Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
duke (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
grecgery peccary
The gregarious
swine

A
Is a pig
With a white
usually hangs around
Between texas and
Sometimes as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular
Is of that bold (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That itself
By which resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's enough
Everyone will
the tie I'm wearing
Is a
Of how mv mind will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery
His little red volkswagen to the
Part of town where they keep the buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to a place to park around here!
Greggery takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a on the front reading:
swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a monger?
Well, a trend monger is a
Who dreams up a
(like 'the --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it the land,
Using all the frightening little
That has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment laid
on him,
All the in the big swifty
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you be involved
In a of colorful
Time-wastinc

Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is wife snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
is so much better
When there's little something
To do!

Does it matter this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you?

I must boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the edition of the
Whole catalog,
And rack my mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For & miserable people

Some new

To with.!

We got the little answers
To the
That might` be you!

We got your little toys!
(we're busy 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And nonchalantly
Into his dinky office
the desk and the catalog
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
only to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his shiny pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic sing to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary for the construction of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of colorful disguises
Was to
The bored & miserable
Everywhere!

Gregcery issued a on it.
the entire contents
Of the pool
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their pills by it.
And back 'n forth from
by it.
And their rent by it,
And long they were even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery exciting new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home from the
One night,
was attacked
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
Evening traffic, greggery
That the vehicles which
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
They to be casting
Sinister toward him
Through their acid burn-
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him bump
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
forest exit off the express-
Way. they after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery a bumpy trail
Off the short forest road,
leads him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a
Cave on the of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
Through the short forest
(realizing the little has
Escaped, they to park their
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the influence of a
of trendy chemical amusement
Aid, proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip other off for small
possessions, and dance
With abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot pile of transistor
Each one to a different station).

The finally expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
From the depths of the cave
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

doesn't realize
He has himself
Inside the mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles
Is filled with of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those these days?
Ho is making new brown clouds?
ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery at a gas station
And a mysterious phone

Is the old loft
the paint peelin' off it
By the police
the dogs roll by?

Is here they keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
the books go to die?

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' there
With to do?

Well I called yez up
'cause I to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
Gregcery information

'the greatest philostopher
Knon to
Is currently in of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If only would attend a
therapeutic group

(classes now forming),
And at a special
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the greatest living
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this be cause for alarm
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
eons are closing'!"

Make checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making clouds these days?
Who is making new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!