Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of this And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
soprano: A and a meal And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird children they grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
Theodore It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to down all the... going to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
volman & howard kaylan: They're all going to up. They're going to jump up! I jump up! Talkin' 'bout right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to rise up, and off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're going to on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And once again take seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the driving and rain
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the goes for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
Mark & howard kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)