Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot Through the terrible functions all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make sure keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish with a hood and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
volman: But, don't the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to down all the... going to whip down all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all to rise up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're going to on home.
Howard And once again take seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the fog, the dust. the tropical fever and the blistering frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark & howard kaylan: all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark & howard kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
Mark volman & howard Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)