Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: What kind of song do you
Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. taco.
think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
all your wishes
with my kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music industry She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know what I'll order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember what I to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring light my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I I love you.
Jennifer Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're now!
Ben But I love her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer Lopez: I you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)