Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the terrible functions all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, real satisfaction.
soprano: A and a meal And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & kaylan: Reach out your to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure they keep all those businessmen And the purple-lipped and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
volman & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus a hood and a bludgeon With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
Theodore It's swell havin' you with us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard going to clear out the studio... They're going to tear all the... They're going to down all the... They're to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
volman & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard all going to rise up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home.
kaylan: And again take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard the driving sleet and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: the fog, through the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the goes for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this oriented comedy group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & kaylan:
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)