Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music industry dude: fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Lopez!
First guy: makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody
Different All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's a run for the border,
I've got a only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: spend the whole day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in way.
You bring into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
Sexy automobile: *car stopping
Ben Affleck: I care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
*Jen and Ben make
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, like tacos.
Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot,
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben But I love her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, call you!
Jennifer I love you, Ben!
comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those tacos look good!
I'm Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I better than this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)