If I be a Superhero, I would be Man. I'd fly around the fighting crime According to my Plan. And if I saw trying to lie other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Man.
(Now criminals want you to be a criminal, and offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the of drugs, and the that they destroy. well I'd all the junkies getting so high With their and bongs and sticks made of thai as I'd burn alive and I would squeal with joy. 'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd send all the foreigners to their homes For eating up all of our And taking our welfare and best to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit I'd pass of laws to get rid of their brood Because I would be Dude.
(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, Would you be Guy? Making sure people get they deserve, women who lie Like if a left her husband with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing with some doctor named Bob You skin them and drain them of blood till they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as suffer for their terrible lie Bob Then you would be Guy. you would be a Superhero, like me.