Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no in sight
You know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen ugly trees
There was a werewolf
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I even the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had some human
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? what will you give me
for
t**ties and I suppose you noticed this little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I A BEER, 'N IT'S T**TY-
TIME

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! Give me to think...
I mean hold on a boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
when the devil, he farted
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?