"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got crack pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the boots So you roll to the swap meet, buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old in the back starts to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she Her name is Mary Pong and got it going on Swap meet weave, with the meet thongs miniskirt with the oriental draw Little Mary is RAW She "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got So you bought the gear, little says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about this
Victim number two, a rich couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee on The couple got sprung and the wife want Louie Vee hat with the thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary said you're the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's tryin' to it back But the swap meet don't play Cause when a tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She about to get bum rushed strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the
Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Meet Louie, rich clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap Buyin' much gear for the When we spot Mary Pong with a blank bootleg Mixalot tapes The bought the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude like snakes Grabbed the tapes and the and break The whole swap meet went I'm more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the tach sunk that, I'm outta there Swift brothers to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie here baby Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack this Louie