Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, pull car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went to the Grundy county auction:
The sign no tobacco where we sat.
My wife me that I should spit with caution,
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
And I've seen anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of spit on his John hat,
When I spit on him once and I on him twice,
Spit skoal on the in the second row.
Well, he turned around and broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two black
Should have just and dipped outside.

Well, it must been about eight or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled can of skoal back out.
And I when I put my fingers in it,
That I'd just spit it out the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really don't care if mind,
A pinch ya' cheek and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my spitting and the with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've never saw getting so danged mad:
Worst county auction ever had.
'Cos I on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
They all a dip and spit on me.

Well, pinned me down on the auction block,
And took my away.
And the still hates to talk about the mess,
That was made that day when I

"Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal hurt no one at all."
Well, I never saw getting so durned mad:
The county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, well I confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda went and spit outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.