A'ight, stop whatcha 'Cause I'm to ruin The image and the that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me Now 'round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Yo ladies, oh how I to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten, please me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty
gonna fall when the stereo's pump me I to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
But sometimes I get eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya Yeah, I ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a
I the girls with the boom I once got busy in a King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to amaze They say I'm ugly but it just faze me I'm gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own
The dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
People say, Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin' That's all right I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me But ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls, they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will tickle ya My is big, I'm not ashamed Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', like
I sang on do like, and if ya missed it I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I it's obvious I also like to write, all ya had to do was give a chance And now I'm do my dance
The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah, now I told ya a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit this dance It's real easy to do, it out
First I to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin' Crazy, wack, funky say Ya like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two people do it the same Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump And when the dude a chump points a finger like a stump Tell him off, I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance is your to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, come on and it down
Once again, the Underground is in the I'd to send a shout out to the whole world on doin' the Humpty dance and to the ladies Peace and forever