"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary and she's got it going on meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Little Mary is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You know jack about this Louie
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue Welcome to the meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want Louie Vee hat with the Shes thinkin' she got deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Mary Pong said the one But when the Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby Louie started fadin' Now she's tryin' to take it But the swap meet don't that when a customer tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's ready to But at the meet you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' dolla's Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, rich clout Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped at a swap meet Buyin' much for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother bought the and kept steppin' Mary starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it up with the bootleg music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and creeped like snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole meet went crazy I'm more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake in the trunk Hit the gas and the just sunk that, I'm outta there Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap Louie for cash
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack this Louie