As I went home on Monday night as drunk as could be I saw a horse the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that horse the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I saw before
And as I home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that coat behind the where my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely tin that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But tobacco in a tin sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them boots the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a baby boy with his on sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But fingers in a gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a inside her thing where my old thing should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that thing inside your thing where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's nothing but a that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But a hammer with a head that I never saw before