Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to thanks for your attend At this theatre. this seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, mercy on the people in england, For the terrible these people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen Through the terrible functions they all perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, real satisfaction.
soprano: A and a meal And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark & howard kaylan: out your hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
volman & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird children they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
bikel: It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard going to clear out the studio... They're to tear down all the... going to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy carl (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the driving and rain
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)