Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
was no moon in sight
You the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen ugly trees
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no
Got a girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I even the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'N a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had human flesh
Stuck underneath his
You it looked to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up and hold
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! Give me to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
when the devil, he farted
and she went over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?