Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
duke (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
grecgery peccary
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
With a collar
That usually hangs
texas and paraguay
Sometimes as far
as catalina

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular
Is of that bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
extinguishes itself
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
collar

If it's white
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind will
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh comes greggery peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery
His little red to the ugly
Part of town they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so to find a place to park around here!
Greggery peccary takes the
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, building
a sign on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend
Well, a monger is a person
Who dreams up a
(like 'the twist' --- or power'),
And spreads it the land,
Using all the frightening skills
That science has available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the they laid
on him,
All the in the big swifty
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a series of
trends?

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, don'tcha

youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
When there's some little
To do!

Does it that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for hmmmmm?

I plummet boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And rack my agile
For a
New trend,
rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And
For bored & people

Some new

To with.!

We got the little answers
To the
might` be bothering you!

We have got little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
makin' 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And strode
his dinky little office
With the and the catalog
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
Known only to
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To invent
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, ponders the
Question of eternity (and
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices to him from a
Great distance, the
clues for the construction of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's colorful
Was to
The bored & miserable
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the pool
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took little pills by it.
And went 'n forth from
by it.
And paid rent by it,
And before long they even

Birthday parties in the
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who simply did not to
Know,
And why,
On his way from the office
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
Evening traffic, greggery
That the other which
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
They to be casting
Sinister toward him
Through their glinting burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, takes the
Short exit off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery a bumpy trail
Off the main short road,
leads him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
the short forest until
(realizing the little has
Escaped, they decide to park
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the influence of a
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
Personal possessions, and
With depraved in the vicinity
Of a pile of transistor radios
one tuned to a different station).

The finally expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
to be terrified once again
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
the very depths of the cave
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has himself
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for around
Is with tons of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Ho is making those new clouds?
ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a mysterious

Is this the old
With the peelin' off it
By the chinese
Here the dogs by?

Is this they keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
the books go to die?

How yez got?
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' around
nothin' to do?

Well I just yez up
'cause I to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
Gregcery information

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is currently in of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If only greggery would a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest living
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this over here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this be cause for alarm
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I to proclaim:
eons are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest livin
to mankind'!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Who is making those new clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!