Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You know the stars shinin'
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen some ugly
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was weird up here
And So I I might
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I like so
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a pointed
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You know it to me
Like it was t**ty
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my
Said: BANG BANG

Then the just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up and hold
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back