Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food these people eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make sure keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & howard A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little children grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
Mark But, leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're going to down all the... going to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
volman: (oh, yeah!)
Mark & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light bulb men, men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
volman & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all going to up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
volman: They're all going to up, and jump off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home.
kaylan: And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: the driving sleet and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and member of this rock oriented comedy group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by area, fades out)