"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the Louis Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a Your girl starts towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the starts to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it on meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the oriental Little Mary is RAW She says "I make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know Louie is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about this
number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the meet that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary Pong said the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now tryin' to take it back But the swap don't play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the meet you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake by the batch
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Louie, rich flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie
Me an' Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a blank Sellin' bootleg tapes The bought the tape and kept steppin' Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up with the music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude creeped snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm outta Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap meet Louie for
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie here baby Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie