Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting people and making them cry
I'd them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Man.

(Now some want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks of thai
as I'd burn alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration
I'd send all the back to their homes
For up all of our food
And our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit
I'd pass lots of to get rid of their brood
I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Guy?
Making sure get what they deserve,
women who lie
Like if a left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii some doctor named Bob
You could them and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as they suffer for their lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.