Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight
I the scarey wind
I seen some ugly
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the of Chrissy
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a pointed
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some flesh
Stuck underneath his
You know it to me
Like it was t**ty
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N started his fang
So I shot him with my
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I mean you seen some of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, that's magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?