Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food these people eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a disposal A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard out your hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make sure keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark volman & kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the little children they grow.
Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
bikel: It's been swell havin' you with us folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're going to whip all the... They're to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
volman: (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy carl (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all going to up. going to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
volman & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're going to on home.
Howard And once take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
Mark all going to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
Mark & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every member of this rock oriented group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
volman & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)