Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight
I heard the wind
I seen ugly trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty by the name of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery,

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' weird up
And So I I might
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some flesh
underneath his claws
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N cleanin' his fang
So I shot him my shooter
Said: BANG BANG

Then the sucker laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I MY BEER
SO YOU BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? what will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N T**TY-
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen of the souls I had...
Why there was Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
and beer
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause magic ink!"

And then the let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all around the

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?