Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a athlete
He was a big strong boy that was on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on line
But when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
When they saw his mama the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold raised on a farm
Had Bear tattooed on her forearm
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 press 5
The hands down homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna football
Her real name's Doris but they're call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end foot wide
to college on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her team mates
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the Lord's
You're missing a She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one tough enough to go ways
Yeah, her full of mud, scoured up knees
Cussing out the coaches and the

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play
Her real Doris
calls her Too Tall
They say she's a fine young man but really not
She's the master of the cheap
And on the triple option play she'd your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
Responsible for killing running backs
But the school's was destroyed
They accused Ricky's of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's mama's on
Well the college has started an
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky mama alone
Said been takin' male hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's do well
In the NFL

Ricky mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have your ma'am)
Tidwell's mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama