dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 MST 1989 7149 of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Paul <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 1989 "The Ride of Rever e" Sherman from As the clock struck twelve fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were asleep, of course. From their windows came a noise That broke the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our forefathers called out, "Who here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our forefathers out of bed, And they to the window and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all that around here. How can we when from down in the street Comes the and the stomping of your horse's big feet. "Go or we'll call the police. And you're disturbing the peace! Stop around in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old North to turn out that light! "Whatever you're to say, it'll keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to stay dawn? Won't you please get horse off my drunk and disorderly, feeling your oats. Tell those behind you to take off those silly red coats "Why, you're carrying on like the are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Rever e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The will hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where there's smoke, work! */