A'ight, stop whatcha I'm about to ruin The and the style that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me Now gather 'round I'm the new in town And my laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee And all the rappers in the top ten, please me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty
You're fall when the stereo's pump me I like to rhyme, I my beats funky I'm spunky I my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never me from gettin' busy I'm a
I like the girls with the I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just faze me I'm still in the girls' pants And I even got my own
The Humpty dance is your to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin' That's all right 'cause I get cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me But ya can't get me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' 'Cause in a my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, I'm not Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin'
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in Both how I'm livin' and my nose is I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I it's obvious I also like to write, all ya had to do was give a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of that bass right here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about Let me tell ya a little bit about this It's easy to do, check it out
First I to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, wack, funky say Ya look like MC Hammer on crack,
That's all right 'cause my in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a pump points a finger like a stump Tell him Step off, I'm the hump
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Let's get
The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Oh, yeah, come on and it down
Once again, the is in the house I'd to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the dance and to the ladies Peace and humptiness