As I went home on Monday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a saddle on a sow sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But buttons in a sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a up on the chair where my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that head upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on I never saw before
And as I home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them upon your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But fingers in a night gown I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old thing be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that thing inside your thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a hammer with a head like I never saw before