"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the swap meet, buttless Rip phantom top on seven six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old in the back starts to creep, she's deep cazelley's she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you know brown is played But you're drunk and you just got So you bought the gear, Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about Louie
Victim two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb 'bout to get beat Out came little Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the want some Louie Vee hat the diamonds Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary Pong said the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie fadin' Now she's to take it back But the meet don't play that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's ready to But at the swap you don't pay tax They're out fake Louie by the batch
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got Meet Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped at a swap meet much gear for the feet When we spot Pong with a blank face Sellin' bootleg tapes The brother bought the and kept steppin' Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up the bootleg music? Mary is about to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the tapes and the and break The swap meet went crazy I'm sockin' fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm outta Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' swap meet for cash
Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie