If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world crime to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals to lie other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. I would be Awesome Man.
(Now criminals want you to be a criminal, and they you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that destroy. well I'd take all the getting so high With their needles and bongs and made of thai as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy. 'Cause I would be Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd send all the foreigners back to homes For eating up all of our And taking our welfare and best to boot landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood Because I be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Making people get what they deserve, women who lie Like if a wife left her husband with kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with doctor named Bob You could skin them and them of blood till they die Bob Then you be Justice Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague As as they suffer for their terrible lie Bob Then you be Justice Guy. you would be a Superhero, like me.