"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up Who you think you are? M.C. You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the boots So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep cazelley's she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your girlfriend good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about Louie
Victim number two, a rich couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Vee gear on The couple got and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that jack But she bought it, about three hun Mary Pong you're the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's to take it back But the swap don't play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out Louie by the batch
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Louie, we all got gold Swap Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped at a swap meet Buyin' gear for the feet When we spot Pong with a blank face bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it up with the bootleg music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the and the Louie and break The whole swap went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm there Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap Louie for cash
Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about Louie