Luyện nghe bài hát Rumpty Rump

A'ight, stop whatcha
'Cause I'm about to
The image and the style that ya to
I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see

So yo world I you're ready for me
Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So just let me myself

My name is Humpty, with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, allow me to bump thee
I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall the stereo's pump me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack

But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya
Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a

I like the with the boom
I got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the pants
And I even got my own

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say, Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'
That's all right 'cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls, adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
Both how I'm livin' and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid
I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid

I on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious
I like to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah, now that I ya a little bit about myself
Let me ya a little bit about this dance
It's real to do, check it out

First I to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
Crazy, wack, people say
Ya look like MC Hammer on crack,

all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my

No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump
Tell him Step off, I'm doin' the

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stupid

The Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty dance and to the
and humptiness forever