"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop a bawla girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the starts to creep, she's deep cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary and she's got it going on Swap weave, with the swap meet thongs miniskirt with the oriental draw Little Pong is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know Louie is played But you're and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You know jack about this Louie
Victim number two, a rich couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out came Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want Louie Vee hat with the thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that jack But she bought it, about three hun Mary Pong said the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's tryin' to take it But the swap meet don't play Cause when a customer to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the swap meet you pay tax movin' out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap Buyin' much gear for the we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' Mixalot tapes The bought the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong starts for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up with the bootleg Mary Pong is about to get She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm outta Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' swap Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie