Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen ugly trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I even the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I figured I
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
Stuck underneath his
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N cleanin' his fang
So I him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
WELL DON'T PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You can't me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you seen some of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know what I
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! Give me to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?