Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly around the world crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van.
I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals you to be a criminal,
and offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd take all the getting so high
With their and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their
Because I would be Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice
Making sure get what they deserve,
Especially who lie
Like if a left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
you would be a Superhero, like me.