Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Royer)

Sadie, pull car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went down to the Grundy auction:
The sign no tobacco where we sat.
My wife told me I should spit with caution,
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I "Hush your mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of never hurt no one at all."
And I've never anyone get so mad,
From a bit of spit on his John Deere hat,
When I spit on him once and I on him twice,
Spit skoal on the fellow in the row.
Well, he turned around and broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two black
Should have just and dipped outside.

Well, it must have about eight or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled can of skoal back out.
And I when I put my fingers in it,
That I'd spit it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really care if anybody mind,
A pinch ya' cheek and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my and the heck with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've never saw people getting so danged
Worst auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, well I confess.
I got a little on a ladies white dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
all took a dip and spit on me.

Well, pinned me down on the auction block,
And my skoal away.
And the town still hates to about the mess,
That was made day when I said:

"Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
Well, I never saw getting so durned mad:
The worst auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, well I confess.
I got a little on a ladies white dress.
Should've swallowed my dip, my pride.
Shoulda just went and outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.