Luyện nghe bài hát Telly

MR
Somewhere, on a show, I
That a tells a thousand words.
So, telly, if you bothered to a look,
Is the equivalent of, . . . lots of books!

All I know, I from telly.
big beautiful box of facts.
If you a thing already,
Baby, you can switch the channel just like that!

Endless joy and laughter.
Folks living ever after.
All you need to make you
Is minutes plus advertisements.

Why we waste our energy
Turning the pages, one, two,
we can sit comfortably,
On our bumferlies,
Watching singing, and talking, and doing stuff?

All I know, I learnt telly.
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can tell from my big
Just a clever fella I am!
it away, son.

*poor playing*

You can't learn that a stupid book!

All I know, I from telly.
What to and what to buy.
I was pretty already,
But now I'm really, really smart, very smart.

Endless content, channels,
Endless chat on panels.
All you to fill your muffin,
Without having to really or nuffin.

Why we waste our energy
to work out "uh"-lysses?
When we can sit happily on our bapperlies
Watching slightly famous people talking to really people?

All I I learnt from telly.
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can tell my big telly
Just a clever fella I am.

Who the is Charles Dickens?
Shelley, cor she sounds smelly!
Harry Potter, a rotter,
Austen, in the compostin'
James Joyce, doesn't noice,
Ian Mcewan, ah I feel spewin'!
Shakespeare? Shwilliam Shmakespeare!
Moby Easy Grandma

All together, now!
All I know, I from telly!
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can from my big telly
What a very fellow I am.

you very much!