Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry What kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
comes on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
all your wishes
with my kisses.

taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's a run for the border,
I've got a hunger tacos can stop.
I know exactly I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music industry
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember what I to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in sexy automobile.
Ben Let's spend the whole day together!
[romantic music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to you something. I...I think I love you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I you?
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot,
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer I love you, Ben!
comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)