Luyện nghe bài hát Speech: Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise

Wise: Boys! And what I was was, er ... would you like to do a number with us, you know, we'd like to do a number together
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wise: You fancy Great!
Yeah-eh! It's the Kay sisters, they've come! Great! Fabulous!
Wise: The Kay sisters?! is...
Morecambe: Look, dyed their hair!
...this is the Beatles!
Morecambe: Hello, Beatle! is he?
Wise: is he?
Morecambe: he is! Hello, Bongo! Hey.
That's Ringo!
Morecambe: Oh, is he as well? ... oh dear
: Boys!
By golly!
Wise: As you can gather is Eric. Say hello to Eric.
Yes.
Hello, Eric!
Hello, mate!
Paul: I remember you, the one with the short fat hairy legs!
Morecambe: No, no, no. It's... no, the one with the short fat hairy legs. No, him.
Yeah.
George: We're the ones with the big fat heads. Get out of that!

puts his hand (opened flat, palm down, under Eric M's chin when saying "Get out of that".) That was Eric's trick on Ernie (a running gag). "Get out of that, eh? You can't can you!!". If that's not funny to you, you had to be there!]

Morecambe: Hey! Hey-hey! What's it like being
John: Well, it's not in your day, you know.

[John, insulting them, by saying they are with this remark! Makes a gesture of "very far away" with his hands]

Morecambe: Ha! That was an insult, is!

Morecambe: You didn't expect that, did
No!

Morecambe: do you mean "not like in my day"?

Well, me dad used to tell me about you, you know.
[John indicated with his hand how tall he was, when his Dad told him ... just a little kid. misunderstands (deliberately) ...
... In the old days.
Morecambe: You've only got a dad have you?

Morecambe: [mocking] Yer dad used to yer, that's a bit strong, innit? Alright, Bonzo!

Wise: Ringo!
Yeah, him as well!

Morecambe: Get 'em off, you've enough.

[Pretending their "time slot" is up, get them off the stage, or done enough damage with behaviour :) ]

Wise: What do you "done enough"?
No, well I'm getting insulted now ...

Wise: No. Look, what I was going to was let's do a number with the boys!
Morecambe: Oh yes! One the dad will remember. That I used to do, with your dad.
You go and get changed.
Yes, I will, right.

Wise: What do you think we should do, boys? about something that's more suitable for Eric's age?
"Moonlight Bay".
"Moonlight Bay".
Yeah.
Wise: So ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna make history on television. For the first time we have Morecambe and and the Beatles presenting to you that wonderful old fashioned number "Moonlight Bay". You all remember the number. Okay, fellows, that's great, you look marvellous! You ready?

Aye

Alright, ready.
Wise: Alright, take it from the top.
Okay, Kenny, thank you