Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no in sight
You the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen some trees
There was a werewolf
the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the
Was actin' weird up
And So I I might
drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
Stuck underneath his
You know it to me
Like it was t**ty
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started cleanin' his
So I him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed this
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
TIME

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know what I
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's when the devil, he
and she right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?