"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, buttless Rip top on your seven six Cutlass In the Louis Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she Her name is Mary and she's got it going on Swap weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather with the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you know brown is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little says "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right here Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't jack about this Louie
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that jack But she it, cost about three hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she started Baby girls Louie fadin' Now she's tryin' to it back But the meet don't play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the swap meet you pay tax They're movin' out Louie by the batch
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a meet Buyin' much for the feet When we spot Mary Pong a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother bought the tape and kept Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up the bootleg music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude like snakes Grabbed the and the Louie and break The whole swap went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm there Swift brothers like to roll in So we jet, to the fast Slingin' meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie