Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry What kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Jennifer Spicier.
[melody
Jennifer Spicier!
melody comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music industry dude: fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, take off my top.
Do you remember what I to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: spend the whole day together!
[romantic comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I love you, Ben, you make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the ass?
Sexy *car stopping noises*
Ben I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Jennifer Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I you?
Eric NO!!
Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot,
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, leaving now!
Ben But I love her!
Jennifer Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, call you!
Jennifer Lopez: I you, Ben!
[music on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those tacos sure good!
I'm just from the hood!
Ooh, can I have tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is with you!?
You chulos even keep a beat!
I better than this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)