Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Royer)

Sadie, pull car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went to the Grundy county auction:
The sign said no where we sat.
My wife told me that I should spit caution,
Or else we'll all up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of never hurt no one at all."
And never seen anyone get so mad,
a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat,
When I spit on him once and I on him twice,
Spit skoal on the fellow in the row.
Well, he turned and nearly broke my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should just went and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been about or nine more minutes,
Until I pulled that can of skoal out.
And I knew when I put my in it,
That I'd just it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really care if anybody mind,
A between ya' cheek and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my and the heck with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've never saw people getting so danged
Worst county auction they've had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
But in the end they got me you see:
They all took a dip and on me.

Well, they me down on the auction block,
And took my away.
And the town hates to talk about the mess,
That was made that day when I

"Hush your mouth, no gonna mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a bit of skoal never hurt no one at all."
Well, I never saw people getting so durned
The worst county auction they've had.
I spit on 'em once and spit on' em twice:
Spit on the people, well I must confess.
I got a little on a ladies white dress.
Should've my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just went and outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.