Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
fowler (trombone)
Tom (bass)
thompson (drums)

The adventures of peccary!

Oh, here greggery,
Little grecgery
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
With a white
That hangs around
Between and paraguay
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This peccary
Is part of that (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
extinguishes itself
By markings resemble a
tie
Directly the
collar

If it's enough
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv mind know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery
His little red volkswagen to the
Part of town they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a to park around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, building
With a on the front reading:
swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a monger is a person
Who dreams up a
(like 'the --- or 'flower power'),
And it throughout the land,
all the frightening little skills
That has made available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the they laid
on him,
All the girls in the big
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big we all know-ow-ow
go
For any or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be
In a series of
trends?

Air hockey . . . . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is your snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, don'tcha

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
is so much better
When some little something
To do!

Does it that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you?

I must plummet

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip pipe,
And the edition of the
earth catalog,
And rack my mind
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For bored & miserable

Some new

To with.!

We have got the little
To the
That be bothering you!

We have got your toys!
(we're makin' 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
makin' 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And nonchalantly
his dinky little office
With the and the catalog
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
a vigor and determination
Known to piglets
Of a similarly
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
With his eye heaven-ward.
And his little shiny on the
Desk, ponders the
Question of eternity (and
thereof), as mysterious
Angelic voices sing to him a
distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the of
This new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of it's colorful
Was to
The & miserable people
Everywhere!

Gregcery a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And took their little by it.
And went back 'n from
by it.
And their rent by it,
And before they were even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had it possible
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were people
Who did not wish to
Know,
And why,
On his way home the office
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
Making his way the
traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles
Crowd and his little red car
Are all inhabited by
'very hip people',
They to be casting
Sinister toward him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, giving strong
Of aggression!

To elude them, takes the
forest exit off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery a bumpy trail
Off the short forest road,
Which him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a
Cave on the of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged
(and hunch-'women)
Through the short until
(realizing the swine has
Escaped, decide to park their
vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

the influence of a fantastic
Amount of chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform
Acts, rip each off for small
Personal possessions, and
depraved abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot pile of transistor
one tuned to a different station).

The hunchmen expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
a safe distance,
Breathes a of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified again
By a of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the very of the cave
In which he has his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery realize
He has concealed
Inside the mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles
Is filled with of dust,
Forming a series of
clouds!

Who is making new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Ho is making those new brown
Better ask a philostopher 'n see he says!

Greggery stops at a gas
And makes a phone

Is this the old
With the paint off it
By the police
Here the roll by?

Is this here keep
The now,
With the & the dust,
Where the go to die?

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
sittin' around there
With to do?

Well I called yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
receives information

'the greatest philostopher
to mankind'
Is in possession of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, information
be his,
If greggery would attend a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
greatest living philosto-
Pher to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock here
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now this might be for alarm
Among a of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
eons are closing'!"

Make your payable to

-25.8-

robert denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown
Who is making those clouds days?
Who is making those new brown
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!