Hey, Sole, man! Wassup Yo I came all the way the suburbs man! Yo I love your shit! How about a tape, dude? the underground! Woo woo! man! Yeah! Yo man!
I usually dream gold chains and being an MC 'til I'm old and gray I wear a tie and fix computers all day In this I trusted everyone and I was in the spotline for the of real life People are vampires and only exists in the nighttime is by my silhouette, tired of being a harbinger of bad news Tired of paying rent, and I'm of paying dues And I'm tired of being polite, and I'm tired of not asleep And I'm tired of morons that say I'm too abstract or I'm too Yeah I'm deep, in debt, deep in thought Falling off the deep end without a [Wooo!] 'Cause life is a circus and the girls on Haight are way too funky [true!] Time to feel like a martyr, a satire, a sadder pioneer [Sole, With idle idolizing every instrument I hear But got red hair and a fucked up beard, overgrown goatee Been it real, wearing the same clothes since 1993 This world is an empty refrigerator, full of wasted So I maintain an empty stomach and magnets to place I've been "But I can't understand why the is covered with frost queens with eyes" Blazin' is good, and we can be winners, if we I'm always complaining, these'll be the when I get old Thanks to all the parties, now I got cassingles to dub beats over Overwhelmed at times, couldn't fit these in a CD boxed set Signed rappers: if you're so dope, why ain't you been dropped yet? Kids say all about battlin', and braggin' though it's masculinity Freestyle diddly, and cameos provide validity [you don't freestyle] Any hiphop is a joke, except for all I'm leaving soon When call up asking for the promo department I'll connect you with the living room [hey, on] Live it up, pour a brew, pull up a chair let's and speak-spearean We can talk about rappers and discuss alien abduction is fun, rhetorical conversations are amusing When speech leaves book and industry thought most find it So smoke more weed, and read more novels, and more cable And so we'll remain skeptical, cause sensible means
(chorus) Aiiyo I talk a lot of shit, I can it all the fuck up Get along, let's all hold and sing the song So I'll talk a lot of shit, hey, I can back it all the up [Cause I love you, and you me] And we're one big happy family
Well it's day four, six, [uh huh] and everything is clicking are cliquean and talking cliches too much, touche Today I took a holy shower and washed all my indecencies sat in the sun, to try to cook up the beast in me But it's still there, eating on my people skills But it, we can build and I'm not stressed out And play the field 'til I'm 'X'ed out of guestlist and put on every Well, I guess that just means more names on the 'People I Diss' list I love everybody, but I've run out of kind So if I see you and act sarcastic, take it personal, and I wanna play the horses, but ain't got enough ends And I'd to see the pigs, but all of them got boyfriends We can be friends or arch-rivals or we can ideas Or sip espresso, until we both diarrhea A lot of people are cool, and some are less I like having a girlfriend and like more when they're bisexual Battle rhymes don't people, battling AIDS isn't enjoyable There's something about goth girls in skirts I find delectable So come back to my shelter you horny little pale raccoon three chains And give you some more stupid sayings to put in your keychains
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[drums I've to love stability, [uh huh] been anything but lethargic [true!] increased abilities and found a soft spot for hardship [so so] Discovered that "enjoyable" and "happy" are both relative terms Come to terms with the that while on earth all people are worms But hey, the early bird remains tracing the and acid rain Actually, all acts of selfless is serene rested in I enjoy simple things, like and tropical fish And indie artsy women that succumb to my every Since the devil's a misogynist I try to act Too $hort [biiatch!] But if God was a bitch, I'd it a point to pay my child support But/And since I don't kids I can [simply] act irresponsible, Buy a grip of useless shit/items, and eat foods are unpronounceable Keep me unaccountable, 'cause counting my has been depressing And undressing prime notions, that adolescent peers teach me added To the mass, simply I'm the God, in the earth Being Maine has been a blessing and being bitter has been my curse The only cure: separate Sole from the ills spoil my surroundings You raised in manure, so it's only right that we be on our own shit, sure And since I ain't shit, and you're to be in its elements Take part in self degradation when you're Sole-ful eloquence You've got a lot of to think, that's not necessarily a bad thing Just think of all the a bottle of Windex, a pen and pad could bring I say think before you speak, and before anything you do Or the next rhyme I write might be you, son they shook * [*vocal of Mobb Deep - "Shook Ones Pt. II"]
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Oh.. oh.. what? Ohh, did you hear that? Oh, kid is crazy! Oh man.. oh shit. Listen man, We just chillin'.. yall.. chillin'.. wooo.. Yo man, oh yo, fuckin' crazy dude! Oh Lord. Yo man.. Listen man, you ever interested in guns? Y'knowahmsayin'? Listen! My boy.. wants to hook you up! Yo man, 'cause I know motherfucking hard! Shit, listen dude, I hook you up with a gun, man! Y'knowahmsayin' cause it's the underground, you how crazy it is!