Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting other and making them cry
I'd them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Man.

(Now some want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the world of the of drugs,
and the that they destroy.
I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their
I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as suffer for their terrible lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.