Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
soprano: A room and a And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out your to the girl in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Mark volman & howard A swedish apparatus a hood and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
bikel: It's swell havin' you with us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's to give us all a benediction.
Howard going to clear out the studio... They're going to down all the... They're going to whip all the... They're going to out all the... They're to pay off all the...
volman: (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy carl (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to rise up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! 'bout jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to rise up, and off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're going to on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're to ride on home.
Howard And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the driving and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the same for me.
Mark volman & kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every member of this rock oriented group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark & howard kaylan:
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy carl A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)