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Uh, Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted blocking on their line
But when the scouts came on Ricky's door
They didn't to talk to young Rick no more
they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold raised on a farm
Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 bench 5
The down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing in the SEC

Ricky mama is gonna play football
Her real Doris but they're gonna call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot
Going to on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's play in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her mates uniforms
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the meal, say the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one enough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
Cussing out the coaches and the

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna football
Her name's Doris
Everybody her Too Tall
They say she's a young man but she's really not
She's the of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play she'd your day

She led the team in and the league in sacks
Responsible for killing running backs
But the school's was destroyed
They accused Ricky's of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky mama's on probation
Well the has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd takin' male hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's gonna do
In the NFL

Ricky Tidwell's
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have your ma'am)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Or is sir)
Ricky Tidwell's