Luyện nghe bài hát Taboo

We agonise over every single word that we put our songs!
And, of course, there are many subjects that we'd never dream of touching in songs, as...
...
unwanted hair...

Smegma!

... Ipswich...

... or how
Inviting a to a barbecue?

TITANIC! on the QE2!

Meeting Andrew and asking "What do you do?"

It's
taboo
taboo!

When kissing, it's having bad breath
your granny, talking 'bout death
If an actor, quoting Mac...
taboo, it's taboo, it's taboo.

Taboo is doing things that are sadly
Like saying Mohammed was to bacon
Asking Justin Bieber for a in his motor
to the ladies and leaving a floater!

Telling Mick Ken he's done a job
a letter in Cherie Blair's gob
Telling Bruce Forsythe to bloody quit
Or asking Rolf to babysit!

So is it wise to go out in a top if you've got several babies?
I'd to say no - it's not nice for us!
And is it wrong to make love to a sheep when not wearing wellies?
I'd to say yes!

Oh, but

They run away!

Picking nose at an interview
Keeping your open when you chew
Hogging the loo there's a queue
It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo!

Doing a bunk on wedding day

Sleeping with brother when his wife's away

Admitting to the world you're a lay

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Taboo is you break society's rules
having a pee in a swimming pool
Telling Harry his hair is skanky
Eating the bogies a stranger's hanky!

Getting one over your knickers aren't clean
Rogering with an aubergine
Informing your hostess her dinner's a
By out the gristle in her husband's face!

So should you ask the Lama if he misses Nepal?
I to say no!
He from Tibet!

And should you use your sphincter to whistle the march from Saul
I'd like to say yes, 'cos jolly good fun!

Discussing the of your diarrhoea,
Giving your best gonorrhoea,
Sticking your tongue in the ear
taboo, it's taboo, it's taboo!

Telling Madonna she's

Sniffing Boris Johnson's seat

Asking Oscar Pistorius "Do you miss feet?"

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo.

So if you ask me if taboo is convention
I have to say yes, I to say yes
And if you ask me if...

we'd've included all the other taboos that we read about, 'cos we did an awful lot of research for writing this - we read Freud and Kant and Young, and there were lots and lots of other taboos we wanted...

... to
I to say no!

and Liza]
Oh why,

Because taboo! Whoo!