Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just I got a lot of money,
give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
with my kisses.

taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
with my kisses! Taco taco.

Music industry She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

industry dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember what I want to
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the day together!
[romantic music on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to you something. I...I think I love you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut the large ass?
automobile: *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
and Ben make out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, leaving now!
Ben But I love her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You chulos even keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)