Luyện nghe bài hát Taboo

We agonise over every single that we put into our songs!
And, of course, there are many subjects that never dream of touching in songs, such as...
...
facial hair...

Smegma!

... Ipswich...

... or how
a vegetarian to a barbecue?

TITANIC! on the QE2!

Meeting Andrew and asking "What do you do?"

It's
taboo
taboo!

When you're kissing, it's having bad
With your granny, talking death
If an actor, quoting Mac...
taboo, it's taboo, it's taboo.

Taboo is doing things that are sadly
Like saying Mohammed was partial to
Asking Justin Bieber for a lift in his
Going to the and leaving a floater!

Telling Mick Ken he's a wonderful job
Posting a letter in Cherie gob
Bruce Forsythe to bloody well quit
Or asking Rolf to babysit!

So is it wise to go out in a crop top if you've got babies?
I'd to say no - it's not nice for us!
And is it wrong to make love to a sheep when you're not wellies?
I'd to say yes!

Oh, but

They run away!

Picking your nose at an
Keeping your open when you chew
Hogging the loo there's a queue
It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo!

Doing a bunk on wedding day

Sleeping your brother when his wife's away

Admitting to the you're a lousy lay

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Taboo is when you break rules
Like having a pee in a pool
Telling Harry Styles his is skanky
Eating the bogies from a hanky!

Getting one when your knickers aren't clean
Rogering yourself an aubergine
Informing your hostess her a disgrace
By out the gristle in her husband's face!

So should you ask the Dalai Lama if he misses
I to say no!
He comes Tibet!

And should you use sphincter to whistle the death march from Saul
I'd like to say yes, it's jolly good fun!

Discussing the details of diarrhoea,
Giving your friend gonorrhoea,
Sticking tongue in the vicar's ear
It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Telling Madonna she's

Sniffing Johnson's bicycle seat

Asking Oscar Pistorius "Do you your feet?"

It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo.

So if you ask me if taboo is convention
I to say yes, I have to say yes
And if you ask me if...

we'd've included all the other that we read about, 'cos we did an awful lot of research for writing this song - we read Freud and Kant and Young, and there were lots and lots of other taboos we wanted...

... to
I to say no!

and Liza]
Oh why,

Because taboo! Whoo!