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Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a great
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his
And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their
But the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to

She was a real bold woman raised on a
Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her
She was meaner heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 bench 5
The hands down meanest alive
Got a playing linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is play football
Her name's Doris but they're gonna call her Too Tall
She's got and a hind end four foot wide
Going to college on a ride
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her mates uniforms
Tucked in in the football dorms
the game meal, say the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a
in the huddle, and called all the plays
The one tough enough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, scoured up
Cussing out the and the referees

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play
Her real name's
calls her Too Tall
They say a fine young man but she's really not
She's the master of the shot
And on the option play she'd ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
for killing nine running backs
But the reputation was destroyed
They accused mama of steroids
(I thought woman was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's on probation
Well the college has an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama
Said she'd takin' male hormones
Mrs. gonna do well
In the NFL

Tidwell's mama
(15 penalty, illegal use of a clothesline)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Can I have your ma'am)
Ricky mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama