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Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a athlete
He was a big strong boy that was on his feet
And college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line
But the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to young no more
When they saw his mama she's the one they to sign

She was a real bold woman on a farm
Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could 600 bench press 5
The down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna football
Her real name's Doris but they're call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end foot wide
Going to college on a full
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't play in the

She would all her team mates uniforms
Tucked in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the prayer
missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and all the plays
The only one tough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, scoured up
out the coaches and the referees

Ricky Tidwell's gonna play football
Her name's Doris
Everybody calls her Too
They say a fine young man but she's really not
the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
Responsible for killing nine backs
But the school's reputation was
They Ricky's mama of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's on probation
Well the has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd been takin' male
Mrs. Tidwell's do well
In the NFL

Ricky mama
(15 penalty, illegal use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have your ma'am)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Or is sir)
Tidwell's mama