Hey, Sole, man! dude? Yo I came all the way the suburbs man! Yo I love your shit! How a free tape, dude? the underground! Woo woo! man! Yeah! Yo man!
I usually dream about gold chains and being an MC 'til I'm old and Instead I a tie and fix computers all day In this dream I trusted and I was in the spotline for the lifeline of real People are vampires and Sole exists in the nighttime Time is by my silhouette, of being a harbinger of bad news Tired of paying rent, and I'm of paying dues And I'm tired of being polite, and I'm tired of not asleep And I'm tired of that say I'm too abstract or I'm too deep Yeah I'm deep, in debt, deep in thought Falling off the deep end a bungee [Wooo!] 'Cause life is a circus and the girls on Haight are way too funky [true!] Time to feel a martyr, a satire, a sadder pioneer [Sole, wassup?] With hands idolizing every instrument I hear But I've got red and a fucked up beard, overgrown goatee Been keeping it real, the same clothes since 1993 This world is an refrigerator, full of wasted skin So I maintain an empty stomach and to place everywhere I've been "But I can't understand why the is covered with queens with blue eyes" is good, and we can be winners, if we compromise I'm complaining, these'll be the days when I get old Thanks to all the industry parties, now I got cassingles to dub beats Overwhelmed at times, couldn't fit these songs in a CD set Signed rappers: if you're so dope, then why ain't you been yet? Kids say it's all about battlin', and braggin' though it's Freestyle means diddly, and cameos provide validity [you freestyle] Any hiphop is a joke, except for all purpose I'm soon When fools call up asking for the promo I'll connect you the living room [hey, hold on] Live it up, pour a brew, up a chair let's politick and speak-spearean We can talk about rappers and alien abduction conspiracies is fun, rhetorical conversations are amusing When speech leaves book and industry thought most it confusing So smoke more weed, and more novels, and watch more cable And so we'll still skeptical, cause sensible means
(chorus) Aiiyo I talk a lot of shit, I can it all the fuck up Get along, let's all hands and sing the song So talk a lot of shit, hey, I can back it all the fuck up I love you, and you love me] And we're just one big happy
Well it's day four, sentence six, [uh huh] and everything is are cliquean and talking cliches too much, touche Today I took a holy and washed away all my indecencies Even sat in the sun, to try to cook up the in me But it's still there, away on my people skills But it, we can build and I'm not stressed out And play the 'til I'm 'X'ed out of every guestlist and put on every Well, I guess that just means names on the 'People I Gotta Diss' list I love everybody, but run out of kind phrases So if I see you and act sarcastic, it personal, and personally I wanna the horses, but ain't got enough gambling ends And I'd like to see the pigs, but all of got boyfriends We can be or arch-rivals or we can share ideas Or sip espresso, until we have diarrhea A lot of are cool, and some are less intellectual I like having a girlfriend and like them more when they're Battle rhymes hurt people, battling AIDS isn't enjoyable There's something about goth girls in short I find delectable So come back to my you horny little pale raccoon wearing three chains And I'll give you some more stupid to put in your keychains
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[drums grown to love stability, [uh huh] been anything but lethargic [true!] Constantly increased abilities and found a spot for hardship [so so] Discovered that "enjoyable" and "happy" are both relative [true] Come to terms with the fact that on earth all people are worms But hey, the bird remains tracing the smog and acid rain Actually, all acts of selfless is serene in mundane I simple things, like computers and tropical fish And indie artsy women that succumb to my every Since the devil's a misogynist I try to act Too $hort [biiatch!] But if God was a bitch, I'd make it a point to pay my support But/And since I don't kids I can [simply] act irresponsible, Buy a grip of useless shit/items, and eat that are unpronounceable Keep me unaccountable, 'cause my obstacles has been depressing And undressing prime notions, adolescent peers teach me added lessons To the mass, [son] I'm the God, in the earth Being Maine has been a blessing and being bitter has been my curse The only cure: separate Sole from the ills spoil my surroundings You were raised in manure, so it's only right we be on our own shit, sure And since I shit, and you're convinced to be in its elements Take part in self degradation when you're facing Sole-ful You've got a lot of time to think, that's not a bad thing Just think of all the joys a bottle of Windex, a pen and pad bring I say think before you speak, and think before you do Or the next rhyme I might be about you, son they shook * [*vocal interpolation of Mobb - "Shook Ones Pt. II"]
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Oh.. oh.. what? Ohh, did you hear Oh, this kid is crazy! Oh man.. oh shit. Listen man, We chillin'.. chillin' yall.. chillin'.. wooo.. Yo man, oh yo, fuckin' crazy dude! Oh Lord. Yo man.. Listen man, you ever in some guns? Y'knowahmsayin'? Listen! My boy.. wants to hook you up! Yo man, 'cause I know you're hard! Shit, listen dude, I could you up with a gun, man! Y'knowahmsayin' it's the underground, you know how crazy it is!