A'ight, stop whatcha I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya to I funny, but yo, I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me Now gather 'round I'm the new in town And my sound's laid by the Underground I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk And all the in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I my oatmeal lumpy I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But I get ridiculous I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from busy I'm a
I like the girls with the I got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, me to amaze thee They say I'm but it just don't faze me I'm gettin' in the girls' pants And I got my own dance
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin' That's all right 'cause I get things Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me But ya can't get me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose tickle ya rear My nose is big, I'm not Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin'
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid I use a that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on do like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I it's obvious I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here Oh, yeah, now I told ya a little bit about myself Let me ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do, it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, wack, people say Ya look MC Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right my body's in motion It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two will do it the same Ya got it down when ya to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a chump pump a finger like a stump Tell him Step off, I'm doin' the
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty get stupid
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Oh, yeah, on and break it down
again, the Underground is in the house I'd to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the Humpty and to the ladies Peace and forever