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Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a great
He was a big boy that was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted blocking on their line
But when the came knocking on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to Rick no more
When saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold raised on a farm
Had Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was than heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 press 5
The hands down homemaker alive
Got a scholarship linebacker in the SEC

Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's Doris but they're call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot
to college on a full ride
Mrs. wouldn't play in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her team mates
Tucked in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the Lord's
You're a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and all the plays
The only one tough enough to go ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
Cussing out the and the referees

Ricky Tidwell's mama's play football
Her real Doris
calls her Too Tall
They say she's a fine man but she's really not
She's the master of the shot
And on the triple option she'd ruin your day

She led the team in and the league in sacks
Responsible for killing running backs
But the school's reputation was
They accused Ricky's of steroids
(I that woman was awful stout)

Oh Tidwell's mama's on probation
Well the college has an investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd been male hormones
Mrs. gonna do well
In the NFL

Ricky Tidwell's
(15 penalty, illegal use of a clothesline)
Ricky Tidwell's
(Can I your autograph ma'am)
Tidwell's mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama