As I home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that horse outside the door where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely sow that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as could be I saw a coat behind the door my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But buttons in a sure I never saw before
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the where my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the where my old pipe should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I went home on Thursday night as as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium I never saw before
And as I went on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that head upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I saw before
And as I home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them upon your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But fingers in a night gown sure I saw before
As I went home on Sunday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a inside her thing where my old thing should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who that thing inside your thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a hammer a head like that I never saw before