"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your seven six In the Louis Vee is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl starts towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, deep cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap meet Leather with the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you know brown is played But you're and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
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Victim two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife some Louie Vee hat the diamonds thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that jack But she bought it, cost three hun Mary Pong said the one But when the Louie got wet she started complainin' girls Louie started fadin' Now she's to take it back But the swap meet don't that Cause when a customer to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed She's strapped an' ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
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Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the When we Mary Pong with a blank face bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up the bootleg music? Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went I'm more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm there Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know about this Louie