dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Revere <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Organization: Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The Ride of Paul e" Sherman from As the clock twelve that fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were asleep, of course. From beneath windows came a noise almost broke the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our forefathers out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our forefathers out of bed, And went to the window and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all that noise here. How can we rest when from down in the Comes the clomping and the of your horse's big feet. "Go away or call the police. And report you're the peace! Stop around in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old church to turn out that light! "Whatever you're to say, it'll keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to stay dawn? Won't you please get horse off my You're drunk and disorderly, your oats. Tell strangers behind you to take off those silly red coats "Why, carrying on like the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king will of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Way, Redmond, WA 98073-9717 * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * there's smoke, there's work! */