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Uh, Ricky was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was on his feet
And every in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line
But when the scouts came on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
When saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold raised on a farm
Had Bear Bryant on her forearm
She was meaner heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she squat 600 bench press 5
The hands down meanest homemaker
Got a playing linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna football
Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her Too
got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
Going to on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's play in the NC-double-A

She would all her team mates uniforms
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one tough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
Cussing out the coaches and the

Ricky Tidwell's gonna play football
Her real Doris
Everybody her Too Tall
They say a fine young man but she's really not
the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option she'd ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the in sacks
Responsible for nine running backs
But the school's reputation was
They accused Ricky's mama of
(I thought that woman was stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's mama's on
the college has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's alone
Said she'd been takin' hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's gonna do
In the NFL

Tidwell's mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have autograph ma'am)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Or is sir)
Ricky Tidwell's