Luyện nghe bài hát Rumpty Rump

A'ight, stop whatcha
I'm about to ruin
The image and the that ya used to
I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see

So yo world I hope ready for me
Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in
And my sound's laid by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya
So just let me myself

My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, please me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall the stereo's pump me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta

But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya
Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a

I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own

The dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

People say, Yo, Humpty, you're really funny
That's all right 'cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls, adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere
'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will tickle ya
My is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid

I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge
Both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid
I use a that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I sang on do like, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess obvious
I also like to write, all ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here
Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about dance
real easy to do, check it out

First I limp to the side my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
Crazy, wack, funky say
Ya look like MC Hammer on crack,

That's all right 'cause my body's in
supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my

No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya
And when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump
him Step off, I'm doin' the hump

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stupid

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Oh, yeah, on and break it down

again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world
Keep on doin' the Humpty and to the ladies
Peace and forever