"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Louis never made a sweatsuit But swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip phantom top on seven six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back to creep, she's deep Through she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make girlfriend look good" Start buying all Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you know brown is played But you're and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie
Victim number two, a young couple from Bellvue to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap meet that ain't But she bought it, about three hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby Louie started fadin' Now she's tryin' to it back But the swap don't play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She about to get bum rushed She's strapped an' ready to bust But at the swap meet you pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
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Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap much gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a blank Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong starts lookin' for a I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg Mary is about to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and creeped like snakes Grabbed the and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk that, I'm outta there Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' swap Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You know jack about this Louie