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Greetings
And welcome all you danged foreigners from other
Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare
For the butt whopping they are about to

The in Georgia
God you know were gonna screw up
I you
When let those doves go at the opening ceremony
There are gonna be guys in the parking lot shotguns

And we will not have a
That big a pig on it, I guarantee
fat guy going
Danged good top of them stairs up there
ain't got no hand rail be careful"

Of all the games the rednecks play
Theres some events
If you know about the ways
it makes perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires together
See thats my fear, theyre get the list of events
They gonna have no idea half this stuff is suppose to be
Like for fencing, theyll be giving people wire and sheet metal

There have to cancel water polo after
The first two or three horses
I tell you instead of discus
Theyll be flinging hubcaps

You cant blame them for the way are
But you can sit and grin
'Cause theyll do something so bizarre
want to see it again

If you could ever get into minds
Theres no telling what you find
They do things in a different way
All the games the rednecks play

And you know they havent even about it
But the river having the kayak races
On is the same river they deliverance at

That to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a

Be prepared to watch the wildest
Making her out in the
You may not see them bringing home the
But theyll make mama proud

If you could ever get inside minds
no telling what you might find
They do things in a different way
All the games that the rednecks

Hey Ed, I got a one