Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I down to the Grundy county auction:
The sign no tobacco where we sat.
My wife told me that I should with caution,
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal hurt no one at all."
And I've never seen get so mad,
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat,
When I on him once and I spit on him twice,
skoal on the fellow in the second row.
Well, he around and nearly broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
have just went and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been eight or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled that can of back out.
And I knew I put my fingers in it,
That I'd just spit it out the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really don't if anybody mind,
A pinch between ya' and ya' gum is not a crime,
So do my spitting and the heck with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've never saw getting so danged mad:
county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and spit on' em
Spit skoal on the people, well I confess.
I even got a little on a ladies dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
They all took a dip and on me.

Well, they pinned me down on the block,
And my skoal away.
And the town still to talk about the mess,
was made that day when I said:

"Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of never hurt no one at all."
Well, I never saw people getting so durned
The worst auction they've ever had.
I spit on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
Should've my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just went and outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.