Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for attend At this theatre. this might old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible these people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord mercy on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the terrible functions they all perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure they keep all those happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus a hood and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore been swell havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... They're going to down all the... going to whip down all the... They're going to out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
Mark volman & kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all going to up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' 'bout right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark all going to rise up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
kaylan: And once again take seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the sleet and rain
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the fog, the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the goes for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)