A'ight, whatcha doin' 'Cause I'm to ruin The and the style that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me Now 'round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's down by the Underground I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten, please me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereo's me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But sometimes I get I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm It never stopped me gettin' busy I'm a
I like the girls the boom I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to amaze They say I'm ugly but it just don't me I'm still gettin' in the pants And I got my own dance
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin' That's all right 'cause I get cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my nose will tickle ya rear My is big, I'm not ashamed Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge Both how I'm and my nose is large I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on do like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess obvious I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about Let me tell ya a little bit about dance It's real to do, check it out
First I to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda I was smokin' Crazy, wack, funky say Ya look like MC on crack, Humpty
That's all right my body's in motion It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the Ya got it down when ya to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump Tell him off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty get stupid
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, on and break it down
Once again, the is in the house I'd like to a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the Humpty and to the ladies Peace and humptiness