Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world crime
to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van.
I would be Awesome Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that destroy.
well I'd take all the getting so high
With their needles and bongs and made of thai
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our welfare and best to boot
landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice
Making people get what they deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with doctor named Bob
You could skin them and them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As as they suffer for their terrible lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
you would be a Superhero, like me.