(we're busy 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're makin' 'em,
makin' 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And nonchalantly
Into his little office
the desk and the catalog
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
a vigor and determination
Known to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To invent
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery the
Question of eternity (and
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices sing to him a
distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's disguises
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

Gregcery issued a on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their little by it.
And went back 'n forth
by it.
And their rent by it,
And before long were even

Birthday parties in the
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way from the office
One night,
was attacked
By a of hunchmen!
his way through the
Evening traffic, notices
That the vehicles which
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all inhabited by
hip young people',
They to be casting
Sinister toward him
their glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, strong evidence
Of aggression!

To them, greggery takes the
Short forest off the express-
Way. they after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery a bumpy trail
Off the main short road,
Which leads him up the
Of a famous (and
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
Through the forest until
(realizing the little has
Escaped, decide to park their
Steaming in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the of a fantastic
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, they to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
Personal possessions, and
With depraved abandon in the
Of a six-foot of transistor radios
Each one to a different station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be once again
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has himself
Inside the mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
Rocks and hack up,
And the air for miles
Is filled tons of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making clouds these days?
Ho is making those new clouds?
ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a phone

Is the old loft
With the paint off it
By the chinese
Here the dogs by?

Is this here they
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the go to die?

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just around there
With to do?

I just called yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is in possession of the
Very
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If greggery would attend a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest philosto-
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this be cause for alarm
Among a of you, as,
a certain experience,
I to proclaim:
eons are closing'!"

Make checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest livin
to mankind'!

Who is those new brown clouds?
Who is those clouds these days?
Who is making those new clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!