Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
Little peccary
The gregarious
Wild

A
Is a pig
With a white
That hangs around
Between texas and
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is part of bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That extinguishes
By which resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If white enough
Everyone will
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how mv mind will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, drives
His little red volkswagen to the
of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to park here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, building
With a sign on the front
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a monger?
Well, a monger is a person
Who dreams up a
(like 'the --- or 'flower power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little
science has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, the moment they laid
on him,
All the in the big swifty
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is any mail for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

you rather be involved
In a of colorful
Time-wastinc

Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
is so much better
When there's some something
To do!

Does it matter that this of time
Is makes a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must plummet

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And my agile mind
For a
New trend,
rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And
For bored & miserable

Some new

To with.!

We have got the answers
To the
That be bothering you!

We have got your toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

makin' 'em,
We're makin' 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And strode
his dinky little office
With the and the catalog
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
Known to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, ponders the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
voices sing to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary for the construction of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's disguises
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

Gregcery a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took little pills by it.
And went 'n forth from
by it.
And their rent by it,
And before long they were

Birthday parties in the
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery exciting new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way from the office
One night,
was attacked
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
Evening traffic, notices
That the other vehicles
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
hip young people',
They to be casting
Sinister glances him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him bump
Something, strong evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
forest exit off the express-
Way. they after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a trail
Off the main short road,
leads him up the side
Of a famous (and
Placed) mountain, and into a
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
Through the forest until
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, they decide to their
Steaming vehicles in a
train formation. . .

And a love-in!

the influence of a fantastic
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, they to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
Personal possessions, and
With depraved abandon in the
Of a pile of transistor radios
one tuned to a different station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified again
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which seems to be up
From the depths of the cave
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

doesn't realize
He has himself
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
Rocks and boulders up,
And the air for around
Is filled tons of dust,
Forming a series of
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new clouds?
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery at a gas station
And makes a phone

Is this the old
With the paint off it
By the police
Here the roll by?

Is here they keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the books go to

How yez got?
Say yez got a few,
Just around there
nothin' to do?

Well I called yez up
I wanted to see
A be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery information

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is currently in of the
Very
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If only greggery would a
'special therapeutic

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest philosto-
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way clock over here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
'the are closing'!"

your checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making those clouds days?
Who is making those new brown
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!