Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his
And college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line
But when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold woman on a farm
Had Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 press 5
The hands meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing in the SEC

Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's but they're gonna call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot
to college on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't play in the

She would wash all her team mates
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the Lord's
missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The one tough enough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
out the coaches and the referees

Ricky Tidwell's gonna play football
Her real Doris
Everybody calls her Too
They say a fine young man but she's really not
She's the of the cheap shot
And on the triple option she'd ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the in sacks
Responsible for killing nine running
But the reputation was destroyed
They Ricky's mama of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky mama's on probation
Well the has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama
Said she'd been takin' male
Mrs. gonna do well
In the NFL

Ricky mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Tidwell's mama
(Can I have autograph ma'am)
Ricky mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky Tidwell's