Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Fagan/Cledus T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, this car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I down to the Grundy county auction:
The sign said no tobacco we sat.
My wife told me I should spit with caution,
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I "Hush your mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal hurt no one at all."
And I've never anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of spit on his Deere hat,
When I spit on him once and I on him twice,
Spit skoal on the fellow in the row.
Well, he turned around and broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two black
Should have just and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been eight or nine more minutes,
Until I that can of skoal back out.
And I knew when I put my in it,
That I'd just spit it out the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I don't care if anybody mind,
A pinch between ya' and ya' gum is not a crime,
So do my spitting and the heck with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've saw people getting so danged mad:
county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, well I confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
all took a dip and spit on me.

Well, they pinned me on the auction block,
And my skoal away.
And the still hates to talk about the mess,
That was made that day when I

"Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
Well, I never saw people so durned mad:
The worst county they've ever had.
'Cos I on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a little on a white dress.
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just and spit outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.