D And D

Better get back up here. This is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know..
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(How about a little harmonica?)
I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew.
{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin.
It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}
It's D and D!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!
Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo!
Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things.
We use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school...
{No we're not.}
I know.
Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.
He's got hit points and charisma to lend.
{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}
It's D and D... wait...
Sorry, You got a girlfriend?
{Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.}
It's D and D!
Warriors that terrify.
It's D and D!
Virgins 'till the day we...
1,2,3,4!
Die!
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Thanks.
{Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}
That's Mark Teich.