Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too
I heard the wind
I seen some trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the
Was actin' weird up
And So I I might
drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
Stuck his claws
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him with my
BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just will you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal me..."

"That's very, very
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I know if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
when the devil, he farted
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?