Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting other and making them cry
I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I be Awesome Man.

(Now some want you to be a criminal,
and they you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the of drugs,
and the that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so
With their needles and and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would with joy.
'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration
I'd send all the foreigners back to homes
For up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our
I'd pass lots of to get rid of their brood
Because I be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice
Making sure people get what deserve,
Especially who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor Bob
You skin them and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for terrible lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.