Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Fagan/Cledus T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went down to the county auction:
The said no tobacco where we sat.
My told me that I should spit with caution,
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of never hurt no one at all."
And I've never seen get so mad,
From a little bit of on his John Deere hat,
When I spit on him once and I on him twice,
Spit skoal on the fellow in the row.
Well, he turned around and broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should have just and dipped outside.

Well, it have been about eight or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled that can of back out.
And I when I put my fingers in it,
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really care if anybody mind,
A pinch between ya' and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my and the heck with the rest of y'all.
Well, never saw people getting so danged mad:
county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
skoal on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
They all a dip and spit on me.

Well, they pinned me down on the block,
And my skoal away.
And the still hates to talk about the mess,
That was made that day when I

"Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
Well, I never saw people getting so durned
The worst auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
Should've my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just went and outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.