If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly the world fighting crime According to my Plan. And if I saw trying to lie Hurting other people and them cry I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van. Because I be Awesome Man.
(Now some want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. Telling the of the evils of drugs, and the lives they destroy. well I'd take all the junkies getting so With their needles and bongs and made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal joy. I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our And taking our and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood I would be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)
If you be a Superhero, you be Justice Guy? Making sure people get what deserve, women who lie Like if a wife left her husband three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with doctor named Bob You could skin and drain them of blood till they die Bob Then you be Justice Guy
Oh, I mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as they for their terrible lie Bob Then you would be Guy. Then you be a Superhero, like me.