Luyện nghe bài hát Telly

MR
Somewhere, on a show, I
That a picture a thousand words.
So, telly, if you to take a look,
Is the equivalent of, . . . lots of books!

All I know, I from telly.
This big box of facts.
If you know a already,
Baby, you can the channel over just like that!

Endless joy and laughter.
Folks living ever after.
All you to make you wise
Is twenty-three plus advertisements.

Why would we our energy
Turning the pages, one, two,
we can sit comfortably,
On our bumferlies,
Watching people singing, and talking, and stuff?

All I know, I learnt telly.
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can from my big telly
Just what a clever I am!
it away, son.

*poor playing*

You can't learn that from a book!

All I know, I learnt telly.
What to think and to buy.
I was smart already,
But now I'm really, really smart, very smart.

Endless content, channels,
chat on endless panels.
All you need to your muffin,
Without having to fink or nuffin.

Why we waste our energy
Trying to out "uh"-lysses?
When we can sit happily on our bapperlies
Watching slightly famous people talking to really famous

All I know I from telly.
The the telly, the smarter the man.
You can from my big telly
Just what a fella I am.

Who the Dickens is Dickens?
Mary Shelley, cor she smelly!
Harry Potter, a rotter,
Jane Austen, in the
James Joyce, sound noice,
Ian Mcewan, ah I feel spewin'!
William Shwilliam Shmakespeare!
Dick? Easy Grandma

All together, now!
All I know, I learnt telly!
The bigger the telly, the the man.
You can from my big telly
What a very clever I am.

Thank you much!