"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton made a sweatsuit But swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you Black Knight slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back to creep, she's deep Through she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your look good" Start buying all Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you know Louie is played But you're drunk and you got paid So you bought the gear, Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You don't know jack about Louie
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Vee hat with the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the meet that ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby girls started fadin' Now she's to take it back But the swap meet don't play when a customer tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Swap Louie, we all got gold Meet Louie, black silk jackets Swap Louie, rich flaunt clout Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap Buyin' much gear for the When we spot Mary Pong with a face bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and steppin' Mary Pong starts for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up the bootleg music? Mary is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and creeped like snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went I'm sockin' more than Patrick Swayze Toss a of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm outta brothers like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack this Louie