Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly around the fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
other people and making them cry
I'd them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
I would be Awesome Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the world of the of drugs,
and the that they destroy.
well I'd take all the getting so high
With their needles and and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their
For up all of our food
And taking our and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our
I'd lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making people get what they deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor Bob
You could skin and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as they suffer for their lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.