If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting According to my Plan. And if I saw trying to lie Hurting people and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. I would be Awesome Man.
(Now some criminals you to be a criminal, and they offer you like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I be Drug-Free Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the that they destroy. well I'd all the junkies getting so high With needles and bongs and sticks made of thai as I'd them alive and I would squeal with joy. I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Immigration I'd send all the back to their homes For up all of our food And taking our welfare and best jobs to Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of brood Because I would be Dude.
(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, you be Justice Guy? Making sure get what they deserve, women who lie Like if a wife left her with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with doctor named Bob You could skin them and them of blood till they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as they suffer for terrible lie Bob Then you would be Guy. Then you be a Superhero, like me.