Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) dunbar (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) lickert (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the food these people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord mercy on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
soprano: A and a meal And a garbage A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark & howard kaylan: out your hand to the girl in the dog book, The in the pig book, and the one with the horse. Make sure they keep all those happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
volman & howard kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark volman & kaylan: Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little children grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
bikel: It's swell havin' you with us tonight folks.
Mark But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard going to clear out the studio... They're going to down all the... They're going to down all the... going to sweep out all the... They're to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
volman & howard kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, one of our lovely and talented dancers The light bulb men, camera men, men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & howard And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. They're going to jump up! I said up! Talkin' 'bout jump up on off the floor. right up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark volman & howard They're going to on home. going to ride on home. They're going to on home. going to ride on home.
Howard And again take themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
Mark all going to go home,
Mark volman & kaylan: Through the sleet and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
Mark & howard kaylan: the fog, through the dust. Through the fever and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
kaylan: And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the goes for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every member of rock oriented comedy group In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & kaylan: all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
kaylan: And I am going to get ....
Mark volman & howard
Howard I'm such a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & howard Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)