If I be a Superhero, I be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the fighting crime According to my Plan. And if I saw criminals to lie Hurting people and making them cry I'd them off to jail in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Man.
(Now criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that destroy. well I'd take all the getting so high With their needles and and sticks made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I would with joy. 'Cause I be Drug-Free Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd send all the foreigners to their homes For up all of our food And taking our welfare and best to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our I'd lots of laws to get rid of their brood Because I would be Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, you be Justice Guy? Making sure people get they deserve, Especially who lie Like if a wife left her with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing with some doctor named Bob You could them and drain them of blood till they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague As long as suffer for their terrible lie Bob Then you be Justice Guy. you would be a Superhero, like me.