dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 7149 of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Revere <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The Ride of Rever e" Alan from As the clock struck twelve fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our were sound asleep, of course. From beneath windows came a noise almost broke the glass: a wild-eyed on a breathless horse. So our forefathers called out, "Who here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And they went to the and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all noise around here. How can we when from down in the street Comes the clomping and the of your horse's big feet. "Go away or we'll the police. And report disturbing the peace! Stop around in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old North church to turn out light! "Whatever you're trying to say, keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to stay until Won't you please get that off my drunk and disorderly, feeling your oats. Tell those strangers behind you to off those silly red coats "Why, you're carrying on like the are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where there's smoke, work! */