dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Revere <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Organization: Microsoft Corp., WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 1989 "The Ride of Rever e" Alan from As the clock struck twelve fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our were sound asleep, of course. From beneath windows came a noise That broke the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our called out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And went to the window and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all that around here. How can we rest when from down in the the clomping and the stomping of your horse's big feet. "Go or we'll call the police. And report disturbing the peace! Stop horsing in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old North to turn out that light! "Whatever you're trying to say, it'll Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to until dawn? Won't you please get horse off my You're drunk and disorderly, feeling oats. Tell those behind you to take off those silly red coats "Why, you're on like the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The will hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * there's smoke, there's work! */