Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no moon in
You know the stars shinin'
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I some ugly trees
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no
Got a big-t**ty girly by the of Chrissy
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I even the crickets
Was weird up here
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a pointed
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him with my
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?