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Greetings
And welcome all you danged from other nations
Dear Lord be with our and prepare them
For the butt whopping are about to receive

The Olympics in
God you know were gonna screw up
I you
When they let those go at the opening ceremony
There are gonna be in the parking lot with shotguns

And we will not have a
That big without a pig on it, I
Some fat guy
Danged good barbecue top of them up there
They got no hand rail be careful"

Of all the games that the play
Theres some crazy
If you know about the redneck
Then it makes perfect

Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires together
See thats my fear, theyre gonna get the of events
gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be
Like for fencing, theyll be giving people bailing wire and sheet

There probably to cancel water polo after
The two or three horses drown
I tell you instead of discus
be flinging Ford hubcaps

You blame them for the way they are
But you can sit back and
'Cause theyll do something so bizarre
want to see it again

If you could ever get into minds
Theres no telling what you find
They do things in a different way
All the that the rednecks play

And you they havent even thought about it
But the river theyre the kayak races
On is the river they filmed deliverance at

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty it?
'Cause if Ned Batty make it down
thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the wildest
her out in the line
You may not see them home the gold
But theyll sure make proud

If you could ever get inside minds
Theres no telling what you might
They just do things in a way
All the games that the rednecks

Hey Ed, I got a one