A'ight, stop whatcha 'Cause I'm to ruin The image and the style ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo world I hope you're for me Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in And my laid down by the Underground I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee And all the in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're fall when the stereo's pump me I like to rhyme, I like my funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm It never stopped me gettin' busy I'm a
I like the with the boom I once got busy in a Burger bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to amaze They say I'm ugly but it just faze me I'm still in the girls' pants And I even got my own
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
say, Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin' That's all right 'cause I get things Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me But ya can't get me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' 'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will ya rear My nose is big, I'm not Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya it I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I it's obvious I also like to write, all ya had to do was Humpty a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about Let me tell ya a little bit about this It's real to do, check it out
First I limp to the like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda I was smokin' Crazy, wack, people say Ya look like MC on crack, Humpty
all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two will do it the same Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya And the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump him Step off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Let's get
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Oh, yeah, come on and break it
Once again, the is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the world Keep on doin' the Humpty dance and to the and humptiness forever