Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
duke (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The of greggery peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
grecgery peccary
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
a white collar
That usually hangs
texas and paraguay
Sometimes as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is part of that (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That itself
By markings resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's white
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh comes greggery peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His red volkswagen to the ugly
Part of town where they the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a to park around here!
Greggery peccary takes the
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, building
With a sign on the reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend
Well, a trend monger is a
Who dreams up a
(like 'the twist' --- or power'),
And spreads it the land,
Using all the frightening skills
That science has available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment they
on him,
All the in the big swifty
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is any mail for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a of colorful
Time-wastinc

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
is so much better
When there's some little
To do!

Does it matter that this of time
Is what a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the latest of the
Whole catalog,
And rack my agile
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For bored & people

Some new

To with.!

We got the little answers
To the
That might` be you!

We have got little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

makin' 'em,
We're busy 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
Gregcery
And nonchalantly
Into his dinky office
With the desk and the
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
only to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little pig-hoofs on the
Desk, ponders the
Question of eternity (and
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices sing to him a
Great distance, the
Necessary for the construction of
thrilling new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of colorful disguises
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And their little pills by it.
And back 'n forth from
by it.
And paid rent by it,
And before long they even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
were some people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home from the
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
his way through the
Evening traffic, notices
That the vehicles which
Crowd and bump his red car
Are all inhabited by
hip young people',
They appear to be
glances toward him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or make him bump
Something, giving strong
Of aggression!

To elude them, takes the
forest exit off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a trail
Off the short forest road,
Which him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a
Cave on the of a cliff, not far
a little twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
Through the forest until
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, they decide to their
Steaming in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the of a fantastic
Amount of trendy amusement
Aid, they proceed to lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
Personal possessions, and
With abandon in the vicinity
Of a pile of transistor radios
Each one to a different station).

The hunchmen finally
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the very of the cave
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has concealed
Inside the very of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
Rocks and boulders up,
And the air for around
Is filled tons of dust,
a series of huge
clouds!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making those clouds days?
Ho is making those new brown
ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a phone

Is the old loft
the paint peelin' off it
By the chinese
the dogs roll by?

Is this they keep
The now,
the rugs & the dust,
Where the go to die?

How yez got?
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' around
With to do?

Well I just yez up
I wanted to see
A pilostoper be of
To me!
Gregcery receives

'the livin philostopher
to mankind'
Is currently in of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If only would attend a
therapeutic group

(classes now forming),
And at a special
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
greatest living philosto-
Pher to mankind',
robert denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I to proclaim:
'the are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

'quentin denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these
Who is those new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!