Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
all your wishes
with my kisses.

Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music industry
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your automobile.
Ben Affleck: spend the whole day together!
[romantic comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring into my life, Ben.
You almost make me all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
Sexy *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben make
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those tacos sure good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
the hell is wrong with you!?
You can't even keep a beat!
I better than this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)