"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Vuitton!" "What you mean I afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got crack pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop Vee is what you seek Black Knight slippin' on your feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's Through cazelley's she Her name is Mary and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap meet Leather with the oriental draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I wanna your girlfriend look good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake at the swap meet, son Now you know Louie is played But you're drunk and you got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" Little did you it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie here baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie you need? Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about Louie
Victim number two, a rich young couple Bellvue Welcome to the meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife some Louie Vee hat with the Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Pong said you're the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's tryin' to take it But the meet don't play that Cause when a tries to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's an' she's ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Swap Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped at a swap meet Buyin' much for the feet When we spot Mary with a blank face bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept Mary Pong starts for a weapon I got a 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg Me and Attitude creeped snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and The whole swap meet crazy I'm sockin' fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm there Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right baby Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You know jack about this Louie