Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I be Awesome Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw trying to lie
Hurting other people and making cry
I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd all the junkies getting so high
their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I squeal with joy.
'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration
I'd send all the foreigners to their homes
For eating up all of our
And taking our and best jobs to boot
landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
Would you be Guy?
Making sure get what they deserve,
women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some named Bob
You could skin them and them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the
As as they suffer for their terrible lie
Bob
Then you be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, me.