Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
all your wishes
with my kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all your
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music industry dude: fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's a run for the border,
I've got a only tacos can stop.
I know what I'll order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Jennifer Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring into my life, Ben.
You almost make me all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large
Sexy automobile: *car stopping
Ben Affleck: I still for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer I love you, Ben!
comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those sure look good!
I'm Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)