Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no in sight
You know the stars ain't
'Cause the too tight
I the scarey wind
I seen some trees
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the
Was actin' up here
And So I I might
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a pointed
'N a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some human
Stuck underneath his
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him with my
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
TIME

*"Man, You can't me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
that you to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up and hold
my pickle to this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back