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We agonise over single word that we put into our songs!
And, of course, there are many subjects that we'd dream of touching in songs, such as...
...
facial hair...

Smegma!

... Ipswich...

... or how
Inviting a vegetarian to a

TITANIC! on the QE2!

Meeting Prince and asking "What do you do?"

It's
taboo
taboo!

When you're kissing, it's bad breath
With your granny, talking death
If you're an actor, Mac...
It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo.

Taboo is doing that are sadly mistaken
Like saying Mohammed was partial to
Justin Bieber for a lift in his motor
Going to the and leaving a floater!

Telling Mick Ken he's done a job
a letter in Cherie Blair's gob
Telling Bruce Forsythe to bloody quit
Or asking Rolf to babysit!

So is it wise to go out in a crop top if you've got several
I'd to say no - it's not nice for us!
And is it wrong to make to a sheep when you're not wearing wellies?
I'd to say yes!

Oh, but

They run away!

Picking your at an interview
Keeping your mouth when you chew
Hogging the loo when a queue
It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Doing a on your wedding day

Sleeping with your brother when his away

Admitting to the you're a lousy lay

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

is when you break society's rules
Like a pee in a swimming pool
Telling Styles his hair is skanky
Eating the from a stranger's hanky!

Getting one over your knickers aren't clean
Rogering with an aubergine
your hostess her dinner's a disgrace
By spitting out the gristle in her face!

So you ask the Dalai Lama if he misses Nepal?
I to say no!
He from Tibet!

And should you use your sphincter to the death march from Saul
I'd like to say yes, 'cos jolly good fun!

Discussing the of your diarrhoea,
your best friend gonorrhoea,
Sticking your in the vicar's ear
It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Telling Madonna she's

Sniffing Boris Johnson's seat

Asking Oscar "Do you miss your feet?"

It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo.

So if you ask me if taboo is convention
I have to say yes, I to say yes
And if you ask me if...

we'd've included all the other taboos we read about, 'cos we did an awful lot of research for writing this song - we read Freud and Kant and Young, and there were lots and lots of other taboos we wanted...

... to
I to say no!

[Adèle and
Oh why,

Because taboo! Whoo!