"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you M.C. You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, you got the Louie boots So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your You're saggin', droop like a girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back to creep, she's deep Through she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap thongs Leather miniskirt with the draw Little Mary is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you know brown is played But you're and you just got paid So you the gear, little Mary says "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet What you Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't jack about this Louie
Victim number two, a young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife some Vee hat with the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap meet ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Pong said you're the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' Baby Louie started fadin' Now she's tryin' to it back But the swap meet play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She about to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out Louie by the batch
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude stepped smooth at a swap meet much gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a blank Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The bought the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong starts for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and creeped like snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and The whole swap meet went I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of fake in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just Like that, I'm there Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' swap meet Louie for
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet That's right, tell em Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about Louie