As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a horse outside the door where my old should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you old fool, still you can not see That's a sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that coat behind the door my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But buttons in a blanket I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed my old boots should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But laces in pots I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see a baby boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy his whiskers on sure I never saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands her breasts where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns them hands your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw
As I went home on Sunday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that thing inside your where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see nothing but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a hammer with a head that I never saw before