Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his
And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their
But when the scouts came knocking on door
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to

She was a real woman raised on a farm
Had Bear tattooed on her forearm
She was meaner heck ran the 40 in 4.3
she could squat 600 bench press 5
The down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is play football
Her real name's Doris but they're gonna her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end foot wide
Going to college on a ride
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't play in the

She would wash all her team mates
Tucked in in the football dorms
Cooked the meal, say the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and all the plays
The only one tough enough to go both
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
Cussing out the coaches and the

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna football
Her name's Doris
Everybody her Too Tall
say she's a fine young man but she's really not
She's the master of the cheap
And on the triple option play she'd your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
Responsible for nine running backs
But the school's was destroyed
They Ricky's mama of steroids
(I thought woman was awful stout)

Oh Tidwell's mama's on probation
Well the college has started an
They wouldn't poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd been takin' male
Mrs. Tidwell's gonna do
In the NFL

Ricky mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Tidwell's mama
(Can I your autograph ma'am)
Tidwell's mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama