Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) lickert (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
soprano: A room and a And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & kaylan: Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make they keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
Help the man. the poor man. Help the man. the door man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
bikel: It's been swell havin' you us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... They're to tear down all the... They're going to down all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & howard And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light bulb men, men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard all going to rise up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all to rise up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the driving and rain
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: the fog, through the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the same for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)