Luyện nghe bài hát Speech: Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise

Wise: Boys! And what I was thinking was, er ... would you like to do a number with us, you know, we'd like to do a number
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wise: You fancy Great!
Morecambe: Yeah-eh! It's the Kay sisters, come! Great! Fabulous!
Wise: The Kay sisters?! is...
Morecambe: Look, they've dyed hair!
...this is the Beatles!
Morecambe: Hello, Beatle! is he?
Where is he?
Morecambe: he is! Hello, Bongo! Hey.
That's Ringo!
Morecambe: Oh, is he there as ... oh dear
: Boys!
By golly!
Wise: As you can gather this is Eric. Say to Eric.
Yes.
Hello, Eric!
Hello, mate!
Paul: I remember you, you're the one with the fat hairy legs!
Morecambe: No, no, no. It's... no, the one with the short fat hairy legs. No, him.
Yeah.
George: We're the ones the big fat hairy heads. Get out of that!

[George puts his hand (opened flat, palm down, under Eric M's chin when saying "Get out of that".) That was Eric's trick on (a running gag). "Get out of that, eh? You can't can you!!". If that's not funny to you, you had to be there!]

Morecambe: Hey! Hey-hey! it like being famous?
John: Well, it's not in your day, you know.

[John, insulting them, by saying they are oldies with this remark! Makes a gesture of "very far away" with his

Morecambe: Ha! was an insult, that is!

Morecambe: You didn't expect that, did
No!

Morecambe: do you mean "not like in my day"?

John: Well, me dad used to me about you, you know.
[John indicated with his how tall he was, when his Dad told him ... just a little kid. Eric misunderstands (deliberately) ...
... In the old days.
Morecambe: You've only got a dad have you?

Morecambe: [mocking] Yer dad used to tell yer, that's a bit strong, Alright, Bonzo!

That's Ringo!
Yeah, him as well!

Morecambe: Get 'em off, you've enough.

[Pretending their "time slot" is up, get them off the stage, or enough damage with their behaviour :) ]

Wise: What do you "done enough"?
Morecambe: No, well I'm getting now ...

Wise: No. Look, what I was going to suggest was let's do a number the boys!
Oh yes! One that the dad will remember. That I used to do, with your dad.
You go and get changed.
Yes, I will, right.

Wise: What do you think we should do, boys? about something that's more suitable for Eric's age?
"Moonlight Bay".
"Moonlight Bay".
Yeah.
Wise: So ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna make history on television. For the first time we have Morecambe and Wise and the Beatles presenting to you that old fashioned number "Moonlight Bay". You all remember the number. Okay, fellows, that's great, you look marvellous! You ready?

Aye

Alright, ready.
Wise: Alright, we'll take it the top.
Okay, Kenny, thank you