Luyện nghe bài hát Telly

MR
Somewhere, on a show, I
That a picture tells a words.
So, telly, if you bothered to a look,
Is the equivalent of, . . . lots of books!

All I know, I learnt telly.
big beautiful box of facts.
If you a thing already,
Baby, you can switch the channel just like that!

joy and endless laughter.
Folks happily ever after.
All you need to make you
Is twenty-three plus advertisements.

Why would we waste our
the pages, one, two, three?
we can sit comfortably,
On our bumferlies,
Watching people singing, and talking, and stuff?

All I know, I from telly.
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can tell my big telly
Just a clever fella I am!
it away, son.

*poor playing*

You can't learn that from a book!

All I know, I learnt telly.
What to think and to buy.
I was pretty already,
But now I'm really, really smart, very smart.

Endless content, channels,
Endless on endless panels.
All you need to your muffin,
Without having to fink or nuffin.

Why we waste our energy
Trying to out "uh"-lysses?
we can sit happily on our lovely bapperlies
Watching famous people talking to really famous people?

All I know I learnt telly.
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can tell from my big
Just a clever fella I am.

Who the Dickens is Charles
Shelley, cor she sounds smelly!
Harry Potter, a rotter,
Jane Austen, in the
James Joyce, sound noice,
Ian Mcewan, ah I like spewin'!
William Shakespeare? Shmakespeare!
Dick? Easy Grandma

All together, now!
All I know, I from telly!
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can from my big telly
a very clever fellow I am.

Thank you much!