Luyện nghe bài hát Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)

Music man: What kind of song do you want?
Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
[melody on]
Jennifer Spicier.
changes]
Jennifer Spicier!
[spicy melody on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. taco.
Don't think because I got a lot of money,
I'll you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your
my taco-flavored kisses.

Taco taco. burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! taco.

Music dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her is Jennifer Lopez!
guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Jennifer (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to J-Lo.
[melody
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it the top.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Baby, make a run for the border,
got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have a hit.

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll off my top.
Do you remember I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a pop.

Yea-ah, and don't the hot sauce, chulo.

Sexy automobile: *car noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's the whole day together!
[romantic comes on]

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in way.
You light into my life, Ben.
You almost me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy me more.
(camera in background)
I you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

Sexy automobile: *car driving
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben But what?
Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?
Sexy automobile: stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much going on...up here.
Jennifer Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss
Eric NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, God it!
*Jen and Ben make
Eric Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just tacos.
Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Mm, yeah.
*making out
Ben Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises
Jennifer Yes...
Ben Oh, God, Jenny!
Jennifer Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I her!
Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, call you!
Jennifer I love you, Ben!
[music on]

[Jennifer (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I your tacos?
Those tacos sure good!
I'm just Jenny the hood!
Ooh, can I have your
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong you!?
You chulos can't even a beat!
I deserve better this!
I am Hlopez!
Where's my
Not Evian, you stupid bitch!!
(music man whimpers)