Luyện nghe bài hát Telly

MR
Somewhere, on a show, I
That a picture a thousand words.
So, telly, if you bothered to a look,
Is the equivalent of, like . . . of books!

All I know, I from telly.
big beautiful box of facts.
If you a thing already,
Baby, you can switch the channel over like that!

joy and endless laughter.
Folks happily ever after.
All you need to make you
Is minutes plus advertisements.

Why we waste our energy
Turning the pages, one, two,
we can sit comfortably,
On our bumferlies,
Watching singing, and talking, and doing stuff?

All I know, I learnt telly.
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can from my big telly
Just what a clever I am!
it away, son.

*poor ukulele

You can't learn from a stupid book!

All I know, I from telly.
What to think and to buy.
I was smart already,
But now I'm really, smart, very very smart.

Endless content, channels,
Endless chat on panels.
All you need to fill muffin,
Without to really fink or nuffin.

Why would we our energy
Trying to out "uh"-lysses?
When we can sit happily on our bapperlies
Watching slightly famous talking to really famous people?

All I I learnt from telly.
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can tell from my big
Just what a clever I am.

Who the Dickens is Charles
Shelley, cor she sounds smelly!
Harry Potter, a rotter,
Austen, in the compostin'
James Joyce, sound noice,
Ian Mcewan, ah I like spewin'!
Shakespeare? Shwilliam Shmakespeare!
Moby Dick? Grandma

All together, now!
All I know, I learnt telly!
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can from my big telly
What a very clever I am.

you very much!