Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What kind of song do you
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
comes on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. taco.
think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
all your wishes
with my kisses.

taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your automobile.
Ben Let's spend the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Lopez: Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your
Those tacos look good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I have your
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)