As I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But a saddle on a sow I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as could be I saw a coat behind the where my old coat should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the where my old coat should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen blanket that me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as as drunk could be I saw a up on the chair where my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk be I saw two boots the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns head upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But a boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before
And as I home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a night gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But fingers in a gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old thing be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that thing inside your thing where my old should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's but a hammer that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a hammer with a head that I never saw before