Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music man: What kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't just because I got a lot of money,
give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all your
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Let's spend the whole day together!
[romantic music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring light my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Ben Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large
Sexy automobile: stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so more going on...up here.
Jennifer Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer Lopez: I you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those sure look good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)