Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
was no moon in sight
You know the ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too
I the scarey wind
I seen some trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I even the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'N a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had some human
underneath his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N cleanin' his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you me
for
t**ties and beer? I you noticed this little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
TIME

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
and beer
you know what I
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause magic ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's the devil, he farted
and she right over the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?