Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't just because I got a lot of money,
I'll you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
with my kisses.

taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her is Jennifer Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very if we signed this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Baby, let's a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in sexy automobile.
Ben Let's spend the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I I love you.
Jennifer Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: *car stopping
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Eric NO!!
Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
and Ben make out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, like tacos.
Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot,
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your
Those tacos look good!
I'm Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You chulos even keep a beat!
I deserve than this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)