Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What kind of song do you
Jennifer Something hot and spicy!
comes on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't just because I got a lot of money,
I'll you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
with my kisses.

taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your
with my kisses! Taco taco.

Music industry She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, take it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you what I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the day together!
[romantic music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
and Ben make out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your
Those tacos sure good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You chulos can't keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)