Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible these people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make they keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & howard A swedish with a hood and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the little children they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're going to down all the... They're to sweep out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light bulb men, camera men, men
volman: (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
volman & howard kaylan: They're all going to up. going to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
volman: They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home.
Howard And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this rock comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & kaylan:
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)