Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The adventures of peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
grecgery peccary
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
a white collar
That hangs around
texas and paraguay
Sometimes as far
as catalina

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular
Is part of that (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That itself
By markings resemble a
tie
Directly the
White

If white enough
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

morning, greggery drives
His little red to the ugly
Part of town where they the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking
With a on the front reading:
swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend
Well, a trend is a person
Who up a trend
(like twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it the land,
Using all the frightening skills
That has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
peccary made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
pool
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a series of
trends?

Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your wife by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so much
When there's some something
To do!

Does it that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you?

I plummet boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And my agile mind
For a
New trend,
rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And
For bored & miserable

Some new

To with.!

We have got the answers
To the
That be bothering you!

We got your little toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And nonchalantly
his dinky little office
With the desk and the
And the very hip pipe.
And proceeded,
a vigor and determination
Known to piglets
Of a diminutive
Proportion,
To invent
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little shiny on the
Desk, ponders the
Question of (and fractional
thereof), as mysterious
Angelic voices to him from a
Great distance, the
Necessary clues for the of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's colorful
Was to
The bored & people
Everywhere!

issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
Identified it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their pills by it.
And went back 'n from
by it.
And paid their by it,
And before long they even

Birthday parties in the
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

hath God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home from the
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
traffic, greggery notices
That the other which
Crowd and his little red car
Are all inhabited by
hip young people',
They appear to be
glances toward him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, giving strong
Of aggression!

To elude them, takes the
Short forest exit off the
Way. they after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a trail
Off the short forest road,
leads him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
Through the short forest
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

Under the influence of a
of trendy chemical amusement
Aid, proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for
possessions, and dance
With depraved in the vicinity
Of a six-foot of transistor radios
Each one to a different station).

The hunchmen finally
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

doesn't realize
He has concealed
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
Rocks and boulders up,
And the air for miles
Is with tons of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those these days?
Ho is making those new clouds?
Better ask a 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a phone

Is the old loft
the paint peelin' off it
By the police
Here the roll by?

Is this here they
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the books go to

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' around
With to do?

I just called yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery information

'the greatest livin
Knon to
Is currently in of the
Very
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If only would attend a
therapeutic group

(classes now forming),
And at a special
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
'the living philosto-
known to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be for alarm
a portion of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
'the are closing'!"

Make your payable to

-25.8-

robert denameland,
Greatest livin
to mankind'!

Who is making those new clouds?
Who is making clouds these days?
Who is those new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!