A'ight, stop doin' 'Cause I'm to ruin The image and the style that ya to I funny, but yo, I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're for me Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in And my laid down by the Underground I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I to funk thee And all the in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna when the stereo's pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
But I get ridiculous I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm It never me from gettin' busy I'm a
I like the girls the boom I once got busy in a King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to amaze They say I'm ugly but it just faze me I'm still in the girls' pants And I got my own dance
The Humpty dance is your to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin' all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will tickle ya My is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid I use a that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm do my dance
The dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about Let me tell ya a little bit about this It's easy to do, check it out
First I limp to the side my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was Crazy, wack, funky say Ya look MC Hammer on crack, Humpty
all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya And when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump him Step off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Let's get
The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Oh, yeah, come on and it down
Once again, the is in the house I'd like to a shout out to the whole world Keep on the Humpty dance and to the ladies Peace and forever