Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting
to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Man.

(Now some criminals you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd take all the getting so high
With their and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn alive and I would squeal with joy.
I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration
I'd send all the back to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our welfare and best to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit
I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice
Making sure people get what deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as they for their terrible lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, me.