Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have on the people in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen Through the terrible they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a disposal A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have mercy on the and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. the door man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to tear all the... going to whip down all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & howard And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all going to up. They're going to jump up! I jump up! Talkin' 'bout right up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all to rise up, and jump off.
Mark volman & kaylan: They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. They're going to on home. They're going to on home.
kaylan: And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
Mark They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark & howard kaylan: all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
volman & howard kaylan:
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster area the of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, out)