Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all your
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is
Different music man: it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's it from the top.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only can stop.
I know what I'll order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music industry
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you what I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's the whole day together!
[romantic comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me all about...tacoos!
Ooh, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut the large ass?
automobile: *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more on...up here.
Jennifer Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Lopez: Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben But I love her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
the hell is wrong with you!?
You can't even keep a beat!
I better than this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)