Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no moon in
You know the stars ain't
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen ugly trees
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty by the name of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I I might
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him with my
BANG BANG BANG

Then the just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up and hold
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
when the devil, he farted
and she went right the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back