"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford Louis Vuitton!" "What you I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got crack pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, you got the Louie boots So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your seven six In the Louis Vee is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your You're saggin', droop a bawla Your girl starts towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, deep Through cazelley's she Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the draw Little Mary is RAW She says "I make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is But you're and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about this
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap meet ain't jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's tryin' to it back But the swap meet don't that Cause when a customer to intimidate Mary Pong a .38 She about to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's ready to But at the swap meet you pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the
Swap Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, rich clout Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster smooth at a swap meet much gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother the tape and kept steppin' Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up the bootleg music? Mary Pong is about to get She had a of big bootleg racks Me and creeped like snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap meet crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Toss a mess of fake in the trunk Hit the gas and the just sunk that, I'm outta there Swift brothers like to roll in So we jet, to the fast Slingin' swap meet for cash
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about this