Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the fighting crime
to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting people and making them cry
I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I be Awesome Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I be Drug-Free Boy.
the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that destroy.
I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their
For eating up all of our
And taking our welfare and jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our
I'd lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Dude.

(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making sure get what they deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor Bob
You could skin them and drain them of till they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.