A'ight, whatcha doin' 'Cause I'm to ruin The image and the style that ya to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo world I hope ready for me Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in And my sound's down by the Underground I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk And all the in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and like Humpty Dumpty
You're fall when the stereo's pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my lumpy I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your Hey yo fat girl, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' I'm a
I like the with the boom I got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to thee They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me I'm still gettin' in the pants And I even got my own
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin' That's all right I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will ya rear My is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin'
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about Let me ya a little bit about this dance It's real to do, check it out
First I limp to the like my leg was broken and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, wack, funky say Ya look like MC on crack, Humpty
That's all 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two people do it the same Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a him Step off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Let's get
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Oh, yeah, come on and break it
Once again, the Underground is in the I'd like to a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the Humpty and to the ladies and humptiness forever