Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music man: What kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Lopez: Spicier!
[spicy comes on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. Burrito burrito. taco.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

industry dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and forget the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the day together!
[romantic comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So in every way.
You bring light my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much going on...up here.
Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I you?
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, call you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your
tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I deserve than this!
I am Hlopez!
my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you bitch!!
(music man whimpers)