dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Revere <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The Ride of Paul e" Alan from As the clock struck twelve fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers sound asleep, of course. From beneath their came a noise almost broke the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our forefathers called out, "Who here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And they to the window and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all that around here. How can we rest when down in the street Comes the and the stomping of your horse's big feet. "Go away or we'll the police. And you're disturbing the peace! Stop around in the of the night. those people at the Old North church to turn out that light! "Whatever trying to say, it'll keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you to stay until dawn? Won't you get that horse off my You're drunk and disorderly, your oats. those strangers behind you to take off those silly red coats "Why, you're on like the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Rever e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where there's smoke, work! */