"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Cortez slippin' on your feet saggin', droop like a bawla Your starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's Through she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap meet miniskirt with the oriental draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make girlfriend look good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown is played But drunk and you just got paid So you the gear, little Mary says "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You don't know jack about this
Victim number two, a rich young couple Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee on The couple got sprung and the want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the meet that ain't jack But she it, cost about three hun Mary said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's tryin' to it back But the swap meet don't that Cause a customer tries to intimidate Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the meet you don't pay tax They're out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, lotsa dolla's Swap Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black silk Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet
Me an' Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet much gear for the feet When we spot Mary with a blank face bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and steppin' Mary Pong starts lookin' for a I got a 'n' I'm about to use it up with the bootleg music? Mary is about to get jacked She had a stack of big racks Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went I'm sockin' more fools than Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm outta brothers like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' meet Louie for cash
Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Right here Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie You know jack about this Louie