Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
was no moon in sight
You know the ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too
I heard the scarey
I seen some trees
There was a werewolf
the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'N this up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was weird up here
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some human
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
that you to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
and beer
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I know if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's when the devil, he
and she went over the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?