Luyện nghe bài hát The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

Frank (guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, vocals)
Bruce (trombone)
Tom (bass)
Chester (drums)

The adventures of peccary!

Oh, comes greggery,
grecgery peccary
The nocturnal
swine

A
Is a pig
a white collar
That hangs around
Between texas and
ranging as far
West as

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

particular peccary
Is part of that (bold),
New (new) (breeding)
That extinguishes
By markings which a
tie
Directly the
White

If it's white
will know
That the tie I'm
Is a
Of how nimble mv will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

out!
Here he again!

Oh here comes peccary.
Yes cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery
His little red to the ugly
of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to around here!
peccary takes the elevator
Up to the floor of a grim,
Gray, building
With a on the front reading:
'big associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a trend is a person
Who dreams up a
(like twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And it throughout the land,
Using all the little skills
That science has available!

And so it was, one morning,
Greggery peccary made his way the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment they
on him,
All the girls in the big
Steno
. . .
was a
Nocturnal,

Wild
On his way up!
A of destiny,

And
Romance!

Is there any for me?

Swifty's!
is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all
go
For any or gizmo!

you rather be involved
In a series of
trends?

Air . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Is wife snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp

Ain't your boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so better
When there's some something
To do!

it matter that this waste of time
Is what makes a for you? hmmmmm?

I plummet boldly

To my
Laminated,

desk,
the strategically-placed,
Imported, hip water pipe,
And the latest of the
Whole catalog,
And rack my agile
For a
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our
Economy,
And
For bored & people

Some new

To with.!

We got the little answers
To the
That be bothering you!

We got your little toys!
(we're busy 'em!)

Busy 'em,
We're busy 'em,
Busy 'em
for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. snodgrass!

And that.
turned
And strode
Into his dinky office
With the and the catalog
And the hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a and determination
Known to piglets
Of a diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly
The calendar!
his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little shiny on the
Desk, ponders the
of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as
Angelic voices to him from a
distance, providing the
Necessary for the construction of
thrilling new trend!

Wow!
Sunday,

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And the calendar,
In all of colorful disguises
Was to
The bored & people
Everywhere!

Gregcery a memo on it.
Whereupon the contents
Of the steno
with it strenuously,
And it as a way of life,
And their little pills by it.
And back 'n forth from
by it.
And paid their by it,
And long they were even

Birthday in the office
By it,
now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's new

Had made it
For
To out
How old were!

What God wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some
Who simply did not to
Know,
And why,
On his way from the office
One night,
Greggery was
By a of hunchmen!
his way through the
Evening traffic, notices
That the other vehicles
and bump his little red car
Are all by slowly-aging
'very hip people',
They to be casting
Sinister toward him
Through their glinting acid
Out eyeballs, to run him
Off the road, or him bump into
Something, giving evidence
Of aggression!

To elude them, greggery the
Short forest off the express-
Way. zoom after him in all
of cars. trucks,
buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a bumpy
Off the main short road,
Which him up the side
Of a (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and a strange
on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a twisted tree. . .with
on it.

Meanwhile, the hunchmen
(and hunch-'women)
Through the forest until
(realizing the little has
Escaped, they to park their
Steaming in a circular
Pseudo-wagon formation. . .

And a love-in!

the influence of a fantastic
Amount of trendy amusement
Aid, they to perform lewd
Acts, rip each off for small
possessions, and dance
With depraved abandon in the
Of a pile of transistor radios
one tuned to a different station).

The finally expire
exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has the proceedings
From a distance,
a sigh of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once
By a roar of laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

seems to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the
In he has hidden his car!

(good lord! was that!? )

Grecgery doesn't
He has concealed
the very mouth of
the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever laughs,
and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles
Is filled tons of dust,
Forming a of huge
clouds!

Who is making those new clouds?
Who is making those clouds days?
Ho is making new brown clouds?
Better ask a 'n see what he says!

stops at a gas station
And a mysterious phone

Is the old loft
With the paint off it
By the chinese
the dogs roll by?

Is this here keep
The now,
the rugs & the dust,
Where the books go to

How many yez
Say yez got a few,
Just sittin' there
With to do?

Well I just yez up
'cause I to see
A be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives

'the greatest livin
to mankind'
Is in possession of the
information
In question,
And, furthermore, this
be his,
If only greggery would a
'special group

(classes now forming),
And available at a
Low fee. . .
And now, he is,
greatest living philosto-
Pher to mankind',
Quentin denameland!
it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over
Is behaving,
is of affliction!
Now might be cause for alarm
a portion of you, as,
From a experience,
I tend to
eons are closing'!"

Make your checks to

-25.8-

robert denameland,
Greatest philostopher
to mankind'!

Who is those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these
Who is making those new clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, see
you pays!