Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't
'Cause the sky's too
I the scarey wind
I seen ugly trees
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I even the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had some flesh
underneath his claws
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started cleanin' his
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, you like to come up here and hold
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?