If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world crime According to my Plan. And if I saw trying to lie Hurting other and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. Because I be Awesome Man.
(Now some criminals you to be a criminal, and they you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the of drugs, and the that they destroy. well I'd take all the getting so high With their and bongs and sticks made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal joy. 'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd send all the foreigners to their homes For up all of our food And our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our I'd lots of laws to get rid of their brood I would be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, Would you be Guy? Making people get what they deserve, Especially who lie Like if a wife left her with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii some doctor named Bob You could skin them and drain them of blood they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as they for their terrible lie Bob Then you be Justice Guy. you would be a Superhero, like me.