Luyện nghe bài hát Rumpty Rump

A'ight, stop whatcha
'Cause I'm about to
The image and the that ya used to
I funny, but yo, I'm makin' money, see

So yo world I hope ready for me
Now gather 'round I'm the new in town
And my sound's laid by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty, with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty

You're fall when the stereo's pump me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack

But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never me from gettin' busy
I'm a

I like the with the boom
I got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
And I got my own dance

The dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

People say, Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'
That's all right I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls, adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin'

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid

I on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits
Also ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious
I like to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah, now I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a bit about this dance
real easy to do, check it out

First I to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
Crazy, wack, people say
Ya look like MC Hammer on crack,

That's all right my body's in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name

No two will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump
Tell him Step off, I'm the hump

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stupid

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world
Keep on doin' the dance and to the ladies
Peace and humptiness