As I home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely sow that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the where my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But in a blanket sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that pipe up on the where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a tin whistle that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I went home on Thursday night as as drunk could be I saw two beneath the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see a baby boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw
And as I went on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands her breasts where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them hands upon your where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely night that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But fingers in a night sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing my old thing should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that thing inside your thing where my old thing be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's nothing but a hammer that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a hammer with a head like that I never saw