Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen ugly trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no
Got a girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I even the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just drink a little
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
underneath his claws
You it looked to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N started his fang
So I him with my shooter
BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up and hold
my pickle to this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's the devil, he farted
and she went over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?