Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
comes on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just I got a lot of money,
give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music industry She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Lopez!
First guy: makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Baby, let's a run for the border,
I've got a hunger tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music industry
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's the whole day together!
[romantic comes on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
Sexy *car stopping noises*
Ben I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
*Jen and Ben make
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Jennifer Lopez: I you, Ben!
comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You can't even keep a beat!
I deserve than this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)