"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got crack pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is you seek Black Knight slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop a bawla Your girl starts walkin' the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's Through she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the oriental Little Mary is RAW She says "I wanna make girlfriend look good" Start buying all your Louie in the And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is But you're drunk and you got paid So you the gear, little Mary says "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack about Louie
Victim two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat the diamonds thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that jack But she bought it, cost about hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's to take it back But the meet don't play that Cause when a customer tries to Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's ready to But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster smooth at a swap meet much gear for the feet When we Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother bought the and kept steppin' Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up the bootleg music? Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped snakes Grabbed the tapes and the and break The whole swap meet went I'm more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm outta brothers like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet That's right, em homeys Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie