Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went to the Grundy county auction:
The sign said no tobacco we sat.
My wife told me that I should with caution,
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
And never seen anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of on his John Deere hat,
When I spit on him and I spit on him twice,
skoal on the fellow in the second row.
Well, he turned around and broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should just went and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been about or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled that can of skoal out.
And I when I put my fingers in it,
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really care if anybody mind,
A between ya' cheek and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my spitting and the heck with the of y'all.
Well, I've saw people getting so danged mad:
Worst auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and spit on' em
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a little on a ladies dress.
But in the end they got me you see:
They all took a dip and on me.

Well, they pinned me down on the block,
And took my away.
And the town still hates to about the mess,
That was made that day when I

"Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
Well, I never saw people so durned mad:
The worst county they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just and spit outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.