As I went on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a saddle on a sow I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a coat the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as could be I saw a pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk be I saw two boots the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that head the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts my old hands should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them hands upon breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely night that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But in a night gown sure I never saw before
As I went on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that thing inside your thing where my old thing be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a hammer with a like that I never saw before