Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw trying to lie
Hurting other people and them cry
I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I be Awesome Man.

(Now some want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so
With their needles and bongs and made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal joy.
I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our
I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood
I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with doctor named Bob
You could skin and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as they for their terrible lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.