Luyện nghe bài hát Speech: Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise

Wise: Boys! And what I was was, er ... would you like to do a number with us, you know, we'd like to do a number together
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wise: You that? Great!
Morecambe: Yeah-eh! the Kay sisters, they've come! Great! Fabulous!
The Kay sisters?! This is...
Morecambe: Look, they've dyed hair!
...this is the Beatles!
Morecambe: Hello, Beatle! is he?
Where is he?
Morecambe: he is! Hello, Bongo! Hey.
That's Ringo!
Morecambe: Oh, is he as well? ... oh dear
: Boys!
By golly!
Wise: As you can gather this is Eric. Say to Eric.
Yes.
Hello, Eric!
Hello, mate!
Paul: I remember you, you're the one the short fat hairy legs!
Morecambe: No, no, no. It's... no, the one with the short fat hairy legs. No, him.
Yeah.
George: We're the ones the big fat hairy heads. Get out of that!

[George puts his (opened flat, palm down, under Eric M's chin when saying "Get out of that".) That was Eric's trick on Ernie (a running gag). "Get out of that, eh? You can't can you!!". If that's not funny to you, you had to be there!]

Morecambe: Hey! Hey-hey! What's it being famous?
Well, it's not like in your day, you know.

[John, insulting them, by saying they are with this remark! Makes a gesture of "very far away" with his hands]

Ha! That was an insult, that is!

Morecambe: You didn't that, did you?
No!

Morecambe: What do you "not like in my day"?

John: Well, me dad used to tell me you, you know.
[John indicated his hand how tall he was, when his Dad told him ... just a little kid. Eric misunderstands (deliberately) ...
... In the old days.
Morecambe: You've only got a little dad have

Morecambe: [mocking] Yer dad to tell yer, that's a bit strong, innit? Alright, Bonzo!

That's Ringo!
Yeah, him as well!

Morecambe: Get 'em off, you've enough.

[Pretending their "time slot" is up, get them off the stage, or enough damage with their behaviour :) ]

Wise: do you mean "done enough"?
Morecambe: No, well I'm getting now ...

Wise: No. Look, I was going to suggest was let's do a number with the boys!
Morecambe: Oh yes! One the dad will remember. That I used to do, with your dad.
You go and get changed.
Yes, I will, right.

Wise: What do you think we should do, What about something that's more suitable for Eric's age?
"Moonlight Bay".
"Moonlight Bay".
Yeah.
Wise: So ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna make history on television. For the first time we have Morecambe and Wise and the Beatles to you that wonderful old fashioned number "Moonlight Bay". You all remember the number. Okay, fellows, that's great, you look marvellous! You ready?

Aye

Alright, ready.
Wise: Alright, we'll it from the top.
Okay, Kenny, thank you