Luyện nghe bài hát Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a great
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his
And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line
But when the scouts came on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to

She was a real bold raised on a farm
Had Bear Bryant on her forearm
She was meaner than ran the 40 in 4.3
Well she could squat 600 bench 5
The hands down meanest homemaker
Got a playing linebacker in the SEC

Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's but they're gonna call her Too Tall
She's got and a hind end four foot wide
to college on a full ride
Mrs. Tidwell's play in the NC-double-A

She would wash all her mates uniforms
everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, say the prayer
missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the
The only one tough enough to go ways
Yeah, her mouth full of mud, scoured up
Cussing out the and the referees

Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
Her real Doris
Everybody her Too Tall
They say she's a fine young man but she's not
the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple play she'd ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in
Responsible for killing running backs
But the school's reputation was
They Ricky's mama of steroids
(I thought woman was awful stout)

Oh Ricky Tidwell's mama's on
Well the college has started an
They wouldn't poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said she'd been male hormones
Mrs. Tidwell's do well
In the NFL

Tidwell's mama
(15 yard penalty, use of a clothesline)
Tidwell's mama
(Can I have your ma'am)
Tidwell's mama
(Or is sir)
Ricky Tidwell's