Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen some ugly
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I I might
drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a pointed
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I sweared I it was
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You it looked to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he got out his floss
'N started his fang
So I him with my shooter
BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you this little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her
flop-floppin'...all the world

She "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's the devil, he farted
and she right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?