dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 MST 1989 Article of rec.humor: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg [email protected] (Phillip Garding) rec.humor Subject: Paul <[email protected] > Date: 7 Dec 89 GMT Organization: Microsoft Corp., WA 48 Posted: Thu Dec 7 1989 "The Ride of Rever e" Sherman from As the clock struck twelve that fateful In the of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers sound asleep, of course. From their windows came a noise That broke the glass: a wild-eyed on a breathless horse. So our forefathers out, "Who goes here?" And the answered, "Paul Revere." So our forefathers out of bed, And they to the window and said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere! Please don't make all that around here. How can we rest when from down in the Comes the clomping and the of your horse's big feet. "Go away or call the police. And you're disturbing the peace! horsing around in the of the night. Tell those people at the Old North to turn out that light! "Whatever you're trying to say, it'll Go to sleep, Revere, go to sleep. "Are you to stay until dawn? Won't you please get that off my You're drunk and disorderly, your oats. Tell those behind you to take off those silly red coats "Why, you're carrying on the British are here! Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Rever e. Go to sleep, go to sleep, Revere." (after stops) "The king will of this!" /* * Phillip Garding, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA * phillipg@microsoft!uunet * Where smoke, there's work! */