Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a athlete
He was a big strong boy was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line
But when the scouts came knocking on door
They didn't want to talk to young no more
they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold woman raised on a
Had Bear tattooed on her forearm
She was meaner heck ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she squat 600 bench press 5
The hands meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is play football
Her real name's Doris but gonna call her Too Tall
She's got shoulders and a hind end four wide
Going to on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's play in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her team mates
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? got a spare
in the huddle, and called all the plays
The only one tough to go both ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, up knees
out the coaches and the referees

Ricky mama's gonna play football
Her real Doris
calls her Too Tall
They say she's a fine young man but she's not
She's the of the cheap shot
And on the option play she'd ruin your day

She led the team in and the league in sacks
Responsible for killing nine backs
But the school's reputation was
accused Ricky's mama of steroids
(I thought that was awful stout)

Oh Ricky mama's on probation
Well the college has started an
They leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd takin' male hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's gonna do
In the NFL

Tidwell's mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Ricky mama
(Can I have autograph ma'am)
Tidwell's mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky mama