Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen some ugly
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I even the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I I might
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' a pointed tail
'N a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
underneath his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N cleanin' his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
WELL THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
and beer
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! Give me to think...
I mean on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back