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Uh, Ricky was a great athlete
He was a big boy that was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line
But when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
When they saw his she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold woman raised on a
Had Bear Bryant on her forearm
She was meaner than ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 bench 5
The down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship linebacker in the SEC

Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's but they're gonna call her Too Tall
got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
Going to college on a ride
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her team uniforms
Tucked in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a
in the huddle, and called all the plays
The only one tough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, scoured up
out the coaches and the referees

Ricky mama's gonna play football
Her name's Doris
calls her Too Tall
They say she's a fine young man but really not
the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play she'd your day

She led the team in tackles and the in sacks
Responsible for killing nine running
But the school's reputation was
They accused Ricky's mama of
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's mama's on
Well the college has started an
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's alone
she'd been takin' male hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's do well
In the NFL

Ricky Tidwell's
(15 penalty, illegal use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have your ma'am)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Or is sir)
Ricky Tidwell's