Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) lickert (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord mercy on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & kaylan: Reach out your to the girl in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make sure they keep all businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus a hood and a bludgeon With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
bikel: It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... They're to tear down all the... going to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light bulb men, men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
volman & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
volman & howard kaylan: They're all going to up. going to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark all going to rise up, and jump off.
Mark volman & kaylan: going to ride on home. They're going to on home. going to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And again take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the goes for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And and every member of this rock oriented comedy group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)