"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you M.C. Hammer? You can't this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on seven six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you Black Knight Cortez slippin' on feet saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, deep Through cazelley's she Her name is Mary and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the meet thongs Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Little Mary is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is But you're and you just got paid So you bought the gear, Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie That's right, em homeys Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You don't know about this Louie
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the meet that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary Pong said the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie fadin' Now she's tryin' to take it But the swap don't play that Cause when a customer to intimidate Mary Pong a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the swap meet you pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black silk Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap Buyin' much gear for the we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and steppin' Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the tapes and the and break The swap meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of fake in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk that, I'm outta there Swift brothers like to in pairs So we jet, to the fast swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You know jack about this Louie