A'ight, whatcha doin' 'Cause I'm about to The and the style that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo world I hope you're for me Now 'round I'm the new fool in town And my laid down by the Underground I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Dumpty
You're fall when the stereo's pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get I'll eat up all your and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me gettin' busy I'm a
I like the girls the boom I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't me I'm gettin' in the girls' pants And I got my own dance
The Humpty dance is your to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
say, Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin' That's all right 'cause I get things Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere 'Cause in a my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear My is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on do like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I it's obvious I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here Oh, yeah, now I told ya a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a bit about this dance It's real to do, check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was Crazy, wack, people say Ya look MC Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two will do it the same Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a chump points a finger like a stump him Step off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty get stupid
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Oh, yeah, come on and it down
Once again, the is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole Keep on doin' the Humpty and to the ladies Peace and humptiness