Luyện nghe bài hát Telly

MR
Somewhere, on a show, I
a picture tells a thousand words.
So, telly, if you bothered to a look,
Is the equivalent of, like . . . of books!

All I know, I learnt telly.
big beautiful box of facts.
If you know a already,
Baby, you can switch the over just like that!

joy and endless laughter.
Folks living happily after.
All you need to make you
Is twenty-three minutes advertisements.

Why we waste our energy
Turning the pages, one, two,
we can sit comfortably,
On our bumferlies,
Watching people singing, and talking, and stuff?

All I know, I from telly.
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can tell from my big
Just what a fella I am!
it away, son.

*poor playing*

You can't learn from a stupid book!

All I know, I from telly.
What to and what to buy.
I was pretty already,
But now I'm really, smart, very very smart.

content, endless channels,
Endless chat on panels.
All you need to your muffin,
Without having to really or nuffin.

Why we waste our energy
Trying to out "uh"-lysses?
When we can sit happily on our lovely
Watching slightly people talking to really famous people?

All I I learnt from telly.
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can tell my big telly
Just what a fella I am.

Who the Dickens is Dickens?
Mary Shelley, cor she smelly!
Harry Potter, a rotter,
Austen, in the compostin'
James Joyce, doesn't noice,
Ian Mcewan, ah I feel spewin'!
William Shwilliam Shmakespeare!
Moby Dick? Grandma

All together, now!
All I know, I from telly!
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can tell from my big
What a very fellow I am.

you very much!