Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I down to the Grundy county auction:
The sign no tobacco where we sat.
My told me that I should spit with caution,
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush your mouth, no body's mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
And never seen anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of spit on his John hat,
When I spit on him and I spit on him twice,
Spit on the fellow in the second row.
Well, he turned and nearly broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should just went and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been about eight or more minutes,
Until I pulled can of skoal back out.
And I knew I put my fingers in it,
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really care if anybody mind,
A pinch between ya' and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my spitting and the heck with the of y'all.
Well, I've never saw people so danged mad:
Worst county auction they've had.
I spit on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
But in the end they got me you see:
They all took a dip and on me.

Well, pinned me down on the auction block,
And my skoal away.
And the town hates to talk about the mess,
That was made day when I said:

"Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a bit of skoal never hurt no one at all."
Well, I never saw people getting so durned
The worst county they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I got a little on a ladies white dress.
Should've my dip, swallowed my pride.
just went and spit outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.