dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 7149 of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Revere <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The of Paul Rever e" Alan from As the clock struck that fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers sound asleep, of course. From their windows came a noise That almost broke the a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our called out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And they went to the and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all noise around here. How can we rest when from down in the Comes the and the stomping of your horse's big feet. "Go away or call the police. And report disturbing the peace! Stop horsing in the of the night. Tell people at the Old North church to turn out that light! "Whatever trying to say, it'll keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to until dawn? Won't you please get horse off my drunk and disorderly, feeling your oats. Tell those strangers behind you to off those silly red coats "Why, you're carrying on like the are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Rever e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The will hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where smoke, there's work! */