Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went down to the county auction:
The sign no tobacco where we sat.
My wife told me that I should spit caution,
Or we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I "Hush your mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a bit of skoal never hurt no one at all."
And I've seen anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat,
When I spit on him and I spit on him twice,
Spit on the fellow in the second row.
Well, he around and nearly broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should have went and dipped outside.

Well, it must been about eight or nine more minutes,
I pulled that can of skoal back out.
And I when I put my fingers in it,
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I don't care if anybody mind,
A pinch between ya' and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my spitting and the heck with the of y'all.
Well, I've never saw getting so danged mad:
Worst county auction ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and spit on' em
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
But in the end they got me back you
all took a dip and spit on me.

Well, they pinned me down on the block,
And my skoal away.
And the still hates to talk about the mess,
was made that day when I said:

"Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of never hurt no one at all."
Well, I never saw getting so durned mad:
The county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a little on a ladies dress.
Should've my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just and spit outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.