Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) lickert (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, mercy on the people in england, For the food these people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the and the flatfoot policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard out your hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. Make they keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some love on the weekend, real satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird children they grow.
Help the man. the poor man. Help the man. Help the man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... going to tear down all the... They're to whip down all the... They're to sweep out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light bulb men, men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
volman & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to rise up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark all going to rise up, and jump off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
kaylan: And once again take seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & howard Through the driving sleet and
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: the fog, through the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the goes for me.
Mark & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark & howard kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, 'bout a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy carl A area the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every we've been on s I've had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)