Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music industry man: kind of song do you want?
Jennifer Lopez: hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Lopez: Spicier.
[melody
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy melody on]

Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you kisses, honey.
Fulfill all wishes
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
all your wishes
with my kisses! Taco taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's it from the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

[Music dude]
Gentlemen, we ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's hand)]
I need to a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the day together!
music comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in way.
You bring light my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy give me more.
(camera in background)
I you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: stopping noises*
Ben I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Jennifer Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
*Jen and Ben out*
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Mmm, just like tacos.
Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
out continues*
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll you!
Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have tacos?
Those sure look good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You chulos even keep a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)