Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot Through the terrible functions they all perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
soprano: A and a meal And a disposal A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out your hand to the in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. the door man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore been swell havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & howard And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all going to up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to rise up, and off.
Mark & howard kaylan: going to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the driving and rain
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the fog, the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)