Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on line
But the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to Rick no more
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to

She was a real bold woman raised on a
Had Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 press 5
The hands down meanest homemaker
Got a scholarship playing in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play
Her real Doris but they're gonna call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end four wide
Going to on a full ride
Mrs. wouldn't play in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her team uniforms
Tucked in in the football dorms
Cooked the meal, say the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one enough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, scoured up
Cussing out the coaches and the

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna football
Her real Doris
calls her Too Tall
They say she's a young man but she's really not
the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play she'd your day

She led the team in tackles and the in sacks
Responsible for killing nine backs
But the reputation was destroyed
They accused Ricky's of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's on probation
Well the has started an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama
she'd been takin' male hormones
Mrs. gonna do well
In the NFL

Ricky mama
(15 penalty, illegal use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have autograph ma'am)
Ricky mama
(Or is sir)
Tidwell's mama