Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What of song do you want?
Jennifer Something hot and spicy!
comes on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is
Different music man: it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to J-Lo.
changes]
Different All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger tacos can stop.
I know exactly I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music industry
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: spend the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring light my life, Ben.
You make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
automobile: *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Eric NO!!
Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
and Ben make out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Lopez: Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben But I love her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Jennifer I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those sure look good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You chulos even keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)