"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe here baby."
Wooah, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl starts towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she Her name is Pong and she's got it going on Swap weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make girlfriend look good" Start all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is But you're drunk and you got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You know jack about this Louie
Victim two, a rich young couple from Bellvue to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Mary Pong you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby girls Louie fadin' Now she's to take it back But the meet don't play that when a customer tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' ready to bust But at the meet you don't pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' dolla's Swap Louie, we all got gold Meet Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the When we spot Mary Pong with a face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the music? Mary is about to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the tapes and the and break The whole swap meet crazy I'm sockin' more fools Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just Like that, I'm there Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack about Louie