Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no moon in
You know the stars shinin'
the sky's too tight
I heard the wind
I some ugly trees
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I I might
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I like so
'n my beer!"*
Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had human flesh
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you Just what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
TIME

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal me..."

"That's very, true
I'm interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
and beer
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't it! Give me time to think...
I mean on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all around the

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
when the devil, he farted
and she went right the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?