Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw trying to lie
Hurting other people and them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Van.
Because I be Awesome Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration
I'd all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of brood
Because I be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making sure get what they deserve,
Especially who lie
if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some named Bob
You could them and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, me.