dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Paul <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Organization: Microsoft Corp., WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The of Paul Rever e" Alan from As the clock struck twelve that fateful In the of Boston, Mass, Our were sound asleep, of course. From beneath windows came a noise That almost the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our called out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And they went to the and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please make all that noise around here. How can we rest when from down in the Comes the clomping and the of your horse's big feet. "Go away or we'll the police. And you're disturbing the peace! Stop horsing in the of the night. those people at the Old North church to turn out that light! "Whatever you're trying to say, keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to until dawn? Won't you please get that off my You're and disorderly, feeling your oats. Tell those strangers behind you to take off silly red coats "Why, you're carrying on the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king will of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Way, Redmond, WA 98073-9717 * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where there's smoke, work! */