A'ight, stop doin' 'Cause I'm to ruin The image and the that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me Now 'round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my lumpy I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I called ya fat, at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' I'm a
I like the girls with the I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to thee They say I'm ugly but it just faze me I'm still gettin' in the pants And I even got my own
The Humpty dance is your to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're really funny That's all right 'cause I get cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, I'm not Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in Both how I'm livin' and my is large I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', like
I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya it I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I like to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Oh, yeah, the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit this dance It's real to do, check it out
First I limp to the like my leg was broken and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, wack, people say Ya look like MC on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play game is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump Tell him Step off, I'm doin' the
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Let's get
The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, on and break it down
Once again, the is in the house I'd like to a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the dance and to the ladies Peace and forever