"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack right here baby."
Wooah, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the Louis Vee is what you seek Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's cazelley's she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap thongs Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your Louie in the And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got So you bought the gear, Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet you need? Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You don't know jack about Louie
Victim number two, a young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want Vee hat with the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap meet that ain't But she it, cost about three hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie fadin' Now tryin' to take it back But the swap meet don't play Cause when a customer tries to Mary pulls a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed She's an' she's ready to bust But at the meet you don't pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' dolla's Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet
Me an' Attitude stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and steppin' Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg Mary is about to get jacked She had a stack of big racks Me and Attitude creeped snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and The whole meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm there Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap meet for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't jack about this Louie