If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world crime According to my Plan. And if I saw criminals to lie Hurting other and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. I would be Awesome Man.
(Now some want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives they destroy. well I'd take all the getting so high With their needles and and sticks made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I squeal with joy. 'Cause I would be Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd all the foreigners back to their homes For up all of our food And taking our welfare and best to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their Because I would be Dude.
(Kids, you can make up very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, Would you be Guy? Making sure get what they deserve, Especially who lie if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor Bob You could skin them and drain of blood till they die Bob Then you be Justice Guy
Oh, I didn't to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague As long as they for their terrible lie Bob Then you be Justice Guy. you would be a Superhero, like me.