Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest
There was no moon in
You know the stars shinin'
'Cause the sky's too
I the scarey wind
I seen ugly trees
There was a honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty girly by the name of
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the
Was weird up here
And So I figured I
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's t**ties that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' a pointed tail
'N like a reek
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some human
Stuck his claws
You know it to me
Like it was skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started cleanin' his
So I shot him with my
Said: BANG BANG

the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what you give me
for
and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you that bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S A DEAL IF YOU THINK
TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm only in two things, and that's
t**ties and
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
t**ties and
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I know if you're the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
when the devil, he farted
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back