As I went on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that behind the door where my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk be I saw two boots beneath the bed my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see They're two Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But laces in pots I never saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that head the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I saw before
And as I went home on Saturday night as as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely night gown that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But fingers in a night gown sure I saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old thing be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that thing your thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a hammer with a head like that I never saw