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Uh, Ricky was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy was quick on his feet
And college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line
But when the scouts came on Ricky's door
They didn't to talk to young Rick no more
When they saw his she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a bold woman raised on a farm
Had Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
she could squat 600 bench press 5
The hands down meanest alive
Got a playing linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's is gonna play football
Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her Too
She's got shoulders and a hind end foot wide
Going to college on a full
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't play in the

She would wash all her mates uniforms
Tucked everybody in in the dorms
Cooked the meal, say the Lord's prayer
missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one tough enough to go both
Yeah, her full of mud, scoured up knees
out the coaches and the referees

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play
Her name's Doris
Everybody her Too Tall
They say a fine young man but she's really not
She's the of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
Responsible for killing nine backs
But the reputation was destroyed
They accused Ricky's mama of
(I thought woman was awful stout)

Oh Ricky mama's on probation
the college has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd been takin' male
Mrs. Tidwell's do well
In the NFL

Ricky Tidwell's
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I your autograph ma'am)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama