Frank (guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, vocals) fowler (trombone) Tom (bass) thompson (drums)
The of greggery peccary!
Oh, here greggery, Little grecgery The nocturnal Wild
A Is a pig a white collar That usually hangs Between texas and Sometimes as far as catalina
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
This particular Is part of bold (bold), New (new) (breeding) That extinguishes By markings which a tie Directly the collar
If it's enough will know That the tie I'm Is a Of how nimble mv will know Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
out! Here he again!
Oh here greggery peccary. Yes cravv, cravy, veah...
morning, greggery drives His little red to the ugly Part of town where they keep the buildings.
Voodn, voodn! Boy it's so to find a place to park around here! Greggery takes the elevator Up to the floor of a grim, Gray, building With a on the front reading: swifty associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, you ask, is a trend monger? Well, a trend is a person Who up a trend (like 'the --- or 'flower power'), And it throughout the land, all the frightening little skills That science has available!
And so it was, one morning, Greggery peccary made his way through the steno . . .
Hi mildred! gladys! Wanda!
Yes, the moment they laid on him, All the in the big swifty Steno . . . was a Nocturnal, Wild On his way up! A of destiny, And Romance!
Is there any for me?
Swifty's! is big swifty's! At big we all know-ow-ow go For any or gizmo!
Wouldn't you be involved In a of colorful trends?
Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Is your snoring by the sink?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp
Ain't your life boring, don'tcha
Youp youp youp youp youp youp is so much better When some little something To do!
Does it matter that this waste of Is what makes a life for you?
I must plummet To my Laminated, desk, the strategically-placed, Imported, hip water pipe, And the latest of the earth catalog, And rack my agile For a New trend, Thereby rejuvenating our Economy, And For & miserable people Some new To with.!
We have got the little To the That might` be you!
We have got little toys! (we're busy 'em!)
Busy 'em, We're busy 'em, Busy 'em for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. snodgrass!
And that. turned And strode his dinky little office With the and the catalog And the hip water pipe. And proceeded, a vigor and determination Known to piglets Of a similarly Proportion, To single-handedly The calendar! his eye rolled heaven-ward. And his little shiny on the Desk, ponders the of eternity (and fractional Divisions thereof), as voices sing to him from a Great distance, the clues for the construction of This new trend!
Wow! Sunday,
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday - monday'!
Saturday. . .
And the calendar, In all of it's disguises Was to The & miserable people Everywhere!
issued a memo on it. Whereupon the contents Of the steno Identified it strenuously, And it as a way of life, And took their pills by it. And back 'n forth from by it. And paid their by it, And before they were even Birthday in the office By it, now. at last, Crecgery exciting new
Had made it For To out How old were!
hath God wrought?
Unfortunately, There were some Who simply did not to Know, And why, On his way from the office One night, Greggery was By a of hunchmen! his way through the Evening traffic, greggery That the other vehicles Crowd and his little red car Are all inhabited by 'very hip people', appear to be casting Sinister glances him Through their glinting acid Out eyeballs, to run him Off the road, or make him into Something, giving strong Of aggression!
To elude them, greggery the Short exit off the express- Way. zoom after him in all of cars. trucks, buses, and Motorcycles.
Greggery a bumpy trail Off the short forest road, Which leads him up the Of a famous (and Placed) mountain, and into a Cave on the of a cliff, not far a little twisted tree. . .with on it.
Meanwhile, the enraged (and hunch-'women) Through the short until (realizing the little has Escaped, they to park their Steaming in a circular train formation. . .
And a love-in!
Under the of a fantastic of trendy chemical amusement Aid, they proceed to perform Acts, rip each other off for possessions, and dance With abandon in the vicinity Of a pile of transistor radios Each one tuned to a station).
The hunchmen expire exhaustion, And greggery, Who has viewed the a safe distance, Breathes a of relief. . .
Phew! Only to be terrified again By a of immense laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
seems to be rumbling up From the depths of the cave In which he has his car!
(good lord! was that!? )
Grecgery realize He has concealed the very mouth of the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know, Whenever laughs, and boulders hack up, And the air for around Is with tons of dust, Forming a series of clouds!
Who is making those new clouds? Who is making those clouds these Ho is making those new brown ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!
Greggery at a gas station And a mysterious phone
Is this the old With the paint off it By the chinese Here the roll by?
Is this here they The now, the rugs & the dust, Where the go to die?
How yez got? Say yez got a few, Just around there nothin' to do?
Well I called yez up I wanted to see A pilostoper be of To me! receives information 'the greatest philostopher Knon to Is in possession of the information In question, And, furthermore, this be his, If only greggery attend a 'special therapeutic (classes now forming), And at a special Low fee. . . And now, he is, 'the living philosto- known to mankind', Quentin denameland! it away!
"folks, As vou can see for yourself. The way this clock over Is behaving, is of affliction! Now this might be for alarm a portion of you, as, From a experience, I tend to eons are closing'!"
Make checks payable to
-25.8-
robert denameland, Greatest philostopher to mankind'!
Who is those new brown clouds? Who is those clouds these days? Who is those new brown clouds? If you ask a pilostopher, see you pays!