"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you Black Knight slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and got it going on meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather with the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you brown Louie is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little says "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know about this Louie
Victim number two, a young couple from Bellvue to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want Vee hat with the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap meet that ain't But she it, cost about three hun Mary Pong said the one But when the Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby Louie started fadin' Now she's to take it back But the swap meet play that Cause when a customer tries to Mary Pong a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's an' she's ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake by the batch
Swap Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got Meet Louie, black silk jackets Swap Louie, rich flaunt clout Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a face Sellin' Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up with the music? Mary is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and The whole swap went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just Like that, I'm there Swift brothers like to in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right baby Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack this Louie