If I be a Superhero, I would be Man. I'd fly around the world fighting to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals to lie Hurting people and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Man.
(Now some criminals you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives they destroy. well I'd take all the getting so high With their and bongs and sticks made of thai as I'd burn alive and I would squeal with joy. I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Immigration I'd send all the back to their homes For eating up all of our And taking our welfare and best to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood Because I would be Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Making sure people get what deserve, women who lie Like if a wife her husband with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii some doctor named Bob You could skin them and them of blood till they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as they for their terrible lie Bob Then you be Justice Guy. Then you would be a Superhero, me.