As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a horse outside the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that horse outside the where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely sow that me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I went on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin sure I never saw before
And as I home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them boots the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But laces in pots I never saw before
And as I went on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed my old head should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that head upon the bed my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns them hands upon breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely night gown that me mother to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But fingers in a gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a inside her thing where my old thing should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns thing inside your thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But a hammer with a head that I never saw before