Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to thanks for your attend At this theatre. this seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food these people eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out your hand to the in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Mark volman & howard A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark volman & kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the and faggots And the dykes and the weird little children grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
bikel: It's been swell havin' you us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to tear all the... They're going to down all the... They're to sweep out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & howard And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all to rise up, and jump off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. going to ride on home.
Howard And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the fog, the dust. the tropical fever and the blistering frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the goes for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every of this rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
volman & howard kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)