Luyện nghe bài hát Rumpty Rump

A'ight, whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to
The and the style that ya used to
I look funny, but yo, I'm money, see

So yo I hope you're ready for me
Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce

My name is Humpty, with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty

You're gonna when the stereo's pump me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack

But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
Hey yo fat girl, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a

I like the girls with the
I once got busy in a Burger bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze
say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own

The dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

People say, Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'
all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls, adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
'Cause in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will ya rear
My is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an like Cupid
I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid

I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya it
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also ya that I like to bite, well, yeah, I guess it's obvious
I also to write, all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah, now that I told ya a little bit about
Let me tell ya a little bit about dance
It's real easy to do, it out

I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, wack, people say
Ya like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in
supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump
Tell him off, I'm doin' the hump

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stupid

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty dance and to the
and humptiness forever