Special Fred

When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind with good intent
But just a little different

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit

We played tag and Fred get hurt
I'd play soldier he'd eat dirt
I like math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

I ran track hung out in malls
Fred ran head first into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too

(Woah woah)

now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah he's a f***ing Einstein

Oh special Fred (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit

Just a little bit........special