Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
Theodor This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food these must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have mercy on the fate of this And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot Through the terrible functions they all perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
Female And poor soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A and a meal And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
volman & howard kaylan: Reach out your hand to the in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make sure they all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Mark & howard kaylan: A apparatus with a hood and a bludgeon With a oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark volman & howard Lord, have mercy on the hippies and And the dykes and the weird little children grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. the door man. Help the lonely, neglected old that I know.
bikel: It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to tear all the... They're going to whip all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the Aww now, every one of our and talented dancers The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
volman: (the men)
Mark volman & kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to rise up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all to rise up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're going to on home. They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home.
kaylan: And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the driving sleet and
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
carl black: And the same for me.
volman & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every of this rock oriented comedy group In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I just to get...
Mark & howard kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A disaster area the of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, time we've been on s I've had to over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)