dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Paul <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 12:03:40 "The Ride of Paul e" Alan _My_Name_Is_Alan_ As the struck twelve that fateful night In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were asleep, of course. From beneath their windows a noise That almost the glass: a wild-eyed horseman on a horse. So our called out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our climbed out of bed, And they went to the and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't all that noise around here. How can we rest when down in the street Comes the clomping and the of your horse's big feet. "Go away or we'll the police. And you're disturbing the peace! horsing around in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old North to turn out that light! "Whatever you're trying to say, keep; Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you planning to stay until Won't you get that horse off my You're drunk and disorderly, your oats. Tell those strangers behind you to take off silly red coats "Why, carrying on like the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Rever e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king hear of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * there's smoke, there's work! */