Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting other people and them cry
I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van.
Because I be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so
With their needles and bongs and sticks of thai
as I'd burn them and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice
Making sure get what they deserve,
Especially who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three and no job
To run off to f...ing with some doctor named Bob
You could skin and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As long as they suffer for terrible lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, me.