Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight
I heard the wind
I seen some trees
There was a honkin'
the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a girly by the name of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I noticed the crickets
Was weird up here
And So I figured I
Just drink a little
I said, *"Gimme that what yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I like so
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had human flesh
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N cleanin' his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you me
for
t**ties and I suppose you noticed this little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
THAT'S
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she went over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back