Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, mercy on the people in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out your to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
Help the man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're going to down all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & howard And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light bulb men, camera men, men
Mark (the men)
volman & howard kaylan: And, the men.
carl black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & kaylan: They're all going to up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. going to ride on home.
Howard And once again take seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the driving and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: the fog, through the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the goes for me.
Mark & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this rock comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
volman & howard kaylan:
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
Mark volman & howard Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A disaster area the of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)