Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure they keep all businessmen happy And the purple-lipped and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
volman & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus a hood and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have on the hippies and faggots And the and the weird little children they grow.
Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
Theodore It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard going to clear out the studio... They're to tear down all the... going to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light bulb men, camera men, men
Mark (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. going to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to rise up, and off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home.
kaylan: And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the driving and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy carl A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)