As I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely sow me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a saddle on a sow sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me mother to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the where my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as could be I saw a head upon the bed my old head should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I saw before
And as I went on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a night gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But fingers in a gown sure I never saw before
As I home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that thing inside your where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's nothing but a hammer that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But a hammer with a head like I never saw before