Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food these people eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard out your hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish with a hood and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little children grow.
Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
Theodore It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... They're going to down all the... They're to whip down all the... going to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & howard And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light bulb men, camera men, men
volman: (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. They're going to up! I said jump up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
volman: They're all to rise up, and jump off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're going to on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
kaylan: And again take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the sleet and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the fog, the dust. the tropical fever and the blistering frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am definitely to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
Mark volman & howard Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
Howard He's me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)