Luyện nghe bài hát Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)

(Chris Fagan/Cledus T. Judd/Robb Royer)

Sadie, pull car over.
Let me get a can of skoal.

Well, I went down to the Grundy auction:
The sign said no tobacco we sat.
My wife told me that I should spit caution,
Or else all wind up in a big ol' spat.

And I said: "Hush mouth, no body's gonna mind,
"If I pack my lip and the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal hurt no one at all."
And never seen anyone get so mad,
From a little bit of on his John Deere hat,
When I on him once and I spit on him twice,
skoal on the fellow in the second row.
Well, he turned around and nearly my nose.
I got a big fat lip and two eyes:
Should have went and dipped outside.

Well, it must have been eight or nine more minutes,
I pulled that can of skoal back out.
And I knew I put my fingers in it,
I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd,
out!

And ya know, I really don't care if mind,
A pinch ya' cheek and ya' gum is not a crime,
So I'll do my spitting and the with the rest of y'all.
Well, I've saw people getting so danged mad:
county auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em and spit on' em twice:
skoal on the people, well I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
But in the end got me back you see:
all took a dip and spit on me.

Well, they pinned me down on the block,
And my skoal away.
And the still hates to talk about the mess,
That was made that day I said:

"Hush your mouth, no body's mind,
"If I my lip and ignore the sign.
"'Cos a little bit of skoal never no one at all."
Well, I never saw people getting so durned
The worst auction they've ever had.
'Cos I spit on 'em once and spit on' em
Spit skoal on the people, I must confess.
I even got a on a ladies white dress.
swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride.
Shoulda just went and outside.

Whew.
Boy, was hard.