Luyện nghe bài hát Taboo

We agonise every single word that we put into our songs!
And, of course, there are many subjects that never dream of touching in songs, such as...
...
unwanted hair...

Smegma!

... Ipswich...

... or how
Inviting a to a barbecue?

TITANIC! on the QE2!

Meeting Prince Andrew and "What do you do?"

It's
It's
taboo!

When you're kissing, it's bad breath
With your granny, 'bout death
If an actor, quoting Mac...
It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo.

Taboo is doing things that are mistaken
Like saying was partial to bacon
Asking Justin for a lift in his motor
to the ladies and leaving a floater!

Telling Mick Ken done a wonderful job
Posting a in Cherie Blair's gob
Telling Bruce Forsythe to bloody well
Or Rolf Harris to babysit!

So is it wise to go out in a crop top if you've got babies?
I'd have to say no - not nice for us!
And is it wrong to make love to a sheep when not wearing wellies?
I'd to say yes!

Oh, but

They run away!

Picking nose at an interview
Keeping mouth open when you chew
Hogging the loo when a queue
It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo!

Doing a bunk on wedding day

Sleeping with your brother when his wife's

Admitting to the world a lousy lay

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo!

Taboo is when you break rules
having a pee in a swimming pool
Telling Styles his hair is skanky
Eating the bogies a stranger's hanky!

Getting one over when your aren't clean
Rogering with an aubergine
Informing your her dinner's a disgrace
By spitting out the gristle in her face!

So should you ask the Dalai Lama if he misses
I to say no!
He from Tibet!

And should you use your sphincter to whistle the march from Saul
I'd like to say yes, it's jolly good fun!

Discussing the of your diarrhoea,
Giving best friend gonorrhoea,
Sticking your in the vicar's ear
It's taboo, taboo, it's taboo!

Telling she's obsolete

Sniffing Boris Johnson's bicycle

Asking Pistorius "Do you miss your feet?"

It's taboo, it's taboo, taboo.

So if you ask me if is crazy convention
I to say yes, I have to say yes
And if you ask me if...

we'd've included all the other taboos that we read about, 'cos we did an awful lot of research for writing this song - we read Freud and Kant and Young, and there were lots and lots of other we wanted...

... to
I to say no!

and Liza]
Oh why,

Because taboo! Whoo!