Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no in sight
You know the ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too
I heard the wind
I seen ugly trees
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I I might
drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a pointed
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some human
Stuck underneath his
You know it to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N cleanin' his fang
So I him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know what I
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's the devil, he farted
and she went over the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?